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Blokethings Podcast
by Blokethings Podcast
Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.
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Death Wobbles, Taylor Swift & The 1-Hour Rule
Join your hosts Shane & Dean for another episode of the Blokethings Podcast. This week, we're kicking things off with the universal struggle of trying to keep the house and gear clean before mates drop round, before diving headfirst into office playlist wars. What happens when you blast Eazy-E and Taylor Swift next to a metalhead boss? Nothing good.We also recount a chaotic Harley run out to a country wake that involved running on fumes, a phantom "death wobble" that turned out to be a loose fuel tank bolt, and sending a few rounds through empty cans with the kids. Finally, we break down the ultimate camping mathematics: the golden rule for matching your travel time to your stay time. Grab a beer (or a Killer Coffee) and get into it.In this episode, we cover:The Pre-Mate Cleanup: Hosing down the driveway, battling the dust, and getting the yard ready for the social club.Office Playlist Warfare: Weaponizing Taylor Swift against a metalhead boss and the sheer panic of an Eazy-E track dropping at the wrong time.The Price of a Carton: Venting about the absolute state of beer prices at the BWS and Snoop Dogg’s surprise appearance on the wine shelf.Bush Barista Chat: Why the black bag Killer Coffees are the ultimate hack for camping, and why rip-and-drip just isn't the same when you're hungover in the dirt.The Harley Wake Run: Racing out to the country, surviving the freezing Noble Falls valley, and the dreaded "death wobble" that almost ended the trip (spoiler: check your fuel tank bolts).Plinking Cans: Teaching the kids how to safely shoot the .22 and .223, and the battle of getting an overtired kid to wear their earmuffs.The Golden Travel Rule: Breaking down our tried-and-true formula for camping trips—one hour of travel equals one day of staying. Plus, planning the next run out to Julimar.Shoutout:Killer Coffee (Bring back the black tea bags!)
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Road Rage, Pranks & The Great Piglet Heist
Picking up right where we left off! After a rough first night, the boys navigate the hangover blues, road rage incidents on Indian Ocean Drive, and the logistics of drone fishing. We also share some legendary school muck-up day stories, discuss the importance of proper camping gear (don't be the 2 guy's with one blanket!), and dive into the "Piglet Heist"—a prank story for the ages.
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Bali Hair Horrors & Camping Fails
Shane and Dean kick things off with a wild recap of a recent trip to Bali that didn't go quite to plan—especially for Dean’s hair. We dive into the "painful" reality of getting dreadlocks done overseas, the struggle of maintaining them, and the search for miracle hair products. Plus, the boys discuss the recent FJ Cruiser convoy trip to Cervantes, gear failures, heated chair mishaps, and the ultimate camping "first night fuck-ups."
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Bali Nannys & The Hunt For A Cold Bintang
This week on the Blokethings Podcast, Shane & Dean are back to unpack the absolute carnage of family obligations. We’re diving deep into the realities of taking the kids to Bali—from the hunt for a Bintang that isn't bathwater-warm, to offloading the kids to the au pair, to surviving the absolute stitch-up that is the indoor go-kart fast lane. Then, we pivot back to WA for a Mother's Day lunch in Forrestfield that nearly ended in a brawl thanks to an overbooked restaurant and one incredibly obnoxious bloke. Grab a cold one (preferably not $22) and rip in.In This Episode, We Cover:Kids Being Kids: The joys of parenthood, including why the backyard is fair game but the kindy lawn is not.The Bali Survival Guide: Tackling the airport run, the truth about the Hard Rock Hotel, and why a digital au pair (an iPad) is a parent's best friend.Food Fails & Wins: Overcooked brisket at the "Fork", the glory of a perfect steak at Yellowstone, and why Bali KFC just hits different.The Bintang Index: The eternal struggle of finding a frosty beer in Kuta without paying resort prices, and the absolute beauty of a $2.50 bucket beer at Blue Lagoon.Mother’s Day Carnage: Navigating a crammed Italian restaurant in Forrestfield, putting up with whinging diners, and planning a tactical retreat from family functions.Bike Banter: Wrapping up with some thoughts on brand loyalty and why a new Indian motorcycle might just be an "electric bike."Here are a few quote options pulled straight from the episode, They perfectly capture the banter, chaos, and absolute frustration of the stories:"You can't control them at your house... How do you think you're gonna control them on a plane? That's why I had zap collars on them.""Let's take the kids to go and get them used to Bali and dump them on someone else's lap. That's what you did. Gun good story.""He can't [swim]. He thinks he can, but he can't, he can drown. He can sink really well. She's a fish, he's a boat anchor.""I knew that I was gonna be on Bintang... so the fucking diet's going out the window. No fucks given.""You got to accept Bali for what it is... It's tropical, you can have some fucking cold beers and be fucking cheap.""I've got a list of places I want to try barbecue... Come out, it was fucking dog shit. All overcooked... I was like fucking over it.""Probably one of the highlights of Bali... was fucking bomb like proper. Proper like it used to be. Crispy fucking KFC.""Read the room you fuckhead... I don't think you understand, like this guy's ruining everyone else's day in the whole place... Why can't I do it back to him?""Don't be a fucking miserable cunt, ruin the whole fucking place's Mother's Day. They're doing their best. They're overbooked. They didn't choose that.""You know what the worst part is? He's done the brand recognition. Guess what shirt he had on? An Indian t-shirt... If you're listening, your wife would be much happier if you ride a Harley, mate. Not an electric bike."
