EPISODE · Apr 27, 2026 · 46 MIN
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
from That Checks Out · host Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
The guys discuss how consuming Big Macs will inevitably constitute as birth control, when keeping your rotisserie chicken and karaoke machine dry is NOT the largest obstacle you’re being faced with, and why it’s better to die 130 years early than become a parent following a Tsunami.
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The guys discuss how consuming Big Macs will inevitably constitute as birth control, when keeping your rotisserie chicken and karaoke machine dry is NOT the largest obstacle you’re being faced with, and why it’s better to die 130 years early than become a parent following a Tsunami.
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Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
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