Phat Dabs In The Morning
by Corey Starks
Three bored stoners and a microphone lighting up and turning on to talk about whatever crosses our minds stemming from anime video games and other nerd matters from that good stoner point of view. Coming soon ready to fuck up your airwaves with that smoke your lungs don't want and your ears don't need. Always a good laugh and a good smoke with that phat dabs crew. The time is dab o clock.
Episodes
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dream on dream away
we know it's been a minute now. we know it has. the village ain;t go nowhere we assure you. we're still here we promise but just like any other functioning smoke we got responsibilities or whatever it was we always claimed we never wanted when we grew up. but enough of the digressing, we know…
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the world Is more sus than you think it is
and we have the episode to prove it. sure we could talk about all the crazy going on in the world and uite frankly what would be the point of that? we here for the silly. and the world has given us everything from the silly to the downright embarrassing. too many out here have believed that the...
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1200 plus streams and listens later and then you learyou're never too old or too manly for brunch
yes that is right vai and voe. not too long ago, actually a few years ago for those who are sober and can count, we got together and decided to record our seshes and bring some of our silly ass shit for our own entertainment. mind you we never actually thought any of you would actually listen and...
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gooners gonna goon
now hold on there. wait just one second there. I know you took one look at the title of this episode and wondered to yourself just where are they going with this and i am certain some of you are thinking to yourselves you filthy muthfuckas. and you may be right, sometimes, but we assure you not...
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smoke it if you got it
in case you haven't been watching the news lately, the world is about literally on fire and on the verge of war. we are headed towards the abyss and only on the third month of 2026 nonetheless. it is indeed shocking but even more shocking would be is if that is what you coming to the sesh to talk...
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smoke and soul sesh at the village
yes that's right vai and voe we sliding into black history month and if you are living in the area which got snow with a topping of ice combination the sliding is literal. the first month of the new season has given us ice acting with impunity. it's given us caviar mcnuggets. yes that's actually…
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so I got to read friend's magnum opus on air and.........
so yeah disclaimers ahead of the show, we read whatever the fuck we want on this show so if anything or any of the subject matter offends or make you feel a type of way, that all sounds like a you issue. how you feel about it is up to you. that being said, I am more than honored to say that I…
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you're being weird, stop being weird
yeah that's right the second week of the new year and already things have gone to complete hell. well we went in expecting things to be ridiculous and we here at phat dabs do enjoy our ridiculous but in the comfort of our own village where the weed is plentiful and everything makes sense. and…
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psalms to sesh to or something just as poetic
well well well it's about time hit you off with a bonus poetry episode and who better than my good friend Justin who is always willing to let me read some of his best work on air because everyone needs some good shit to smoke to. go ahead and take a toke or two or however many it takes to get you...
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Merry christmas muthafuckas
so yeah your gerudo gets a little sentimental during the holiday season and when do express my feelings in a genuine manner, it does get tough at times (words don't come easy to me, shut the fuck up youtube random music generator i'm serious), but yeah take every word where I wished everyone a...
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season finales and straight people shit
yes that is right in the case everyone has forgotten with all the spirit going around that we are three weeks away from the new year arriving. yeah get that groan out your system we did the same as well when we had the same realization and while we are heading to the season finale of 2025 and we...
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what are we doing?
no seriously vai and voe, we here at phat dabs in the morning are quite certain we're not the only ones asking this question more and more everyday. you can look out in the world and take a glance across anything that you enjoy and we bet you that you will find some bullshit going on that will…
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getting into the holiday spirit because believe it or not folks WE NEED THIS SHIT
yeah we really do folks, as much as we like to lament about how the world is about to end and how fucked everything is, trust your teller when he says we need this shit. considering how fast this year has gone and believe me with the president currently in office, these years should go as quickly...
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hey so folks if you happen to see spirit Halloween while you out and about, tell them to find an empty store and let's go
that's right ladies and gentlemen with the start of fall making the heat and bullshit of summer a distant memory, we are all moving into the endgame. that's right vai and voe we are now into the holiday seasons. spooky season. thanksgiving. and then you know what comes after that. and we here at...
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spongebob sesh
the title alone should give you an idea of what today's sesh entails doesn't it??? with the nation's capital in tatters and no one feeling safe anywhere but in the hidden sesh village, now would be a good time to get some things in order. one of those things rhingis an episode we've never done…
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the following people may need this blunt more than you do
yes that's right sometimes there are some people in the world who might need the blunt or the weed more than you do. have you ever met anyone like that probably not but nonetheless here we are with another lovely bonus episode for you. there are some characters from you favorite forms of media…
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Cosby kids and cheating to coldplay
and to think that those would be the things on the mind of the people nowadays. I completely and wholeheartedly understand though. sometimes, well these days, all the time, an escape from the real world is in order. and what better place for the bowl mates to get away from it all than the village...
