Episode CXXXVI - Jedi Temple Challenge After Dark (Presented by DisneyX) [SFW Edition]

After an interminable wait the Poe Boys finally give the people what they want. That’s right. It’s the official announcement of Disney+’s R-Rated subsidiary DisneyX and its flagship Star Wars IP, Jedi Temple Challenge After Dark. What fiendish, depraved challenges do the boys have in store for an obstacle course show for grown ups? You’ll have to listen to more discussion about David Lynch than you should to find out! And! And! I didn’t even forget to put the episode out this week. And I’ve got plenty going on. Plenty. Puh... LENTY. Going on. It’s like, do one chore and two more will take its place, amiright? I mean, what is this chores, Hydra? Yeesh. Speaking of, I know I posted a poll on our Twitter about what book should I read and two out of three people (two people) said the Iliad but jokes on them (or you if you voted I guess) because I ain’t reading the Iliad. But I DID reread all of Ms. Marvel (Marvel, Hydra, keep up) and wow what a great series that is. What a treat. Man. That show has huge boots to fill. It’s still letting me keep typing. In fact I have over 2,900 characters left I can type. Like 1,000 characters ago I thought “oh I can max this box out no problem but now I’m looking down the barre of over 2,750 characters and I gotta tell you my resolve is FLOUNDERING. I mean, I got a lot going on. I gotta take out the recycling. I gotta eat dinner. I gotta edit the pod. No, wait, I did that one already. 2,500 characters. Yeesh. May the force be with me on this huh? What to talk about, what to talk about.... sports? No, no season finale of sports already happened. The weather? The weather! How’s the weather there? Rain here. They say snow but we’ll see about that. There all like “oh wow it’s going to snow” and I’m like “when” and they’re like “oh like 1AM or something” and I’m saying to them “oh, you mean WHEN I’M SLEEPING? Pretty convenient if you ask me. Pretty. Convenient. And then what? I wake up and there’s no snow and you know, YOU KNOW they’re gonna be like “oh it came and went you were a sleep baby.” Yeah right. Yeah freaking right. And don’t call me baby, you’re not my podcast cohost. What else? Pretty cold. Rain and cold. I mean obviously I guess if they’re talking about snow. Is the weather where you are hot? Dry? Is it a dry heat? Email us and let me know at [email protected]. Nobody ever emails. I mean, everyone, EVERYONE ever emails, but YOU never email. Don’t hide it. I get it I’m sure you’ve got a lot going on and you think we’re too popular to notice little old you and wether or not you email us but you’re wrong. DEAD WRONG. We notice. And every week, EVERY WEEK, I search and I search through all of our emails for your name and I think “oh this is the week, this will be the week you email” and it never is. Thoughts in quotations marks. How we feeling about that? Honestly I don’t like it. To me, it’s, you know, every week I search through my email and I think oh this will be the week. You know. Like that. But you get folks throwing thoughts in quotes. Which is fine but you can’t quote a thought, you know? Oh wow my phone gave me a little pop up about enabling dictation, so that’s something. Oh man, I’m under 1,000 now. Talk about sports! Oh we and I got that dictation pop up again! Relentless! It’s like my phone can’t even keep up with my stream of consciousness prose. Is this what Ulysses is? I just keep doing this? I mean look I could. I think we all know I could. Like if I just say down and typed for like a FULL DAY, just non-stop click clack click clack and then at the end of the day was just like okay the end, would that be a novel and would that be Ulysses? I dunno. Calm down Joyce-heads I read Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. And Dubliners! And the Iliad! Wait, no, not the Iliad. But the other two. Man oh man. I am winded. I mean I went for a run right before this so it might be that. Yes in the rain and the cold. Fitness! Hm. If you read this email [email protected] for an