Episode 9: If we were your Fantasy team, we'd cum first but finish in last.

from Exquisite Obscenities · host Munch & Jesse

We dive deep between Saquon Barkley's thighs and into Larry Fitzgerald's ass. Come along for the mustache ride as we graze just the tip of the fantASSy football iceberg. We "Marry, F*ck, Kill" the NFL and have our own "naughty and nice" list for your fantasy football league. We seeth in jealousy as now all those hours playing video games were wasted, we could've been millionaires, Mom! We also cover Hobbs and Shaw, minimally and wonder why the quality of those movies is so low... But we still love them.  [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

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