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Blokethings Podcast

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Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.

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Episodes

  1. But Did You Die — Wild Childhoods, Bunnings Mouse Traps & Dragging Trees

    Shane and Dean take a deep dive into the chaotic, high-stakes mischief of their youth and brainstorm some questionable prank ideas for their next hardware store run. From setting up harmless (and not-so-harmless) traps in local shops to dodging deadly snakes, derailments, and wild bush incidents,...

  2. Five years of searching to find WA's best kept secret camp site

    After five long years of obsessively analyzing Google Earth, Hema maps, and background cues in mate's 4WD videos, Shane and Dean finally crack the code to one of Western Australia’s best-kept secret camping spots. Recorded live around the campfire alongside a running stream and waterfalls, the…

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  3. Mixy Mixy, White Rabbits & Laying Cable Standing Up

    Welcome back to the magic of podcasting! In this episode, the boys recap Day 2 of the epic camping vendor out in Wooroloo at River Run (Fettlers Crossing). With half the crew heading off early, things get weird, wild, and well-fed around the campfire. From culinary campfire experiments like…

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  4. The Great Mayo Myth, A Weekend at River Run

    What happens when a meticulously planned weekend getaway turns into an absolute clusterfuck of last-minute changes, uncooperative weather, and rogue AI prompts? In this episode, Shane, Dean, and the crew recount the chaotic trip up to River Run at Fettler's Crossing in Woorooloo. From Steve…

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  5. EMBRACE MISTAKES

    Everyone Loves Dad Jokes

  6. DEAF

    Everyone Loves Dad Jokes

  7. CRYING

    Everyone Loves a Dad Joke

  8. CONSTRUCTION

    Everyone loves Dad Jokes

  9. DAD JOKE COINS

    Everyone loves dad jokes

  10. DAD JOKE CLINT EASTWOOD

    Everyone loves a Dad joke

  11. DAD JOKE BROWNIES

    Everyone loves a good dad joke

  12. DAD JOKES BOUNTY

    Everyone loves a dad joke

  13. The Magical Discovery of Gossage Soap & Permanently Borrowed Souvenirs

    The boys are several drinks deep and the filters are completely off in this wildly chaotic episode of Blokethings Podcast. Tristan, Dean, and Shane kick things off with a deep dive into the Woodbridge Tavern’s massive parmi's and a shocking, time-period-inappropriate antique sign hanging above…

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  14. DAD JOKES BOOKMARK

    Everyone loves a dad joke

  15. DAD JOKES BELT

    Every one loves a dad joke

  16. DAD JOKES 20 YEARS

    Everyone loves Dad Jokes

  17. DAD JOKES BLIND DATE

    Everyone loves a dad joke

  18. Operation Unite, Uncle’s Brownies & Parachuting Out of a Snake’s Asshole

    The boys are back in the studio, sinking a few cold ones, and welcoming Tristan back for round two! This one derails immediately into a hilarious confessional as the boys lay out their rap sheets. Tristan recounts his legendary run-in with "Operation Unite" and the East Perth lock-up over a...

  19. DAD JOKES BEACH

    Everyone loves a Dad joke

  20. DAD JOKES BBQ

    Everyone loves Dad jokes

  21. DAD JOKES ASSASSIN

    Everyone loves a dad joke

  22. DAD JOKES 24 HOURS

    Everyone loves a dad joke

  23. Face Before Arse: A 30-Day Confession

    The boys are back, and things go off the rails immediately. Dean, Shane, and Tristan kick things off with a highly concerning confession about shower routines before ripping into Tristan’s questionable winter fashion and upcoming wedding attire. We also dive deep into how to use AI to survive...

