Extinction Curse Ep. 36: Lumber & Lobotomies

TIMBERRRR! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is almost done touring the farmlands of the Swardlands as they arrive in the logging town of Turpin Rowe, just in time for the annual Stump Festival! Games, grub and goodies galore! But rumors swirl beneath the surface as mysterious deaths appear around town. But these aren't your average mysterious deaths. These are ADVANCED mysterious deaths! Could they somehow be linked to the other mysterious deaths going on? Or are these an unrelated string? Man... there really are a LOT of mysterious deaths around here, huh. Like, even back in Abberton! Boom, more mysterious deaths! Guess we've got another mystery to solve, gang... chop chop, as it were! The show must go on! ADMIRE the beautiful woodwork of the scenic logging town! SEEK out adventure with which to grow your reputation! INVESTIGATE the local business and stumble on a truly grim scene indeed! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... are magical landlords any different to real ones? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, implied cannibalism, lobotomies, potential second-hand embarrassment sources, implied unwanted romantic attraction --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices