Episode #92: Dungeons & Dragons & Drams! | Paladin v. Rogue v. Warlock v. Dragon’s Milk

Whiskeys: Quest’s End: Paladin Bourbon • Quest’s End: Rogue Whiskey • Quest’s End: Warlock Bourbon • Dragon’s Milk Origin Bonded Bourbon Tangents: Jeff and Shavonne join us for a night of whiskey-fueled adventure in which we taste four fantasy-inspired expressions in the course of playing D&D! • Ed used AI to create his character’s backstory • Shavonne didn’t read the book for the book report • Jeff crafted a truly epic origin for his dwarven wizard • Bamboozled: A mini-D&D adventure! • Should we do a sequel? • You could have just asked the ghost to stop masturbating • Ed’s character is impatient (like Ed tbh) • Giant centipedes are surprisingly hard to kill • Ed can’t keep his hands off the chest • Giant bats are also surprisingly hard to kill • Shavonne accidently hits Ed with her dagger • Dragonfruit is just a gay kiwi • Swallowing isn’t always bitter • We haven’t figured out how to bring a brick? • Nobody likes a Charlie-in-the-Box • Don’t be suspicious! • Shavonne distracts the Sphinx • Jeff should strangle Scott for giving him the hard riddles • Why does Ed hate the glasses again?! • Scott did two good squirts • #fuckstealth • Everyone ignores Shavonne’s French sex joke • It’s a baby dragon genocide! • I told you to leave the tambourine at home • Say “Blue Peak” again, Ed • “Dynamicness” is not a word, Scott • Everyone gets real treasure! Music Credits: Whiskey on the Mississippi, Celtic Impulse, Temple of the Manes, Skye Cuillin, Folk Round, Lord of the Land, Shadowlands 4–Breath, Grim League, Rush to Glory, Unseen Presence, and Giant Wyrm by Kevin MacLeod from https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html