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Fistfights, Pissy Puddles & Proud Dad Moments
Welcome back to another beautifully chaotic round of the Blokethings podcast! This week, the boys are swapping some highly questionable "proud dad moments" that perfectly capture the absolute rollercoaster of raising kids. Shane breaks down a wild 24 hours involving teenage schoolyard brawls, ER visits, multiple suspensions, and a buggy rollover. Meanwhile, Dean on the younger side of parenting, we hear about the genius of bribing your kids to clean up dog shit for Bali pocket money—and the sheer, exhausting defeat of watching your son take a leak directly on the patio. It’s one step forward, two steps back, and a whole lot of laughs.The High School Rumble: Shane gets the dreaded "don't freak out" phone call. Find out how a petty photo turned into a full-blown schoolyard brawl, ending with the sisters backing each other up ("one in, all in") and catching multiple days of suspension.The Buggy Rollover: Because a fistfight wasn't enough for one week, Shane’s oldest daughter survives a buggy crash while living her best life in "passenger princess mode."The Bali Hustle: How to successfully outsource your yard work. A six-year-old learns the value of a dollar (and the art of delegation) by cleaning up dog shit for holiday cash.The Pissy Puddle: The ultimate moment of parental defeat. What goes through Dean's mind when his youngest son decides the patio is a toilet—and then uses it like a muddy puddle.Memorable Quotes from the Episode:"Fuck around, find out, and they found out.""Are you okay, Crash Bandicoot?""If you don't take that photo, none of this starts. Actions have consequences.""He's using it as a puddle... A pissy puddle."Next time on Blokethings: The boys will be recapping their FJ Cruiser run and the family trip to Bali!
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The Dick Mark, Feral Nicknames and Cousin Steve's 70th
Welcome back to another episode of Blokethings! This week, the boys are completely off the rails. We kick things off with a highly questionable facial injury courtesy of the jiu-jitsu mats before diving headfirst into the origin stories of some of the most feral nicknames we’ve ever heard (shoutout to "Cheesegrater" and "Squid").Then, we recap the absolute stitch-up that was Cousin Steve’s 70th birthday camping trip down at White Hills. From 4WD navigational disasters and FJ Cruiser crawl-control flexing, to sinking rums until 4:30 AM and enduring the 3-day hangover from hell, this trip had it all. Grab a beer (unless you're still recovering like us) and get into it!The Jiu-Jitsu Injury: Explaining a suspiciously placed friction burn to the HR department and why the gi jacket is basically a weapon.Top-Tier Nicknames: How a legendary Kelmscott local earned the name "Cheesegrater", dodging the nickname "Sausage" to become "Predator", and the 5-year delayed realization that "Callum Murray" sounds exactly like "Calamari" (hey, Squid!).Navigational Nightmares: Getting hopelessly lost via Google Maps, ending up at Preston Beach, and reluctantly saving a stranded 200 Series driver using the trusty rail gun.4WD Flexing: Putting the FJ Cruiser’s crawl control to the test on soft sand and blowing minds without touching the pedals.Cousin Steve’s 70th: A masterclass in overpacking, Bush Company awnings, Ozbraai setups, and the young blokes going way too hard on the Captain Morgan.The Morning After: Waking up like zombies on 2 hours of sleep, throwing up in the sand, and the brutal, traffic-jammed drive home (always take the Charles Street exit!).💡 Quote of the Episode"I said, if Dean and Phil can do this with the tarp from the top of the dunes all the way down, we can do better with two Bush Company awnings."
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DIY Campers, Learning Chinese & The Uber Ride from Hell
Shane and Dean are back in the studio to recap a wildly chaotic week. Dean is burnt out from the demands of his new job and avoiding Jiu-Jitsu, but he's making up for it by trading questionable Aussie slang and Chinese translations with his coworkers (while trying to dodge HR). Shane breaks down his new DIY camper trailer project—converting an old MDC Jackson forward-fold—which nearly resulted in a lethal gas strut accident and a paper wasp attack. But the real meat of the episode is the boys' attempt to get fitted for Bali wedding suits in Midland, which violently derailed into a massive 10-pint Sunday session, a highly questionable Uber ride, and a Monday morning hangover filled with chicken burger regrets.In This Episode, We Cover:Work Stress & Cultural Exchange: Dea vents about his new job, doing god knows what, and the hilarious (and potentially HR-violating) cultural exchange of teaching his Chinese coworker dirty Aussie slang.The DIY Camper Trailer Project: Shane explains his plan to rip the tent off a high-walled camper trailer to mount a Kings rooftop tent and 1300mm drawers. Plus, the absolute danger of heavy-duty gas struts and cutting into a trailer frame full of angry paper wasps while wearing thongs.The Midland Suit Fitting: Rounding up the lads for beach-themed wedding suits, dealing with Ricky the "Mystery Man" showing up late, and the absolute sticker shock of a $800 shoe and sock bill.The Sunday Bender: What was supposed to be a quick trip to the pub turns into a massive 10-pint session at the Midland Tavern, complete with live bands and revving up the local pensioners.The Aftermath: A blind Uber ride home, starfishing on the bed by 6:30 PM, surviving off Carnival Central lollies, and Dean waking up in a panic wondering if he actually cooked the chicken he fed his kids.Notable Quotes:"I'm looking to get in, out, pub as quick as possible so the missus doesn't know.""Here I am, running around in shorts and thongs... as I'm cutting the thing, there's a huge nest of paper wasps in there. Almost died.""I was starting to think there in the bed. I was like, did I feed the kids? Was the chicken cooked? Are they eating raw chicken?"