  24. DAD JOKES 9V

    Everyone loves Dad Jokes

  25. DAD JOKES 007

    Everyone loves Dad Jokes

  26. DAD JOKES 2 WONGS

    Everyone loves a good Dad Joke

  27. Hacking AI for Relationship Advice & The Stroker 2000

    Welcome back to the Blokethings Podcast with Shane & Dean! This week, things go off the rails early as we dive into using AI as a biased relationship therapist, and why the bots completely refused to edit our last episode. We’re covering everything from absolute disasters in the house while...

  28. Fainting Goats, Wheelbarrow Beers, Nut Shots at Rowan's 40th & The Apology Tour

    Things get completely derailed this week as we kick things off with Western Australia’s newest tourist attraction: fainting goats down in Busselton. After a quick (and surprisingly educational) debate on whether kookaburras and dingoes are actually local to WA, we dive headfirst into the messy...

  29. Dropping the Kids at the Pool, Boy Math, Busted Nuts & AI Interpretations

    We on, bitch! We're back in the shed with zero refreshments but plenty of questionable life choices. This week, we're taking Gemini for a spin to decode some premium Aussie slang, and let's just say, HR is not going to be thrilled. From dissecting the physics of "dropping the kids at the pool" to...

  30. Death Wobbles, Taylor Swift & The 1-Hour Rule

    Join your hosts Shane & Dean for another episode of the Blokethings Podcast. This week, we're kicking things off with the universal struggle of trying to keep the house and gear clean before mates drop round, before diving headfirst into office playlist wars. What happens when you blast Eazy-E…

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  31. Road Rage, Pranks & The Great Piglet Heist

    Picking up right where we left off! After a rough first night, the boys navigate the hangover blues, road rage incidents on Indian Ocean Drive, and the logistics of drone fishing. We also share some legendary school muck-up day stories, discuss the importance of proper camping gear (don't be the…

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  32. Bali Hair Horrors & Camping Fails

    Shane and Dean kick things off with a wild recap of a recent trip to Bali that didn't go quite to plan—especially for Dean’s hair. We dive into the "painful" reality of getting dreadlocks done overseas, the struggle of maintaining them, and the search for miracle hair products. Plus, the boys...

  33. Bali Nannys & The Hunt For A Cold Bintang

    This week on the Blokethings Podcast, Shane & Dean are back to unpack the absolute carnage of family obligations. We’re diving deep into the realities of taking the kids to Bali—from the hunt for a Bintang that isn't bathwater-warm, to offloading the kids to the au pair, to surviving the absolute...

  34. Fistfights, Pissy Puddles & Proud Dad Moments

    Welcome back to another beautifully chaotic round of the Blokethings podcast! This week, the boys are swapping some highly questionable "proud dad moments" that perfectly capture the absolute rollercoaster of raising kids. Shane breaks down a wild 24 hours involving teenage schoolyard brawls, ER...

  35. The Dick Mark, Feral Nicknames and Cousin Steve's 70th

    Welcome back to another episode of Blokethings! This week, the boys are completely off the rails. We kick things off with a highly questionable facial injury courtesy of the jiu-jitsu mats before diving headfirst into the origin stories of some of the most feral nicknames we’ve ever heard…

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  36. DIY Campers, Learning Chinese & The Uber Ride from Hell

    Shane and Dean are back in the studio to recap a wildly chaotic week. Dean is burnt out from the demands of his new job and avoiding Jiu-Jitsu, but he's making up for it by trading questionable Aussie slang and Chinese translations with his coworkers (while trying to dodge HR). Shane breaks down...

  37. Hungover Dawn Services, $10 Smokers, and Chasing 12V Gremlins

    Shane and Dean are back behind the mics (with some slick new equipment) to recap a massive, chaotic Anzac long weekend. From navigating the genuine hazards of vacuum-sealed mattresses to questionable decisions involving rum and early morning motorcycle rides to the Dawn Service, the boys cover it...

