Episode 9 - Peace Through Toe Sucking

We're back on this fine Tuesday and ready to share some solutions to life's most important questions. But before I hit those topics, this is the final reminder that next week is our first ever bonus episode. If you're not a $1 donor (see Patreon link below) then you will miss out on some incredible content. $12 a year for bonus content, and you make way more than that in even 1 hour of work. So donate that dollar, and we promise you'll have some good shit to show for it. Here's what we got going this week:Would you fuck an alien?Would you make a better criminal than most criminals?Funny or Dumb: Listener Edition #1What are assumptions you have to make when using the internet?How would life change if you were a contortionist?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions AND BONUS CONTENT STARTS NEXT TUESDAY!