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Hungover Dawn Services, $10 Smokers, and Chasing 12V Gremlins
Shane and Dean are back behind the mics (with some slick new equipment) to recap a massive, chaotic Anzac long weekend. From navigating the genuine hazards of vacuum-sealed mattresses to questionable decisions involving rum and early morning motorcycle rides to the Dawn Service, the boys cover it all. Plus, we get a massive update on the FJ Cruiser’s 12V and awning build, and a revolutionary (if highly questionable) new way to season a tomahawk steak using power tools.In This Episode, We Cover:Hazardous Homewares & Crazy News: The boys kick off with the hidden dangers of auto-rolling bed-in-a-box mattresses and react to a wild news story about a domestic dispute involving a jerry can and a lit cigarette.The FJ Cruiser 12V Overhaul: A deep dive into tearing apart the FJ’s dash to fix some questionable old wiring. We talk upgrading the UHF to the new XRS 335 (and the need for dual aerial symmetry), wiring up the 105Ah lithium battery, setting up the Victron Orion DC-DC and smart shunt to run the 60L Kings fridge full-time, and swapping the 270 awning to the right-hand side to suit the rear door.Anzac Weekend Chaos: Surviving a rough first week at a new job by getting into the Captain Morgan, leading to a severely hungover, freezing-cold morning motorcycle ride to the Blackboy Hill Dawn Service, followed by pints at the Midland Tavern.Shed Demo & The $10 Smoker: Tearing down Phil's shed with ringing ears and zero prep, then firing up a $10 Bunnings offset smoker salvaged from the tip. Plus, the ultimate BBQ hack: seasoning a Spud Shed tomahawk steak using a Milwaukee leaf blower.Gear Swaps & Mates: Catching up with Brett and Tegz, passing on the "Go Further" battery box to power the Y62 & the MU-X, handing out some old two-ways, and a shoutout to Benny for dropping off the new hats.Notable Quotes:"You cut it out of the bag and it was like being a terrorist. It just fucking boom... I almost got me nose rearranged.""If you go to a party, you take your six-pack, you take a carton, you put it in the fridge, and you just leave it there, mate. Once you leave, that's not yours.""We went through a whole thing of seasoning a tomahawk steak with the Milwaukee blower. We laughed the whole way through."
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Dean's Toybox: Boobie Radios and Branding Irons
After a brief hiatus (thanks to new job responsibilities and general life chaos), Shane and Dean are back in the studio with the mics hot—even if they didn't realize they were recording. This week, the boys tackle the hard-hitting issues: the absolute pointlessness of body spray, the logistics of a proper shower routine, and the rules of pub carbs. Plus, we crack open "Dean's Toybox" to unearth some questionable souvenirs from a chaotic 2008 trip to Thailand and a legendary swap meet find.In This Episode, We Cover:Beer Snobbery & Pub Rules: Real beer vs. shit beer, leaving tribute cans in the fridge, and why carbs simply do not exist when you cross the threshold of a pub.The Body Spray Blunder: The boys dissect the absolute panic of going into a formal office job interview wearing chinos, natural deodorant, and "body spray" that does absolutely nothing to stop the sweat.Shower Protocols: Top to bottom or bottom to top? Shane and Dean debate the correct order of operations in the shower, the dangers of bar soap, and why buying a suction-cup back scrubber is a terrible idea.Thailand '08 Reminiscing: Surviving Bangla Road, giant novelty Zippos, ping pong shows, and the brilliant (read: terrible) idea of branding a butt cheek with a red-hot padlock and a pair of hotel ice tongs.Dean's Toybox: Unearthing a wooden novelty bottle opener and the crown jewel of the Guilford Swap Meet: a fully functional, boobie-shaped AM/FM radio.90s Movie Nostalgia: Reminiscing about staying up late to watch the classic cake-pop out scene in Under Siege and the three-breasted woman in Total Recall.Notable Quotes:"There’s no such thing as carbs when you go to the pub.""I was standing underneath the aircon flat out... just arms up one at a time. Trying not to sweat. I'm panicking trying to remember my own name.""What’s the point of having a body spray? We’ve already got cologne... I’m a Brut guy."
