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Nerdsetc - A D&D podcast
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Join a ragtag group of adventurers as they try to uncover the plots of a secret cult with mysterious motives. The Order of the Rising Dawn kidnapped three of the party and wiped their memories. They were released when one of the Order's members defected, but had no clues as to why they were taken, or that the Order had intended to do with them. Once they found their feet, in an unfamiliar part of the world, they vowed to learn what had happened to them, and to stop the Order from hurting others.This podcast updates weekly.
Episodes
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Summary of the main plot: To Episode 1
Jared goes through the main plot points of the campaign so far, skipping the group's shenanigans. This is an excellent way to catch up if you'd like to skip our group's chatter!
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Episode Seventy-five: Oh Rats
May 25, 2022 ZxZk gives Qixi some information on dream infiltration, Iolanda gets a haircut, Calree has a confusing conversation with Balas Tawn, and the other two try to stop the Order from spreading shit She smells like piss? We’re DONE stop recording! That’s all we need That’s why she’s so...
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Episode Seventy-four: Cards Dealt
April 25, 2022 Plainswalker babysits, Iolanda shares moments with Cyrel, and everyone else plays cards I feel like I have to go back on this plan because I can’t. I just can’t make Iolanda sad. Listen, we’re not going to teach the children ACAB, okay? It’s the first half of the sex number That…
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Episode Seventy-three: Back in Touch
April 18, 2022 The party finishes their cruise and goes to see an old acquaintance. You shouldn’t be on fire around gasoline! Are you mythbusting your own religion? Am I going to see something?!?! Just gently titpats herself Or you turn your back to the gods and i can teach you how to do chin ups…
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Episode Seventy-two: Feel That Tingle
April 11, 2022 The party tries to complete their mission to change a statue, but there are complications. Quotes: That’s my bag of sac holding. Why don’t wizards farm? Cone of Nope. We know just enough of the rules to bring it to the table as a negotiation. The bones of the earth, cracking their...
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Episode Seventy-one: Come of Arlene
April 04, 2022 The party takes a day cruise to the statue they need to modify. Quotes: This doesn’t taste like a chicken or a pea I’m just gonna trust you guys to not know what you’re talking about When we’re talking about clucky sometimes I tune out a little bit. Why? He just looks so tasty…...
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Episode Seventy: Sir Jeebus
March 28, 2022 The party investigates the mysterious digging in Brzara's warehouse. Quotes: I thought you do my laundry No! I’ve never heard of an eyebrow toupee before If you make me eat poop, I will turn you into a slug. Me too and I don’t even know that spell. ZxZk if you kill my rat I’m gonna...
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Episode Sixty-Nine: Missions From Gods
March 21, 2022 The party receives more quests in the form of dreams! Quotes: Iolanda is introducing Calree to the concept of spoofing a phone number You personally trust her, and she’s fucking a criminal so… Thundertwerk! Criallto doesn’t give a shit Who’s gonna pull pranks with me and be my best...
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Episode Sixty-eight: Dig Deep
March 14, 2021 The party continues to work on the play and get an update from Hiram on what the Order is up to. Quotes: Who is the bisexual woman? I don’t think that’s the proper use of the word prank, but okay. You could never go into a portable hole You could never masturbate. Honey, I’m a...
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Session Sixty-seven: Genital Networking
Feb. 28, 2022 The party finishes up at the party and goes home, Armmina is visited by a demon in her dreams. Quotes: Feb 28, 2022: Genital Networking Should I also be networking with my…genitals? Why are those letters there? Who put those there? And it was me. What could a scheming demon possibly...
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Episode Sixty-six: Sausage Party
Feb 21, 2022 The party summons a demon for rich people and then they all try to enjoy the party. Quotes: What do you think a pig’s tail is made of? What’s your girlfriend’s name that has an ear fetish? I’m tiny, what do you expect from me? I am the lost daughter Anastatia. They’re a trust fund…
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Episode Sixty-five: Lights out!
Feb 14, 2022 The party processes what Armmina learned and then tries to go to sleep, but they're met with an unexpected surprise. Quotes: Any character at this table, at any time, can be played by Danny DeVito Who do they work for? Who do I work for? Iolanda. Catch these dreams, motherfucker!…
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Episode Sixty-four: Of Dreams and Nightmares
The group sends Armmina into Mirdan Esto's dreams, but find that she isn't the only one facing danger. Quotes: That’s the safe word: bubblegum You say a lot of words that have no meaning to me and I just kinda roll with it. I don’t plan on putting my faith in her, I plan on putting my dick in…
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Episode Sixty-three: Signed in Ink
Jan, 31, 2022 The party makes a deal with Riiyzbth, trying to summon a "friendly" demon. Quotes: We all made that sound with different facial expressions He gets in the mug like a hot tub You’re supposed to be a father figure here! I got a 15 for ways you can emotionally abuse… It’s eight in the...
