Episode 86: Grand Theft Oyster

The good news: it's nice enough out that I can sit on my porch as I write this. The bad news: this means I'm being reminded of what my yard looks like. It's a perfect storm of a bad yard-mowing situation. Last week it was oppressively hot, so hot that it you want to avoid yardwork for health purposes as much as being lazy. Then, immediately, it started raining a shitload. So now, not only will it not get dry enough to mow, but the grass is tall. What a crock of shit. I'm out here and I can hear all the crickets laughing at me. Soon they'll be sneaking into my basement where my cat will eat them and get an upset tummy. Well, that's the circle of life, or something. This week we're back to a full cast. We start by plugging the Patreon (sub on patreon.com/heresaguypod for killer bonus content!), read a listener poem, and discuss razer mishaps, Jack dying his hair, pop punk, and fedoras. Then it's 3 more fascinating Guys, featuring a man with a massive appetite for stolen groceries, yet another kooky self-surgeon, and a criminal suspect whose rights were violated in a totally farcical way. Edward Dando- 20:24 Edward O'Neill Kane- 46:36 Warren Demesme- 1:12:29