Episode 70 - 4th Down and Wipe Around

from Pants Optional · host The Hideaway Dads

This week the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of high school playoff football, bold predictions are made, and the Cardinals have made everyone proud! But it wouldn’t be Pants Optional without a hard-hitting journalistic deep-dive into… proper butt-wiping procedure. Yes, technique is debated. Yes, strong opinions are shared. Yes, you will learn things you cannot unlearn. Plus: unsolicited life hacks, unnecessary sound effects, and the kind of “other fun stuff” that proves why pants are, and always will be, completely optional.

Episode metadata supplied by the publisher feed · Published Nov 14, 2025

Embed this episode

Attribution link and audio player

NOW PLAYING

Episode 70 - 4th Down and Wipe Around

0:00 1:09:07

1×

No transcript for this episode yet

We transcribe on demand. Request one and we'll notify you when it's ready — usually under 10 minutes.

Share this episode

Similar Episodes

No similar episodes found.

Similar Podcasts

Jordan, Jesse, GO! MaximumFun.org What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story). Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber. Explicit Legion of Skanks Podcast Gas Digital Network Legion of Skanks has been called "The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth" and the hosts and creators wouldn't want it any other way! Stand up comedians and real-life best friends Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith host their weekly "podcast party" from The Stand NYC where they discuss anything and everything in a hilarious and extremely uncensored way. The "Skanks" consistently raise the bar on filth and depravity. The goal of the show isn't to educate, but rather to make you piss your pants laughing and possibly question your own moral code. The latest 20 episodes are always free, but if you want access to all the archives, the live chat, fan forums, and full episodes On Demand a week before they come out everywhere else - you can subscribe now at GaSDigitalNetwork.com and use the code LOS to save 15% on your membership. Explicit Community Service with Craig Conant Craig Conant Craig Conant was a troublemaker and still is, lol. Community Service Podcast focuses on the bad events in life and how they hopefully inspire you to change for the better... or not. Guests also talk about one of the greatest human equalizers, those times when you shit your pants. #humblelized Explicit The Lōšer$ club Elian Perez It’s about life and how you should take it fashion and social media talks we love little women of Atlanta here people and just join us for a great laugh you will pee your pants go get some help but watch us first after you do that Explicit

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is this episode of Pants Optional?

This episode is 1 hour and 9 minutes long.

When was this Pants Optional episode published?

This episode was published on November 14, 2025.

Can I download this Pants Optional episode?

Yes. Use the download control on the episode player to save the publisher-provided media file.

URL copied to clipboard!