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Camping Chaos and Cooking Triumphs: The Lads Weekend Stories
Ever wondered why we tell kids that rabbits lay eggs? Neither have Shane & Dean—until now.Join Shane & Dean as they recount their recent adventures, from the chaotic "joys" of camping mishaps to the surprising triumph of a first-time scrambled egg experiment. Whether they’re navigating shifting travel plans, reflecting on the nostalgia of old cars, or diving into DIY restoration projects, Shane & Dean offer a candid look at the beautiful mess of family life and outdoor living.This week, the pair discusses family celebrations, the legacy of Malcolm Douglas, and the gear that makes (or breaks) a weekend in the wild. Buckle up for a journey through life's little lessons, one campfire story at a time."Every episode is a new adventure."Camping & Outdoor Chaos: How to handle mishaps when things don’t go according to plan.The Culinary Journey: Shane & Dean’s first attempt at scrambled eggs and why food tastes better with a side of nostalgia.Family & Connection: Navigating school holidays, celebrations, and the dynamics that keep life interesting.Tech & Tools: A look at camera gear, filming projects, and the rewarding challenge of DIY restorations.00:00 – Easter Reflections: "Since when do rabbits lay eggs?"02:40 – The Art of the Pivot: Planning and adjusting travel plans.05:43 – Camping Adventures: Real-life mishaps from the trail.08:47 – Kitchen Chronicles: Recent cooking and food experiences.11:43 – Family Dynamics: Celebrations and the heart of the home.17:35 – Hands-On: Tools and DIY challenges.22:23 – Weekend Catch-Up: Recent adventures and stories.25:12 – Behind the Lens: Camera gear and new filming projects.28:53 – A Milestone Moment: Shane & Dean’s first time cooking scrambled eggs.32:41 – Nostalgic Bites: Why old cars and old recipes hold special memories.34:36 – Legends & Legacies: Malcolm Douglas and upcoming projects.36:57 – The Workshop: Camping gear and restoration updates.39:50 – Looking Ahead: Family visits and weekend plans.43:12 – Holiday Mode: Navigating school holidays and family activities.Hoon TV (Featuring Mark and the crew)Malcolm Douglas ChannelWestern Four-Wheel DriveIntense (Shoutout to Alex!)Keywords: family, camping, cooking, travel, life lessons, outdoor adventures, humor, personal stories, DIY restoration, Hoon TVIn This Episode, You’ll Learn:TimestampsResources & Mentions
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Chuck Norris Jokes and New Studio
In this episode, Shane & Dean settle into the brand-new recording space to bring you a mix of legendary laughs and real-world reflections. We’re kicking things off with a tribute to the man, the myth, the legend—Chuck Norris—with a round of jokes that prove he truly can divide by zero.Beyond the humor, Shane and Dean dive into the grease and grit of recent projects, including a massive shoutout to Tapp Garage for their work on car restorations. Whether you're here for the mechanical talk or the smell of a slow-cooked brisket, this episode covers it all—from outdoor cooking adventures to the serious side of things, including fire season prep, the "scam" of rising fuel prices, and the current political landscape.It’s a wide-ranging conversation about the things that matter: good food, better friends, and the state of the world today.The New Studio: A walkthrough of the new setup and what’s coming next for the show.The Legend of Chuck Norris: Why the internet's favorite tough guy is still the undefeated champ of comedy.Car Restorations: Helping friends at Tapp Garage and the passion behind bringing classic steel back to life.Brisket & Barbecues: Tips for outdoor meals and a recap of recent weekend gatherings.The Hard Truths: A candid discussion on fuel prices, economic concerns, and the environmental impact of fire season."Chuck Norris can divide by zero in math.""Chuck Norris can delete a recycling bin.""Fuel prices are a government scam."00:00 – Welcome to the New Space01:59 – Chuck Norris Jokes and Humor04:43 – Tapp Garage Shoutout07:46 – Cooking Adventures and Family Life10:39 – Fire Season and Outdoor Cooking14:33 – Political Discussions and Current Events18:11 – Fuel Prices and Economic Concerns22:13 – Weekend Gatherings and Cooking ExperiencesKeywords: #podcast #humor #ChuckNorrisJokes #NewStudio #CarRestoration #Cooking #Politics #Environment #Brisket #TappGarage
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Fuel Crisis, Health Checks, and Social Tales: An Unfiltered Look
This week’s episode Dean and Shane tell you all about acandid, unfiltered, and laugh‑heavy stroll through a weekendpacked with social antics, questionable decisions, and a few too many DIYprojects. From poolside struggles to unexpected car repairs, the crew divesinto the highs, lows, and downright bizarre moments that made the weekend oneto remember.Along the way, they tackle the rising fuel crisis, sharesome eyebrow‑raising health check reflections, and sprinkle inenough humor to keep things light — including afew classic Chuck Norris zingers. Whether you’re herefor the laughs, the relatable chaos, or the vehicular wisdom, this episodedelivers.
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Fuel Prices and EV Market Conspiracies: What's Really Going On?
This episode examines the effects of escalating fuel prices, developments within the electric vehicle market, conspiracy theories, and unusual viral phenomena such as vabbing. Shane and Dean provide personal experiences, industry perspectives, and thoughtful commentary on contemporary issues, resulting in an engaging and informative program.
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Boys Trip 26 to Wedge Island
Join Shane and Dean as they recount a wild weekend ofcamping, fishing, and misadventures, sharing insights on gear, food, and the chaos of outdoor trips. Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and adventure lovers.Their stories range from hilarious mishaps setting up tents in the dark, to swapping tips about the best bait for Aussie rivers, and tales of dodging unexpected storms. You’ll pick up practical advice, a few laughs, and maybeeven inspiration for your own next trip out bush.
