F*ck Don. F*ck MJF. F*ck Going to Bed at a Reasonable Hour.

Episode 238 of the AEW-some Pod is up. Diana Prince (The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, Halloween Ends), Johnny Taylor (The Hard Times, Stand-Up! Records, Tubi), and Gringo Fantastico (Troma's Disasterpiece Theater) crawl out of a five-hour Forbidden Door to tell you about it. Will Ospreay won the Owen Hart Cup in a 35-minute blood feud with Swerve, then let the Death Riders hoist him on their shoulders, which is the kind of thing that gets a man an intervention. Andrade finally quit the Callis Family by ripping off his shirt to reveal a message we are legally required to bleep, costing MJF a cage match he paid full retail for. Mark Briscoe bled through a ladder helicopter and booked his title shot for Wednesday. Lio Rush emerged from a hockey bag like a horror movie. Jay White returned out of a blackout. Mercedes won the women's Owen, Omega and Zack Sabre Jr. turned in a masterpiece, and Jon Moxley nearly unmasked Bandido and then asked to shake his hand. Rate, review, and subscribe, or we'll stuff you in a hockey bag and let Okada find you. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.