Episode 88: Emma vs. Luke 3 - Rise of RuPaul

Sigh…here we are again. It seems as though the Zombies saga will never end, and our intrepid hosts are forever destined to continue talking about it. Even when one of them really doesn’t want to and it’s kind of, sort of, maybe, not really a DCOM! So, do what you can to prepare yourselves for our coverage on Zombies 3. There’s aliens now, and one of the main characters is basically just a screen being held up by a robot. If that level of insanity surprises you, then you are clearly new around these parts. Welcome! If it doesn’t, then you have no one to blame but yourself for actually wanting to listen to this. Emma is not okay and did way too much independent research. Luke will gladly let you scan his privates and can’t stand a certain twist. Talking Points: Our Father’s Review of Zombies 3, Too Much Going On, Despite All My Rage I’m Still In An Iger-cage, Why Have This Recap?, Way Less Wolves, Aliens Are Just Here Now, Disney Tries To Do A Nonbinary Character, The Most Precious Thing In Seabrook, THE ELIZA ROBOT, Why Do The Aliens Count As Students?, Bree Actually Manages to Be Funny, The Super Special Secret Move That Barely Matters, Seabrook Runs on Fro-Yo, Aliens Are Competitive/Angry/Horny, Is This A Global Warming Thing?, The Very Unsatisfying Explanation of Addison’s Hair, Addison’s Arc Makes No Sense, A Brief Will Smith Digression, Why Is Zombie Stuff Still Gross?, Alien Mind Probes Are The Worst Way To Get Your Crush Revealed, Late Monster Applications, Why Don’t They Run Away?, The Shrimp Always Win, The Curveball Romance, A Potential Teen Beach 2 Situation, Extra-Terrestie, So Glad We Got Robot Romance Closure, Electrocuting A Girl Onscreen, Everyone Sings A Song Not About Them, The Z-Band Corporation Sucks, What Are The Coordinates To Utopia?, The Final Number Is Just For The Credits, Zombies 4 Speculation/News