Episode 73: Goldenthroat, This Is Jazz Square

WHAT TIME IS - Ahem. Sorry, I should show some restraint. There’s enough of our ecstatic energy poured into every single second of this episode to power a city, I should keep things chill in the description. Hello everyone. We are so excited to be starting this season off with a crowd favorite, the summertime sequel to the cultural phenomenon of HSM. Did it live up to the original? Does it stand on its own as- AHHH OF COURSE! THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!! INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Luke feels more alive than ever before and is being given nothing. Emma tries hard to make a Christ metaphor and stans Sharpay more than ever. Talking Points: Controversial Opinions, How You Know You’ve Grown Up, A Sequel That Knows It’s A Sequel, Diegetic vs Non-Diegetic Dancing, Missing Miss Darbus, A Staple Summer Movie, Zac Efron’s Kinetic Acting, Memorable Bonus Features, Tolerable Gabriella, Evolving Sharpay and Ryan, We Should All Be More Like Zeke, The Ryan-Sharpay Weirdness, Kiss Baiting, Needs More Coach Bolton, The Fantastic Mr. Fulton, Soaring/Flying Budgets, Sharpay Is a Disney Villain Now, Creative Differences With Dyllan, THE GOLF SHOES, Fix The Hat, Machiavellian Manipulations, The Extended Edition, Troy’s Golf Lessons, 35-Year-Old College Athletes, The Toxic DCOMedy Community, The Ryan/Chad Chemistry, Ryan Evans: Lady Killer, Angry Troy, A Brief Tangent About HSM3, Sharpay’s Ultimate Hubris, Gabriella Confronts Sharpay (Badly), Troy’s Actually Doing Fine, Coach Bolton’s Steaming Meat, Bet On It (Nuff Said), The Gay Angel of Love, The Quail Tangent, The Most Fun Looking Pool Party of All Time, Miley Cyrus’s DCOM Debut