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Tapp Garage & The Infested Worktrip
Join Shane and Dean as they share hilarious stories about cars, off-road adventures, pranks, and their passion for automotive projects reignited by Bens New Tapp GarageDiscover insights into car repairs, building memories, and the joy of working on cars with friends and family.
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Deans Bulldust Bday Trip to Wellington
In this episode, Shane and Dean recount their recent campingtrip for Dean's birthday, sharing stories about family dynamics, planning challenges, food experiences, and the fun of outdoor activities like paddleboarding and RC cars. They discuss the ups and downs of camping, includingequipment setup, cooking, and the inevitable mess that comes with outdoor adventures. The conversation highlights the importance of organization,the joy of family time, and the humorous mishaps that occur during such trips.
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The Curse is Broken! FJ Cruisers, Billy Carts & Go Karts
In this episode, Dean & Shane share personal anecdotesabout breaking traditions, workplace dynamics, and the challenges of navigating social interactions while drinking. They discuss family outings, particularly go-karting withkids, and reminisce about childhood memories of building makeshift vehicles. The conversation shifts to sports, particularly UFChighlights, before delving into discussions about car purchases and upgrades. The boys also touch on camping gear and outdoor adventures, reflecting on their future plans and hobbies.
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Slippery Slope of Still's & Slushie's
In this Episode, Shane and Dean explore various themes including their preferences for beer, humorous anecdotes about the whole 'nuggy porn' from the last few episodes lol, and their creative drink experiments. They discuss the logistics of planning a birthday weekend, the challenges of setting up for gatherings, and the dynamics of family gatherings that often involve cooking and sharing meals. The conversation also touches on unexpected home incidents, pub experiences, and the complexities of family interactions during gatherings. As they look forward to future plans, including fishing and cooking adventures, the camaraderie and humor between the two brothers shine through.
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Christmas Chaos & Troll on a Pole
In this episode, Shane Tristan and Dean delve into various topics ranging from their recent experiences with different beers and slushy machines to family gatherings and cooking adventures. They share humorous anecdotes about their kids, discussupcoming birthday celebrations, and reflect on the dynamics of family life. The conversation is filled with light-hearted banter,practical tips for party preparations, and insights into home repairs, making it an engaging listen for anyone interested in relatable family experiences and culinary explorations.
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Esperance Troll & Nugget Porn!!
Dean Tristan & Shane continue on the latest journeycentred around a month of holiday making memories, focusing on the first night fuckups lol , hilarious experiences with gummies, road trip reflections, and the chaos of Christmas Eve. The boys share anecdotes about their adventures, includingcooking mishaps, beach days, and funny moments with friends and family, allwhile maintaining a light-hearted and humorous tone.Spoiler alert watch out around 26 Mins in for way to much laughter thanks to Hayley and her discovery that Shane shares with Dean & Tristan
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THE REEL RIGHTS CONVOY
In this episode, Shane, Dean and Tristan dive into a variety of topics, primarily focusing on the impact of recent fishing bans and government regulations on local fishermen and their livelihoods. They discuss the upcoming 'real rights convoy' aimed at protesting these bans, highlighting the emotional and economic toll on families who have relied on fishing for generations. The conversation shifts to the implications of outdated data being used to justify these bans, and the frustration felt by the fishing community as they grapple with the potential loss of their way of life. The Boys share anecdotes about fishing culture, the challenges of adapting to new regulations, and the broader implications of government policies on outdoor activities and conservation efforts.As the episode progresses, they touch on personal experiences with camping and traveling, including the logistics of towing caravans and the challenges faced on the road. Shane listens to Dean & Tristans recounts of a recent trip to Esperance, detailing the difficulties of navigating with a large caravan and the importance of communication while camping. The episode wraps up with reflections on the changing landscape of outdoor recreation and the need for better policies that consider the voices of those directly affected by such regulations.
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2026 Were Back Baby
In this Episode, Shane and Dean share humorous anecdotes about family life, holiday drinking traditions, and cooking adventures. The discussion flows from kids' funny remarks to the challenges of preparing festive meals, all while enjoying a few drinks. Shane and Dean also reflect on memorable moments from the year, including family gatherings and unexpected surprises, creating a warm and entertaining atmosphere throughout the chat.
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Unhealthy Obsessions & Shit Campers
In this episode, Shane and Dean delve into various humorous and relatable topics, ranging from personal grooming mishaps to the obsession with RC cars and the challenges of camping. They share anecdotes about DIY projects, the intricacies of 3D printing, and the frustrations of managing fuel during adventures.The discussion also touches on the etiquette of camping and the phenomenon of 'ghost camping', where people reserve spots but don't show up. With a mix of humor and candidness, the conversation captures the essence of everyday life and hobbies.
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Dermersal Fishing Ban Bullshit
In this episode, Dean, Shane and Tristan discuss varioustopics including financial restrictions imposed by banks.The impact of fishing bans on local economies, thechallenges of insurance in the fishing industry, and the implications of social media restrictions for youth. They also delve into the rise of digital ID systems andgovernment control over personal data, expressing concerns about privacy andthe future of fishing amidst ongoing regulations.