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the world may be cooked, but at least we'll be baked
yeah the summer is heating up a bit ain't it??? we've had a heat wave a potential world war coming up humanity just confirms your lack of faith in it on an hourly basis but that doesn't matter one bit. why you may ask??? because the village is on their sesh time, and sometimes we just don't wish…
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surgeon general's warning sesh inside
yes yes that is correct with the summer being cruel be it meteorological or man made, it is imperative that all of you smokers who are able to sesh inside with the good air conditioning running to do so. the heat is on and the humidity humditis kicking and what better place to be on a day off…
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old stoners yelling at clouds
yes yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen because even though as misanthropic as our intro might have been, we are campaigning this summer for everyone that it would be in everyone's best interests to just stay in the air conditioning and smoke with your folks. it is the best recommendation we...
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you ain't gotta smoke to kick it
yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen vai and voe they and them alike. this may come as a surprise to you, but you can come to the sesh and not smoke at all. it is not a prerequisite for you to slide through the village, however if you complain about catching a contact we will look at you…
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46 years later.....................
46. my god. yeah your teller is surprised as you. as he will be the first to tell you, he had never planned on making it past the age of thorty and had not planned on living past that point, yet as long as he's here he gonna make the most of it. and what better way for me to celebrate an…
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sesh is back like we never stopped
so. it's been a while huh?? I bet you're wondering where we've been. you know a white guy sang that song right?? but that's enough of that lovely digressing let's get to brass tax ladies and gentlemen how ya been??? we've been good. for those who been wondering what happened and where we been…
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sometimes you just need your bowl mates
there are some days when we really have nothing planned to discuss for you. there are some days where the bowl mates just have to sesh at the village and just have their time together to get over their funks. there are some days when we really are just three bored stoners and a microphone. and…
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we were gonna do a show but we got high (episode 420)
from the intro to every bit of this episode you will probably notice that we are much much higher than usual here at the village this 420 season. as for reasons why, one have you been outside lately or watched the news and two the 420 season is just better with the bowl mates by your side with…
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is 2024 the year celebrities get what's coming to them
with the sudden passing of oj Simpson to cancer, we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to make the following things very very clear. an nfl record goes away the second you murder your wife and try to drive away from the police in the worst and softest chase down a Los Angeles freeway I...
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springing forward if spring would play along
yes that is correct spring. we have been waiting patiently here in the world and especially at the hidden sesh village for one of our favorite seasons to actually begin but it seems it just wants to know who's already here and who's coming before it decides to show up. we quite frankly can no...
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it's all connected man
three months into this year and the word of the day seems to be conspiracy. Diddy getting busted, Baltimore bridge goes down, eclipse on the way and the return of the Lord or whatever the fuck they saying right now, apparently it's all connected man. there's a bunch of mental gymnastics going on…
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it was a different time back then
yeah that's a saying you hear a lot when you have people explain just why they did some racist fuck shit back in the day in their entertainment and while that may be the case, the saying really doesn't hold up as a reason to anyone with sense nowadays. you can look at some of the things from your...
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fanfictions and strange addictions
let's take a look down the rabbit hole that is Nintendo fanfics I said. what harm could it do I said. sometimes you bring up a good idea to yourself and ask yourself rhetorical questions that you really should think about more before you actually act on the idea. I had always heard that the...
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wishing for the dragon balls one last time
you know sometimes when we do these episodes, some things will hit us and catch us off guard due to something beyond our control. with that being said, we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to say rest in peace and send condolences to the family of one of the greatest manga artists ever,...
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an episode about nothing, sort of
well we can't exactly say nothing technically. we didn't really have a game plan for tonight's episode if we're being a hundred percent honest with you. for those asking yes we do have a plan every now and again. it may not seem like it sometimes but yes yes we do. but witht he world going dumber...
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sometimes you hit the dab, sometimes it smacks the fuck out of you in return
you see every now and again here in the hidden sesh village sometimes we have the habit of seshing quite a bit and sometimes when you hit phat dabs ,the dabs will hit you back and hit you back quite hard. hard enough to make you lungs scream why at you like joe budden i'm trying to tell you.…
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we're getting old
you know what ladies and gentlemen???/ time is a funny thing. years go by and we all get older and we all look at the things we grew up with and loved and as we move up in age, we come to realize that damn this shit was either really fucked up or it absolutely sucked. you are never quite prepared...