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Episode Sixty-two: Cheer Camp Drop-outs
Jan. 24, 2020 The party scatters and learns various things in the city. Calree goes undercover, Plainswalker gets a new ambition, and the party gets a new member.... Quotes: Just like fanfic of the bible is better than the bible He’s the healthiest corpse I’ve ever seen. You’re just begging to…
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Episode Sixty-one: Catch This
November 22, 2021 The party checks in at Calbarro and Iolanda gets her script. The rest of the party finds out what they can do to help. Quotes: So you can be bought so easily can you, interim GM? I’m so hilarious all the time that I can’t always remember Too smart! Too smart! Moron idiots are...
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Episode Sixty: Sky Mommy & Bone Daddy
November 08, 2021 The party finishes their fight, and discovers something about themselves along the way. Quotes: No shirt, lots of dirt! Qixi chose the best option. She doesn’t have to be subjected to poetry anymore That’s a good catch- argh! Wait! No! Did she catch it with her boobs of missile...
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Episode Fifty-nine: False Start
October 18, 2022 The group has trouble getting back into the swing of things after a small break from playing, but it's still a good time. Quotes: Quick! Someone introduce yourself! He will keep talking as long as someone is laughing, and Jas is gone. Halflings have hairy feet, but I don’t think...
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Episode Fifty-eight: We All Have Flesh Envelopes
October 04, 2021 The party continues to weather the magical sandstorm blowing through the streets of Am-karrak. Quotes: Armmina, they’re playing your song. It’s only undiagnosed because you missed your final appointment to get it diagnosed. You forgot. Are there any battle ready corpses in the...
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Episode Fifty-seven: Fighters on the Storm
September 27, 2021 The party tries to survive a sandstorm that brings more than its fair share of troubles. Quotes: Shut Jared up before he does something that gets him in jail again! I'll help with the prank! Fifteen? It’s better than a nine Mathematically, yes. Just for the readers at home And...
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Suppliment: Iolanda & Hanrick
Iolanda tries to understand the ways of the business world while dealing for her ring.
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Announcement 2022
We aren't stopping, just slowing. As covid tears through our workplaces and family emergencies crop up our uploads may slow, but we'll still try to get them out as we can.
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Episode Fifty-Six: Cheese Bois
September 13th, 2021 The party steps into existentialism and self-care. No quotes. Listen and see.
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Episode Fifty-five: Erealor is the God of Dicks
Sep. 06, 2021 The party meets and deals with Marna Derripal. Quotes: Nun with a gun That’s four more pupils than me, I think Ah, so we’re keeping it in canon that I fucked up That was Qixi like, “Ah, that’s fucking depressing, let’s leave.” Turn around! She’s changing! She’s behind a screen. He…
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Winterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt3
The conclusion of our Winterslight activities. Iolanda and Calree take place in a competition to see who can become snow royalty.
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Winterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt 2
Calree & Iolanda get into the Winterslight spirit by catching up with old friends!
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Winterslight: Calree & Iolanda Pt 1
Iolanda invites Calree back to Labsallidas where they enjoy the festive season with loved ones. Quotes: Because your editor loves you “Do the icicles ever fall and impale people?” “Sometimes she pranks herself.” “You don’t like pranks now Calree?” “What if I dared you to do it?” “Oh, I should’ve...
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Winterslight: Plainswalker
Plainswalker gets lost both generally and in his thoughts.
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Winterslight: Armmina
Armmina and Chris celebrate Winterslight with a renewal of vows and some shooting
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Episode Fifty-four: The Heist
Aug. 30, 2021 The party tries to break into an unsuspecting woman's room. What could go wrong? Quotes: (pending)
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Episode Fifty-three: Intellectual Feathers
August 23, 2021 The party gets distracted setting up an unlikely pair and then plans for their heist into Marna's apartment. Quotes: Give me ample time to calculate the time difference between these two planes How do you intellectual a feather? Heaven Savings Time? Is that a thing? Time is a...
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Episode Fifty-two: Things Aren‘t People
August 16, 2021 The party tries to sort out other people's problems. Plainswalker discusses life with a love interest, while the rest of the party tries to wrangle a baby. Quotes: He’s not my brother. No, he’s the same person! Goodbye! Thanks for not killing us! Tidepod challenge? It’s very easy…
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Episode Fifty-one: In Your Head
Aug. 09, 2021 The party confronts Dr. Otto about his practice. Maia's mic didn't work this session. We did what we could, but sorry for oddness. We will be taking a brief upload hiatus until November 1st. See you in two weeks! Quotes: I wanna see if this guy’s gonna throw down if we harass him....
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Episode Fifty: Dreams and Other Oddities
July 26, 2021 The party tries to harass a Doctor, but they need to get past his secretary first. Quotes: Gods don’t bleed… bitch. Let’s cut a bitch and prove he’s not a god! Undoing things with you guys is difficult. Gods can’t untie knots. Magic school bus y’all! Mushrooms are full of soldiers.…
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Episode Forty-nine: Taking a Chill Pill
July 20, 2021 The party tries to take their minds off of their encounter with Mr X. Quotes: It's been a while and Maia forgot to take any down, so you only get the two I remember. Does anybody wanna fight....then maybe kiss a little? I'm here for fighting, the kissing is optional. How optional?