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Bali Trip & Getting Arrested
In this episode, Shane and Dean recount their recent adventures in Bali, focusing on their experiences with mini diggers and excavators. The boys share humorous anecdotes about their escapades, including a memorable incident involving a digger, a drive-through, and a run-in with the police. The episode highlights the fun and chaos of their youthful antics while also reflecting on the lessons learned from their misadventures.
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2025 End Of Year Bike Ride & Bali Baby
In this Episode, Dean shit stirs shane about his experiences with technical difficulties during recordings, Shane fires back with deans Teal beer preferences. Dean sets off on his annual motorbike camping trips with his "Social Club". Dean recounts humorous and eventful stories from their adventures, including mishaps, wild nights, and the camaraderie of the group. Dean then discusses his recent trip to Bali for a friend's 40th birthday, highlighting the differences in nightlife and the challenges of traveling alone. The conversation reflects on the joys of freedom and the responsibilities that come with family life and what to do by yourself.
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Teal Beers, Yellow stickers & Shit movies
This episode covers a range of topics including deans latest shit beer preferences, car events, nostalgic stories from the past, frustrations with food delivery services, and recommendations for movies and TV series. Shane & Dean share personal anecdotes about their experiences with police at car events, humorous moments from their youth, and their thoughts on recent films. They also discuss fishing adventures and future plans, including some shit blokes wedding in Bali.
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SHARK ATTACK AT CATTERICK FARM
This episode revolves around the 2nd half of the weekend spent at Catterick farm, focusing on rustic cooking, family interactions, and outdoor activities. Tristan, Shane & Dean share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with food preparation, managing kids, and the challenges of cooking for a large group. They also discuss the amenities of the farm and reflect on their adventures, including mishaps and memorable moments.FYI Tristan has one of his most memorable moments in this episode that he barely remembers but no one else can forget it ha ha ha it requires a few drinks lol.
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Catterick Farm Stay
This episode explores the humorous and candid experiences of camping, work life, and family dynamics with Dean Shane & Tristan and there families. Dean & Tristan share anecdotes about bathroom habits at work with Shane, the challenges of planning a camping trip, cooking techniques, and the joys and frustrations of parenting. The episode is filled with laughter, relatable stories, and insights into the everyday lives of the speakers, making it an entertaining and engaging listen.
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2025 GRAND FINAL WEEKEND FIASCO
In this lively conversation, Shane listens to Dean & Tristan recount a chaotic camping trip filled with family antics, unexpected challenges, and humorous moments. From the frantic packing before departure to the adventures at the beach and the afl grand final. This episode captures the essence of family camping experiences both good and bad & somewhere in between lol. Highlights include cooking crayfish, dealing with kids' mischief, and an impromptu visit to a local pub, all culminating in reflections on the trip's ups and downs.
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SWEARWORDS ARE FUN IN ANY LANGUAGE
In this episode, the Dean and Shane engage in a candid conversation about various topics, including their experiences with language learning (swear words lol ), the impact of technology on global trade and general life, and the importance of mental health. They discuss the significance of outdoor activities for mental well-being and the value of friendship for both you and your partner gaining support among peers. The conversation also delves into cooking strategies for camping trips, emphasizing the balance between family and personal time.
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I Cant Make It
In this lively Episode, Shane and Dean delve into a variety of topics ranging from unexpected encounters and technical difficulties in their podcasting journey to personal stories about mental health and family matters. The boys share humorous anecdotes about their adventures, including drinking escapades and driving misadventures, while also touching on serious themes like health concerns and the importance of checking in on friends. The whole episode is filled with laughter, reflections on life, and plans for future gatherings, making it a relatable and entertaining listen.
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Stressful Dreams And Redneck Fun
In this episode we get to hear one of the missing episodes, Some of the audio isn't perfect but its better than no audio at all (we believe we now have this sorted after hours of work lol) Shane and Dean navigate through a variety of humorous topics, including technical difficulties in recording, the stress of parenting, bizarre news and social media stories, and the challenges of work-life balance. They share funny anecdotes about family life, discuss the absurdity of certain social media redneck experiences both wild and weird lol, and explore the world of medieval combat sports with the best power point presentation the world has seen lol . The episode is filled with laughter, relatable experiences good, bad and a touch of the absurd, making it an entertaining listen for anyone looking for a light-hearted discussion.
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Outer Spice
In this Episode, Shane and Dean explore the world of barbecue rubs, focusing on local products from Outer Spice aka the Spice Gals. They discuss their experiences with various rubs in the barbecue pack, cooking techniques, and the importance of supporting local businesses. The boys go through some of their cooking adventures, experimenting with different meats, and creative uses for the rubs, while also providing feedback and recommendations for listeners.
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So At What Age Are You Old?
In this episode, Shane and Dean explore the concept ofaging, reflecting on what it means to grow older and the societal perceptions surrounding age. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with aging or "getting old", parenting, and cooking, while also discussing the implications of social media on children and the potential regulations being introduced to protect them. The conversation is filled with laughter, insults, insights, and acandid look at the challenges of adulthood.
