Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini
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May 24, 2021 The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em! Quotes: “I love pickled beets.” “You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers” “There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right” “That’s not hard to remember, there’s ONLY 10 of them.” “All of the cops that we’ve dealt with are dwarves.” “Also, the bathroom in there has GOLD GLITTER.” “They’re just smoking the… whatever in the woods… somewhere?” “They’re HIGH ELVES.” “Robin’s FACE!!” “My microphone was ON THE FLOOR!” “THUNDERDOME!” “Strip laser tag!” “The cubbies are quite sizable, like a morgue, you could fit bodies in these cubbies.” “She doesn’t have a navel, she has a navel orange.” “He can keep up with his hands in his pockets, oh my god, she’s going to kill me.” “I…uh… dub thee Thunderclap?” “You could be t--t-the INFERNAL LEGACY. ROSE COLOURED INFERNO.” “When he heals someone… when he uses his healing touch… he needs to kiss your feet?” “I mean, I guess I just created my first character, and I wanted to be something weird, so… I made a Human Fighter.” “It’s been in his mouth… has it been washed?” “Well... it was in his mouth that counts as cleaning right?” “I CAN REROLL ONES!!!!” “Do you think she was flirting with me to distract me?” “He might have to get creative if he were to fuck a gnome.” “There isn’t a point where more magic is a bad thing.” “He’s a Delf right?” silence… “A Dwarf Elf?” “My Octopus beak is NAKED!” “Now he’s into tentacle porn.”
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