Episode 7: Phantom Rape Scooper

Its been a tough few weeks for the horse dividers recently, Lewis has lost use of his right leg hunting dragons across the country in search of fame and riches, David’s been struck down by polio of the groin and hasn’t been able to jack off for like 4 days, Laurence had his house robbed and lost nearl everything he owned (and most of the things that were left he never liked anyway), Danny was mugged (though thankfully the mugger only took his money so he kept his card), James stubbed his toe and pulled half the nail off so now has the decision to pull it off and be done with it or have it slowly grow back painfully over the weeks, and Max spilled half a bottle off Yazoo, never gonna get that shit back. In lighter news Laurence has bought a new dog and called it Darwin, he feeds it the fancy dog food, I’d give it a week before he gives up and buys the cheaper version. -Max