Episode 78: The MC of Hell

We're sliding into summertime at Here's a Guy, and topics may be hot, but the hosts are oh so cool. Just kidding. That's actually an interesting question. Are the hosts of Here's a Guy what can fairly be considered "cool?" I'm not talking about among, like, Gen Z. I'm talking about among society at large. The hosts are too old for being cool to Gen Z to be a worthwhile metric. No shade against them, it's just that 30 years aren't supposed to be cool to teenagers. We repulse them, and that's fine. We had our time. I remember when I had friends all stressed over Gen Z bringing back middle parts and loose-fitting jeans. They were concerned that they won't be cool anymore. Well guess what- you're not! We're geezers now! Embrace it! Also, they don't know how anything works or what's good! Have you seen how they act at concerts? Or even just out in public in general? I'm sick of altering my route so that I don't walk into the background of your dumbass TikTok. I have a job and a house. See, now that we're old, we can say stuff like that. In our opening segment this wee we mourn the loss of Becky, Queen of Carpets, and discuss other local TV commercial celebrities. Plus, we finally get the black widow spider story Cody said he was going to tell back in Episode 52. Then, it's 3 absolutely kooky tales of Guys, featuring a man who got extremely upset about a pizza commercial, an Ohio family with about the most unfortunate last name possible, and a pioneering dinosaur guy with a bunch of fun quirks. Kenneth Noid- 30:55 A family with a name that I don't even want to type out- 50:13 William Buckland- 1:10:38