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The Golden Malteser
by Golden Malteser
Just a bunch of incredibly handsome chums who often gather round to discuss the recent global events and happenings. But instead digress into conversations revolving into the subjects of "buttplugs" "anuses" "feces" and "custard". So all in all the kind of guys you'd want to know.
Episodes
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Episode zero: Prehistoric Selection Process
Using audio which by all legal accounts never existed, I, Lewis "yes we can" Tremaine have done the impossible(read: Unrequested) and made a spin-off for the highly ignored podcast, the golden malteser.
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Episode 8: Musical Bumble Shit
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Episode 7: Phantom Rape Scooper
Its been a tough few weeks for the horse dividers recently, Lewis has lost use of his right leg hunting dragons across the country in search of fame and riches, David’s been struck down by polio of the groin and hasn’t been able to jack off for like 4 days, Laurence had his house robbed and lost...
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Episode 05: Double Negative Conundrum
There are 14 things that everyone must try in there life I'm not going to share them with you, fuck you I owe you nothing I've already contributed to the fucking pod cast for your entertainment. Something I will tell you though is a story, there was once a boy named Alex who enjoyed hunting, his...
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Episode 6: Ruskular African Swimming pools
What's the point in life? A question people have be questioning for a very long time. But just how long a time? A very long time indeed. However these people aren't as philosophical as I, a man who once listened to an entire episode of match of the day without once looking at the TV because he...
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Episode 04: Hang Glider Prostate Surgery
Poverty, starvation, soddomy... Truly these are the issues within modern day society, the struggles we face on a day to day basis the constant turmoils and tribulations that make up our very existance. But without them what would we have? Poverty allowed us to appriciate what we had, starvation...
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Episode 03: Skynet Beaver Nose
They came they saw they conquered, Rome was taken in a day, we fucked up a podcast in half and hour. What does that tell us? That we are better than the Romans an why i hear you disinterestedly ask, it is because they didn't wipe there ass with toilet paper like the sophisticated sons of bitches…
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Episode 02: Inside Out Baby Donuts
what is going on in this installment? Inside out: Adverb, With the inner surface turned outward. Baby: Noun, A very young child, esp. one newly or recently born. Doughnut: Noun, A small fried cake of sweetened dough, typically in the shape of a ball or ring. So not that's done grab a fart bucket...
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Episode 01: Wall Rimming Codpiece
The jolly crew are at it again (even though its the first episode) with their "witty" banter and deep philosophical outlook, join us on a quest of discovery, as dangerous as it may be. -James
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Just a bunch of incredibly handsome chums who often gather round to discuss the recent global events and happenings. But instead digress into conversations revolving into the subjects of "buttplugs" "anuses" "feces" and "custard". So all in all the kind of guys you'd want to know.
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Golden Malteser
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Just a bunch of incredibly handsome chums who often gather round to discuss the recent global events and happenings. But instead digress into conversations revolving into the subjects of "buttplugs" "anuses" "feces" and "custard". So all in all the kind of guys you'd want to know.
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