Episode 680: The Islamic Republic of Japan

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Conor McGregor—Arson in the News—Islamic Republic of Japan00:00 Introductions04:30 Conor McGregor14:50 Arson in the News20:50 Biohacking22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan34:51 Conservative College CoursesConor McGregorApparently he went down IMMEDIATELY. I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money.Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card.EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME.I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies.Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died.Shoulda happened 15 years ago. Arson in the NewsUm… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire.Yeah.So… drugs, mental illness, or both? BiohackingBrian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!” Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.”Anti-Vax Murder MomRFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage. She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot.Why?Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid. Islamic Republic of JapanTrump is just so very, very stupid.Conservative College CoursesWest Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda.One person signed up.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/