Face Before Arse: A 30-Day Confession

The boys are back, and things go off the rails immediately. Dean, Shane, and Tristan kick things off with a highly concerning confession about shower routines before ripping into Tristan’s questionable winter fashion and upcoming wedding attire. We also dive deep into how to use AI to survive corporate HR reviews (and win arguments with your wife), before launching into a rapid-fire dad joke battle that will leave you groaning.Later, the blokes air out their biggest household pet peeves—from the absolute crime of half-peeling the sour cream lid, to finding hair on the bar soap. Plus, a crucial tradie PSA on how to stop your tape measure from migrating around the job site, and a rant on Bunnings marketing scams. Grab a beer and rip in.In This Episode, We Cover:Shower Etiquette: The 30-day habit of washing top-to-bottom (and why you definitely shouldn't start with your junk).Wedding Fits & Winter Gear: Tristan’s balaclava look, boat shoes, and the logistics of getting a wedding suit fitted.The Gemini HR Hack: How to use AI to professionally tell your boss a coworker is useless, and why you should program your AI to always side with you in marriage disputes.Podcast Tech Talk: Why the boys ditched Riverside for recording straight to SSDs and DaVinci Resolve.The Dad Joke Battle: A relentless barrage of terrible puns and one-liners.What Grinds Our Gears (Women's Edition): The great debate over peeling the yogurt lid completely off versus the half-peel, and the mystery of hair on the shower soap.Tool Shed Etiquette: Why you never put a dead Milwaukee battery back in the tool without charging it.Parenting 101: The absolute worst nicknames to call your kids (from "Nugget" to "Hey Boy").Bunnings Rants & Tradie Tips: Hydrochloric acid markups, the tragic decline of Fatwood firestarters, and the genius one-meter trick to catch your mates stealing your tape measure.