Episode 90: [QUICKIE] How I Got Off 12/2 - 12/8/19

Improved sexual activity! I masturbated Thursday and watched someone else masturbate Saturday… Also! The bad porn I watched while beating off Thursday has inspired a new segment: “UNSOLICITED ADVICE.” Do with it what you will because it may very well be bad advice as it is based solely on my own opinion and personal feelings. But also it may just save you from some future embarrassment so give it a listen?As to the subject of said segment of “UNSOLICITED ADVICE,” the topics at hand are: sunglasses on naked people doing sexy things and young men bringing magnum condoms to new sexual encounters.Now for the porn…Inspiration for my PSA of unsolicited advice, i.e., here is a dude wearing sunglasses and ruining an otherwise decent clip of a man sucking on some natural titsA ridiculous storyline, decent looking male participant, and unfortunate presence of breast implantsProbably a decent clip of nipple sucking but I was so frustrated at this point I turned it off after a few secondsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy