everything wrong with so many things

where do we even start with this episode??? shall we start at the fact that your teller discovered that there was such a thing as cock cages. yes that's right there's such a thing as a cage for your dick. the more you know i presume. and then just to make it even more fun, we introduce the guy on the couch to the classic children's show reading rainbow. disregard the fact that we introduced the show with the discovery of dick cages and you will be fine. we are. we had no idea he had never watched reading rainbow and in the midst of that we take a look at some of our favorite childhood shows that really should get a lot more than they get. hell no nut november has begun and we quite frankly gave that up the first night. so for anyone else who gave that pledge up after midnight on halloween i understand. we didn't even bother. we also discuss the holiday season and take a look at everything wrong we find with the seasons in general. some reasons may seem more petty than others but they are all reasons to not like a season. we are quite certain you have your own reasons for disliking a season as well. we ain't the only ones. speaking of the holidays we have no idea what we're doing with the endgame peeking its head out the window for 2024 to slide in and we know it gets kinda dark and depressing during this season and we are here to let you know that we here at phat dabs are here for you and would probably be joining you if it wasn't for the bowl mates and this. we hope we bring some joy to you as well even in the dark seasons such as this. and enough with that sentimentality shit we have an entire holiday season to have that. and to usher out spooky season we have a fun run of dead by daylight and we are all once again pretty terrible but still having a lot of fun. you could find it on the book if you look hard enough. hell if there are any game syou want to see us smoke and be terrible at slide us a suggestion. we are always down for a smoke and game session. besides have you ever tried playing video games on weed??? yeah enhancement smoke shit i know but still a lot of fun. which is what we plan to have until the smoke run out or the world blow up. i got my bowl mates. i got my good brothers. i'm good. we hope ya'll are as well. #itsstillspookytousdammit #winteriscreeping #wearenotreadyforthislevelofcoldyet #westillneedhoodieseason #bigassjacketseasonisntuntilnextmonth #wearealmostattheendgamefolks #coldweatherrequiresphatdabs #thickbluntsaswell #seasonsliketheserequirebowlmateslikemine #theyalsobringthegoodbrothersaswell #goteamstoner #getyourbowmatesfortheseason #mandy #guyonthecouch #originalgerudo #smokehokage #seshingfrominsidefromhereonout #youshouldbesmoking #imeanwearewhyarentyou