Episode 85

Brian continues reading Haze’s book. He notes that Mac and Me was released when McDonald’s was selling pizza, human interactions with extraterrestrial life date back to Ancient Egyptians and the god Ptah, and Ptah sounds like pizza–suspicious. Brian, shocked at this revelation, drops his slice of pizza on a picture of the Earth with the crust pointing towards The Great Sphinx. Brian calls United Airlines, hoping to book a trip to Egypt to unearth the Chamber of Secrets and inquiring about bringing a backhoe on the plane.