Episode 676: The Importance of Mötley Crüe

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Mötley Crüe00:00 Introductions02:19 Mötley Crüe11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund21:24 Michael Jackson28:08 University of Iowa35:24 Military ReligionsMötley CrüeAaaaaand, it’s gone.After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally.Go morons! Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?Yes.Yes they were.$1.8 Billion Slush FundDid you beat a cop on January 6th? Then YOU are entitled to compensation.The most corrupt president in all of history does it again.Michael JacksonThe successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel!So…Are they going to make it realistic this time?Will the FULL story be told, now?Or will the dark truths be ignored again?University of IowaConservative hypocrites did it! Wooo!They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa. Indoctrination, indeed…Military ReligionsThe military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions…I mean, that’s a good start, right?Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/