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Episode Forty-eight: Hostage
July 12, 2021 The party brings back their prisoner, but hits a large roadblock. Quotes: This desk, was there a bowl on it? Little, red, clay bowl? *In unison* Was there? You ever heard of a cockatrice? I’ve heard of the first part of that word. We charge nothing for our services usually. Yeah….....
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Episode Forty-seven: Failing Upward
July 5, 2021 Pt 2 The party "frees" a prisoner for Mr X. Quotes: You never plan or read your spells for the thing we’ve been planning for over a month both in and out of character? That’s a gnome! No, it's a dwarf. Look at how much bigger it is than the other minis. It’s regular Amkarak wear....
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Episode Forty-six: Maybe Murder
July 5, 2021 PT 1 Qixi’s paranoia continues, Calree officially becomes the smartest person in the group this session. Quotes: Fuck off, right now, get out of here. Who’s someone else at the table? It’s fine, I have a backup character! "I refuse to edit this session.” - Jasmine… who edited this...
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Episode Forty-five: Alas, Poor Antony
June 21, 2021 Pt. 2 The party fights gnolls and the desert before continuing toward their heist. Quotes: *Far too many ant puns* I really hope the wizard doesn’t go crazy before our mission. Roll initiative Fusing it into a dark glass….that shrieks. I do not want to arouse the sand. It’s how the...
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Episode Forty-four: Best Laid Plans
June 21, 2021 The party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands. Quotes: It’s shaped like a UFO Yeah, that’s a d10 I need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught. Don’t make that sandwich. I think it’s a bomb. You...
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Episode Forty-three: Finding Religion
June 14, 2021 The party goes their separate ways for a short downtime. Calree tails Hiram, Qixi investigates new spells and the shardlands, Iolanda talks to everyone, Armmina finds religion and has a date. TW: Parent trauma, baby death (Hypothetical) Quotes: You remember those random innkeepers...
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Session Forty-two: We're Not Ready For This
June 07, 2021 The party tries to plan out their heist. Quotes: “Well, why don’t we just do one thing at a time, because I can only focus on so many things at once.” “Snitches get stitches.” “It’s fine we won’t get caught.” “I am a master of disguise.” “Everybody has seen me as a girl, everybody…
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Episode Forty-one: Hard Conversations
June 07, 2021 The party splits up for some downtime. Quotes: “Do not go breaking laws willy and or nilly.” “I would never--” “You’re still in zone of truth.” “--I would!” “Where’d I get this crushed bell?” “Do you have a note keeping section for your deals?” “Jared almost did a spit take!”…
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Episode Forty: Down and Dirty
May 31, 2021 The party finishes their pit matches and then go into the night. Quotes: May 31, 2021: You’ll find that a 9 is less than ten. It’s not a pick-up line, it’s an explanation! That’s just what her voice sounds like! Damnit, I thought I was flirting with a hot chick and now I’m getting...
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Episode Thirty-nine: Octopus Bikini
May 24, 2021 The party goes to fight at Mortisa Bare'em! Quotes: “I love pickled beets.” “You’re probably better qualified to be a Police Officer than 99.9% of Police Officers” “There’s a song about the names of the Province’s and what they are from left to right” “That’s not hard to remember,...
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Episode Thirty-eight: Cat and Mouse
May 17, 2021 May 17, 2021: Cat and Mouse The party makes deals with the kingpin Mr. X, sinking further into Am-karrak's underbelly. TW: infant death mention - hypothetical If we agree to this, and we get caught, we’re on the shitlist of the Guardsmiths. If I hold the mic up, they can see my...
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Episode Thirty-seven: A Delicate Dance
May 10, 2021 Iolanda performs for a secret organization, while the party runs into troubles of their own..... Quotes: Calree’s fighting the narrator now. I feel like Calree’s pranks have taken a turn… A turn for the murderous. Audience participation! Nevermind, it’s a bad idea. I’m not good at…
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Episode Thirty-six: Calamity at Calbarro
May 03, 2021 The party supports Iolanda as she repeatedly gets naked. Quotes: Am I carrying you one on each shoulder? Or, are we like, stacked? I’m pretty sure “amok,” is how you run? Hey, I have modifiers to perception too! They’re negative, but I’ve got em. If you wanted to control how we...
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Episode Thirty-five: Intrigue and Tattoos
April 26, 2021 The party meets with a PI about their struggles, then finds a tattoo parlor. None of them are ready for what's waiting for them when they return from their errands. No quotes! We're funny, but our editor was tired.
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Session Thirty-four: El Nudo
April 19, 2021 The party wakes up form strange dreams and discusses their disagreements from the night before, along with some new developments. Quotes: Can Everybody be in the mafia? Then what are they mafia...ing? There she is. That’s so much worse than fucking a horse! Yes, please just fuck a...
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Join a ragtag group of adventurers as they try to uncover the plots of a secret cult with mysterious motives. The Order of the Rising Dawn kidnapped three of the party and wiped their memories. They were released when one of the Order's members defected, but had no clues as to why they were taken, or that the Order had intended to do with them. Once they found their feet, in an unfamiliar part of the world, they vowed to learn what had happened to them, and to stop the Order from hurting others.This podcast updates weekly.
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