  38. Dean's Toybox: Boobie Radios and Branding Irons

    After a brief hiatus (thanks to new job responsibilities and general life chaos), Shane and Dean are back in the studio with the mics hot—even if they didn't realize they were recording. This week, the boys tackle the hard-hitting issues: the absolute pointlessness of body spray, the logistics of…

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  39. Camping Chaos and Cooking Triumphs: The Lads Weekend Stories

    Ever wondered why we tell kids that rabbits lay eggs? Neither have Shane & Dean—until now. Join Shane & Dean as they recount their recent adventures, from the chaotic "joys" of camping mishaps to the surprising triumph of a first-time scrambled egg experiment. Whether they’re navigating shifting...

  40. Chuck Norris Jokes and New Studio

    In this episode, Shane & Dean settle into the brand-new recording space to bring you a mix of legendary laughs and real-world reflections. We’re kicking things off with a tribute to the man, the myth, the legend—Chuck Norris—with a round of jokes that prove he truly can divide by zero. Beyond the...

  41. Fuel Crisis, Health Checks, and Social Tales: An Unfiltered Look

    This week’s episode Dean and Shane tell you all about acandid, unfiltered, and laugh‑heavy stroll through a weekendpacked with social antics, questionable decisions, and a few too many DIYprojects. From poolside struggles to unexpected car repairs, the crew divesinto the highs, lows, and…

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  42. Fuel Prices and EV Market Conspiracies: What's Really Going On?

    This episode examines the effects of escalating fuel prices, developments within the electric vehicle market, conspiracy theories, and unusual viral phenomena such as vabbing. Shane and Dean provide personal experiences, industry perspectives, and thoughtful commentary on contemporary issues,...

  43. Boys Trip 26 to Wedge Island

    Join Shane and Dean as they recount a wild weekend ofcamping, fishing, and misadventures, sharing insights on gear, food, and the chaos of outdoor trips. Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and adventure lovers. Their stories range from hilarious mishaps setting up tents in the dark, to swapping tips...

  44. Tapp Garage & The Infested Worktrip

    Join Shane and Dean as they share hilarious stories about cars, off-road adventures, pranks, and their passion for automotive projects reignited by Bens New Tapp Garage Discover insights into car repairs, building memories, and the joy of working on cars with friends and family.

  45. Deans Bulldust Bday Trip to Wellington

    In this episode, Shane and Dean recount their recent campingtrip for Dean's birthday, sharing stories about family dynamics, planning challenges, food experiences, and the fun of outdoor activities like paddleboarding and RC cars. They discuss the ups and downs of camping, includingequipment…

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  46. The Curse is Broken! FJ Cruisers, Billy Carts & Go Karts

    In this episode, Dean & Shane share personal anecdotesabout breaking traditions, workplace dynamics, and the challenges of navigating social interactions while drinking. They discuss family outings, particularly go-karting withkids, and reminisce about childhood memories of building makeshift...

  47. Slippery Slope of Still's & Slushie's

    In this Episode, Shane and Dean explore various themes including their preferences for beer, humorous anecdotes about the whole 'nuggy porn' from the last few episodes lol, and their creative drink experiments. They discuss the logistics of planning a birthday weekend, the challenges of setting…

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  48. Christmas Chaos & Troll on a Pole

    In this episode, Shane Tristan and Dean delve into various topics ranging from their recent experiences with different beers and slushy machines to family gatherings and cooking adventures. They share humorous anecdotes about their kids, discussupcoming birthday celebrations, and reflect on the...

  49. Esperance Troll & Nugget Porn!!

    Dean Tristan & Shane continue on the latest journeycentred around a month of holiday making memories, focusing on the first night fuckups lol , hilarious experiences with gummies, road trip reflections, and the chaos of Christmas Eve. The boys share anecdotes about their adventures,...

  50. THE REEL RIGHTS CONVOY

    In this episode, Shane, Dean and Tristan dive into a variety of topics, primarily focusing on the impact of recent fishing bans and government regulations on local fishermen and their livelihoods. They discuss the upcoming 'real rights convoy' aimed at protesting these bans, highlighting the...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.

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