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EPISODE · Sep 22, 2025 · 1H 15M

Fall Sucks - RIP Carl

from Opie & Carl · host Gregg "Opie" Hughes

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also shares colorful anecdotes about their past, including Carl’s beachside escapades under a lifeboat and encounters with quirky romantic prospects. Recorded in their new Westwood One lounge, complete with a North Dakota State poster and a fridge, the episode is a chaotic blend of humor, nostalgia, and raw storytelling, touching on everything from yoga pants to bizarre romantic kinks, all delivered with their signature irreverent chemistry.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also shares colorful anecdotes about their past, including Carl’s beachside escapades under a lifeboat and encounters with quirky romantic prospects. Recorded in their new Westwood One lounge, complete with a North Dakota State poster and a fridge, the episode is a chaotic blend of humor, nostalgia, and raw storytelling, touching on everything from yoga pants to bizarre romantic kinks, all delivered with their signature irreverent chemistry.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

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