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so a few questions for you this evening
and the year is back on that lovely bullshit we have all come to know and love. we figured that this year would let up a little bit but no. no not at all. people have continued to lose their minds and make the list for the no smoke zone a lot longer than it should be. i mean when you have people...
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come out and play
with the weather being on its own unpredictable bullshit this week here in the hidden sesh village, we were prepped for more of the snow to come through and welcome us with its presence but nah somewhere in between the snow and this week the weather decided to become really really nice and quite...
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anniversaries and asking ust how many times can you ask what the fuck japan
well??? just how many times can you ask that question while watching random anime??? how many times has that question popped into your mind while watching anime and smoking weed??? i am willing to bet more times than you want to admit. and what better way to start off the third year officially…
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comfort anime during uncomfortable times
yes in these weird times where we here at the hidden sesh village are trying to our hardest to tiptoe around the new year in the hopes it hesitates in acting a fool, this year deicded to let us know those efforts were indeed a waste of time. unless you have neither a line to the internet or ears…
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welcome to the no smoke zone
first and foremost allow me to apologize for bring up who absolutely nothing that is said about any of these five characters we go off on this evening. usually the episodes are a bit silly and trust me there's some silliness in there to spare, we bring a bit more salt than usual for this bonus...
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holiday special live from the hidden sesh village
yes that's right you are reading correctly the christmas spirit has finally hit the crew and it may last minute but as the old saying goes better late than never. the feeling of goodwill towards man and kindness and cheer that we all feel during the holidays that we here at phat dabs in the…
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christmas specials and celebrations (happy birthday sammy sam)
yes that's right you read the title correctly. it is indeed a celebration here tonight here at the village, not just of the holidays, but we gotta have a sesh and celebrate the birthday of one of our bowl mates our one and only gorilla grip gooch goblin sammy sam. we have some fun while…
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everything is still wrong with your holiday specials
while we may find some things wrong with our favorite holidays specials and trust us when we tell you there are plenty more to go through. consider yourself lucky we didn't get to the star wars christmas special yet, but we have plenty of time.and while we may be able to find some things wrong,...
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everything wrong with your childhood holiday specials
yes yes that's right. thanksgiving is over and in the rear view and now the holiday season is officially ahead of us as well as the end of the year and while we here also think that most of the new year will end up being that oh no it all went wrong meme from chowder, we have time and weed to…
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when the week gets weird, the weird get high
that sounds like an appropriate title for this episode. yeah yeah that sounds really good considering the past week and everything going down next week. how weird has this week been you ask??? well just today we discuss how snoop dogg of all people has decided to give up the good smoke. we don't...
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nintendo night at the hidden sesh village
oh you presumed we were joking the other bonus episode when we said we were sliding through with a game night episode??? oh no no no no. we got the entire crew together at the village for this one and when we say the entire crew we mean the entire crew with the return of the gorilla grip goblin...
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five characters who can smoke with us gerudo edition
ah that good smoke kicking in while mother nature decides to make up her mind on whether it's gonna be fall or winter, we here at phat dabs decided to hit you with a bonus episode while you rolling something up and to present you with a quick challenge while you let them thoughts drift. i want…
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everything wrong with so many things
where do we even start with this episode??? shall we start at the fact that your teller discovered that there was such a thing as cock cages. yes that's right there's such a thing as a cage for your dick. the more you know i presume. and then just to make it even more fun, we introduce the guy on...
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from spooky time to a new tale as old as time
join your crew as we plan our most ambitious and most ridiculous project yet called dungeons and dab rigs or game of rigs we haven't quite settled on a name yet but we are getting there. as usual we have a plan for something silly and also as usual we have no idea in what the exact fuck we are...
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for the approval of the midnight society,we at phat dabs present to you, the cure for seasonal depression
yes that's right we here at phat dabs have found that cure for your changing moods that come along with the changing seasons.that's right summer has decided to take their place to the side and allow the spooky season to slide on in and have it's time under the moonlight and before winter comes in...
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100 episodes and hundreds of dab hits later
normally i would have a lot to say about the episode but there's only so much we here at phat dabs in the morning can only put into characters for you to read on the intro. and we could not be happier and trust us more surprised than you that three bored stoners and a microphone committed to a...
About this show
Three bored stoners and a microphone lighting up and turning on to talk about whatever crosses our minds stemming from anime video games and other nerd matters from that good stoner point of view. Coming soon ready to fuck up your airwaves with that smoke your lungs don't want and your ears don't need. Always a good laugh and a good smoke with that phat dabs crew. The time is dab o clock.
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