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Wash Your Sister Sauce
In this funny episode, Dean, Tristan & Shane share their experiences with barbecuing, parenting, and the challenges of organizing gatherings. They discuss various cooking techniques, the importance of community events, and the humorous moments that arise from parenting. The conversation flows through topics of food preparation, local food culture, and the joys and chaos of cooking for kids, all while maintaining a light-hearted and engaging tone. Tristan & Dean share humorous and relatable stories about family gatherings, parenting challenges, and the antics of their children. They discuss school incidents, barbecue preparations, and the excitement of upgrading camping gear. The conversation also touches on community engagement through giveaways and a surprising opportunity in sperm donation, highlighting the unexpected twists in parenting and life.
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Womens NBA, Crypto Currencies, Scams & Pranks
In this Episode, Shane, Dean & Tristan dive into a variety of humorous and controversial topics, starting with the bizarre incident of the dildos being thrown at a women's basketball games in the USA, leading to discussions about the implications of such actions. They explore the emergence of a cryptocurrency named after dildos, the legal ramifications of public stunts, and the unique approach of shopping on horseback to combat rising fuel prices. The lads touch on the prevalence of online scams, prank culture, and the historical context of clothing design, particularly the placement of buttons. The boys share laughs over inflatable crocodile pranks and innovative dog waste disposal solutions, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone throughout
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Will the Real Chimichurri please stand up
In this lively episode, Dean, Tristan & Shane engage in humorous banter while discussing various topics, including updates on unclaimed money, weekend plans involving wood chopping, and experiences at work events. They share cooking tips, particularly around meat preparation and seasoning, and delve into personal anecdotes about health and humor. The conversation also touches on the giveaways, apparent teamwork in planning events, and product reviews of Chimichurri, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone.
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Spread Like Wildfire
In this Wildfire podcast episode, Shane,Dean and Luke share their experiences in cooking, camping, and the YouTube journey. They discuss life in Melbourne, the transition to Western Australia, and the challenges of creating cooking content. The conversation flows through various topics, including their favorite cooking methods, equipment, and the upcoming 4WD show. They also touch on audience engagement, food preferences, and future cooking events, all while maintaining a light-hearted banter throughout.Want to know more check out the links below:https://wildfiretouring.com/https://www.youtube.com/ @wildfiretouring Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61556088605534TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@blokethings.podca?_t=8qa8fibwzwa&_r=1Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/blokethingspodcastSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0fkvq7Jcjp7Ur1EnQRj7gjApple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/blokethings-podcast/id1737560449OnlyFlanns - https://scottno.com.au/Dont forget check out Onlyflanns at https://scottno.com.au/and use our discount code "BLOKES20"
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Who Won The Flannos???????????
Shane and Dean finally draw the Scottno Adventure Fathers Day Giveaway, announcing the winners of the 3 OnlyFlanns heated Flannos and sharing their thoughts on the massive audience engagement for the competition. The number of entries received and express gratitude towards their listeners for there support. The boys touch on future giveaways and the importance of learning from past experiences with giveaways.Thanks Again to @scottno_adventure_co for there massive support with an amazing product and just remember if you didn't win but still want the best flanno money can buy then be sure to use our discount code BLOKES20 to save yourself 20% off your purchase if you want to see or hear the episode make sure you check us out on the following:https://www.youtube.com/@blokethingsSpotify - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61556088605534TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@blokethings.podca?_t=8qa8fibwzwa&_r=1Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/blokethingspodcastSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0fkvq7Jcjp7Ur1EnQRj7gjApple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/blokethings-podcast/id1737560449OnlyFlanns - https://scottno.com.au/Dont forget check out Onlyflanns at https://scottno.com.au/and use our discount code "BLOKES20"Ok so the moment you've all been waiting for .......1st place goes to @r_woldie 2nd place goes to @tegan_arnold89 3rd place goes to @penny.w28 Thanks again for the massive response in winning such an amazing product and keep an eye out for the next Christmas giveaway.
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March For Australia Rally 2025
This episode we let Tristan take the rains well slightly lol Tristan delves into his favourite subject, political and social issues in Australia, focusing on immigration, the declining birth rate, and the housing crisis with Dean & Shane.Tristan, Dean & Shane express their concerns about government financial management and the impact of immigration policies on Australian society. The boys also share humorous anecdotes and personal stories, providing a light-hearted contrast to the serious topics discussed.
