Episode 96: Every Possible Wrong Decision

Hello, everyone. I beg your pardon if the following lacks the usual frivolity and humor we try to inject into our episode descriptions. That is because we have neither at this time. You see, we are finally here to discuss the Kim Possible 2019 reboot/remake DCOM and it has sucked any positive emotions from us entirely. I will slightly spoil the end of this one for you, this is unanimously the worst film we have ever reviewed on the show. It fails not only as its own movie, but completely misses out on the things people enjoyed about the source material. If you are interested in listening to us be slowly worn down as we try and discuss it all before eventually crashing out, then by all means tune in!Luke does wrong by his favorite villain and finally gets to vent about this movie.Emma admits she is not a perfect feminist and discovers things about herself.Talking Points: Nothing But Love For Kim Possible, Super-spies Were Having A Moment, Who Is This For?, Kim Possible Sucks In This, Original Creator Intent, Fashion Disasters, Way Too Much Wade, The Parents Aren’t Important, Just Be A Basic Average Girl, You Can’t Do Drakken And Shego In Live Action, The Original Cast Is Incredible, Character Silhouettes, Bad Bonnie, Why Take Away Her Cheerleading?!, The Funny Signs Return, Ron Stoppable’s Massive Dong, No One Cares About Kim Doing Soccer, Drakken’s Really Stupid Plan, Kim Possible’s Mojo Baby, Kim & Ron Don’t Feel Like BFFs, ATHENA: GOD’S GREATEST MISTAKE, Analogy Skit Work, The Next Floor Below Rock Bottom, Things That Get Stuck In Our Craw, Shoutout To Claire Sawyer: Future Lawyer, A Galaxy Quest Tangent, A Way Too Long Discussion About Christy Carlson Romano’s Unfortunate Shooting Accident, That Mole Rat Ain’t Right!, Ron’s Not Allowed To Do Anything In This Movie, Locking Kim Possible In A Box To Scream And Cry While Someone Else Does All The Cool Stuff, The Plural Of Staff Is Staves, Nana…Possible?, Athena Day, So Obviously Evil The Whole Time, Everything’s The Drama, Kim Possible Is Not The Hero Of This Movie, Missed Merch Opportunities, A Supremely Unsatisfying Ending