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Deans Wifi Suprise & Upcoming Trip Prep
In this lively episode, Shane, Dean, and Tristan share their experiences and plans surrounding camping, fishing, and cooking. They discuss the challenges of outdoor adventures, the importance of proper equipment, and the camaraderie that comes with these activities. The chat flows from light-hearted banter to practical tips on food preparation and technology concerns, culminating in a reflection on their upcoming trips and the excitement of exploring the outdoors together.And of course Dean's Wifi Surprise is a swift learning curve ha ha ha ha
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Discovering Unclaimed Money - Its Almost Criminal
Shane and Dean explore the concept of unclaimed money, discussing how individuals can discover and claim funds that the government holds on their behalf. They share personal experiences of finding unclaimed money, the process involved in claiming it, and the importance of financial awareness regarding hidden funds. The discussion emphasizes the ease of accessing this information and encourages listeners to check if they are owed any money.Unclaimed money is often held by the government and can be claimed by individuals.Many people are unaware of the existence of unclaimed funds.The process of claiming unclaimed money is straightforward and can be done online.It's essential to check for unclaimed money regularly, as it can come from various sources.Funds can be unclaimed due to old bank accounts, insurance policies, or rental bonds.The government holds unclaimed money for a certain period before it is kept permanently.Digital IDs can simplify the process of claiming unclaimed money.Financial awareness is crucial for managing personal finances effectively.People should inform their family and friends about the possibility of unclaimed money.Claiming unclaimed money can provide unexpected financial relief.Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61556088605534TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@blokethings.podca?_t=8qa8fibwzwa&_r=1Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/blokethingspodcastSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0fkvq7Jcjp7Ur1EnQRj7gjApple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/blokethings-podcast/id1737560449OnlyFlanns - https://scottno.com.au/Dont forget check out Onlyflanns at https://scottno.com.au/and use our discount code "BLOKES20"
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FREE MONEY & CRACTIVITIES
In this lively podcast episode, Shane and Dean explore various topics ranging from the discovery of unclaimed money to humorous anecdotes about fishing trips and cooking experiences. They share insights on the importance of checking for unclaimed funds, recount funny stories from their adventures, and discuss their love for cooking, especially meat dishes. The conversation is filled with humor, camaraderie, and practical tips for listeners.Dont forget check out Onlyflanns at https://scottno.com.au/and use our discount code "BLOKES20"
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Only Flanns & Happy Gilmore 2
In this lively episode, Shane and Dean discuss their experiences with the cold weather, camping adventures, and getting lost along with the introduction of new sponsor OnlyFlanns. They dive into the features and benefits of the new gear, share stories from their nights out, and review Adam Sandlers new movie Happy Gilmore 2, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone throughout the episode.
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Ozzy, Wild Weather & Beach Closures
In this episode, Shane and Dean reflect on the life and legacy of Ozzy OsbourneShare humorous anecdotes about weather-related flooding, discuss issues surrounding rubbish disposal and environmental concerns, recount a bizarre incident at Bunnings involving chili spray.And share their cooking adventures during a family gathering. The conversation is filled with humor, nostalgia, and insights into contemporary issues.
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Pranks Parmi's & Parents Dreams
In this lively episode, Dean & Shane share humorous anecdotes about karma, pranks, and creative revenge stories. The boys discussion transitions into family adventures on the farm, culinary experiences during weekend getaways, and nostalgic memories of childhood toys. The boys also go on about school holidays and birthday celebrations along with the joys of family traditions, all while keeping the laughs going with a light-hearted and comedic tone throughout the episode.
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Finishing Projects, ARB Midland and Ubers
podcast, humor, family, events, cooking, restoration, parenting, community, adventures, nostalgiaIn this lively conversation, Shane and Dean share humorous anecdotes, discuss community events, and reflect on family activities. They delve into the challenges of event planning, the joys of cooking for gatherings, and the nostalgia of restoring childhood toys. The conversation flows seamlessly from light-hearted banter to deeper reflections on parenting and traditions, culminating in plans for future projects and gatherings.Humor can set the tone for engaging conversations.Community events foster connections and trust in products.Family activities create lasting memories for children.Cooking for gatherings can be both a challenge and a joy.Restoring childhood toys can evoke nostalgia and pride.Parenting involves passing down traditions and values.Planning events can be nerve-wracking but rewarding.Sharing experiences with friends enhances enjoyment.Reflecting on past experiences can inform future decisions.It's important to balance social activities with family time.TitlesMouth Condoms and Community EventsFamily Adventures and Cooking TalesSound bites"Mouth condoms?""Kids are feral!""Everyone frothed it!"Chapters00:00 Opening Banter and Humor03:00 Event Planning and Community Engagement06:00 Family Fun and Kids' Activities09:04 Social Interactions and Local Connections12:03 Culinary Adventures and Cooking Tips17:00 Weekend Plans and Personal Updates23:08 Cooking Techniques and Tips29:15 Event Planning and Execution36:32 Reflections on the Night40:17 Restoration Projects and Family Traditions47:57 Future Plans and Wrap-Up
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On the Hunt for New Spots, Do Bears Shit in the Woods?
In this lively conversation, Dean and Shane share their recent camping adventures, discussing the joys and challenges of outdoor life, family dynamics, and culinary experiences in the wild. The Boys explore new camping spots, recount solo adventures, and reflect on the importance of family time in nature. Then Shane and Dean also touch on innovative coffee and camping solutions and the fun chaos of camping with kids, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone.
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REDNECK ORIENTEERING IN THE MULTICULTURAL AUSSIE BUSH
In this hilarious episode, Dean, Shane & Tristan share their experiences from a recent camping trip, filled with humor, camaraderie, and culinary adventures. The boys discuss the challenges of camping, the joy of cooking over an open fire, and the unexpected visitors they encountered. The conversation flows seamlessly from one topic to another, highlighting the fun and chaos of their outdoor escapade. In this lively conversation, the speakers recount their adventurous camping trip filled with fireworks, culinary experiments, and unexpected cultural exchanges. The boys share humorous anecdotes about their experiences, including cooking techniques, encounters with fellow campers, and the aftermath of their escapades. The discussion highlights the camaraderie and laughter shared among friends, as well as the lessons learned from their adventures.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.
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