Opie & Carl

Opie and Carl finally hit the ESPN campus in Bristol for Carl’s Fantasy Football cooking gig — and they’re given full run of the place.Fight song hallway madness, endless free snacks, studio sneaking, Redneck Hash Browns, mistaken Serena Williams sightings, and Opie almost getting them both kicked out. Pure degenerate fun as two radio guys roam one of sports TV’s biggest compounds like it’s their playground.This is the payoff episode after the rainy road trip — zero filter, zero adult supervision.Key Moments:Blasting college fight songsCarl’s killer Cuban sandwiches & deviled eggsOpie’s stage fright stories + dad’s death anniversaryFoosball, 60-gallon soup vats & near-firingsDrop a 5-star review if you laughed your ass off.More chaos at OpieRadio.com | New merch dropping.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl are stuck in the car on a chaotic road trip to ESPN for Carl’s big gig — with Gloria in lead car taking every back road known to man. Carl goes full cheeseball and sends his crush the Fleetwood Mac song 'Everywhere'… then sweats the reply. Carl tells the legendary story of his brother getting teary-eyed slow-dancing to 'Lady in Red,' almost ruining a double score at a wedding. Plus: white clam pizza debates that trigger Twitter warriors, one-hit wonder rabbit holes (Thompson Twins, Chris de Burgh, 99 Luftballons), hating on social media trolls, passing the Sandy Hook exit, Gloria’s mystery snacks.  Pure unfiltered guy talk, nostalgia, roasts, and highway stupidity. You’re riding shotgun.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl hit the road to Frank Pepe's in Danbury for one of the best clam pies in America before Carl's big ESPN Fantasy Football chef gig! Nonstop laughs as they chase Gloria through pouring rain, dodge her aggressive lane changes, and debate one-hit wonders, motorcycle stories, and wild past antics. Carl breaks down why Pepe's coal-fired clam pizza is legendary (thin crispy crust, ocean-fresh clams, 100 years of history), and deals with crush texts and raincoat drama. Pure unfiltered buddy comedy, food talk, and real-talk vibes. If you love raw road trip chaos, killer food stories, and guy banter – this episode is a must! New Opie & Carl episodes drop regularly.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Opie and Carl Ruiz on a laugh-out-loud road trip to Bristol, Connecticut for Carl's massive ESPN Fantasy Football chef gig! From nearly running out of gas while tailing Gloria (Carl's fiery assistant/chef) through rain and chaos, to nonstop banter about readers, Mac trucks, flat tires, and Cuban food adventures—this episode is pure unscripted comedy gold. Carl shares what it's really like inside the ESPN campus, wild stories with Tito Puente, Peter Luger cheeseburgers with Bill Durney, and his new crush. Plus Gloria joins for gas station gold, and the guys reflect on 20 years of radio friendship, self-sabotage, and single life freedom. If you love raw, chaotic buddy comedy, food talk, and real talk—hit play! New episodes drop regularly. Subscribe and turn on notifications.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Pre podcast episode from Opie's radio show The Moon, The Neighborhood Watch, and The Great "Fruit" Lie!​What happens when a specific culture takes over an entire town? They fixed Carl's candy machine.  We dive deep into the fascinating world of the Hasidics—turns out, you can learn a lot about a culture while you’re just trying to satisfy a sweet tooth.​Inside this episode:​The School District Scam: Carl exposes how a "rich" neighborhood can afford massive sports complexes but can’t figure out air conditioning or decent school lunches.​The Great Moon Plot: A look back at the time Russia and the USA actually considered nuking the moon. (Spoiler: We’re glad they didn't).​The Vegetable Manifesto: Opie has had enough. It’s time to stop calling obvious vegetables "fruit" just to satisfy a technicality.​Flat Earthers & Neighborhood Watches: Dealing with the "fringe" members of society, from people who think the world is a pancake to the heroes (or villains) of the local watch.​It’s comedy, it’s chaos, and it’s the only place you’ll hear about peanut-throwing incidents and school lunch corruption in the same hour. Hit play and get the real story.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie rolls up to Carl’s legendary Creepy Cabin in the mountains and immediately gets swarmed by the badass hounds. From there it’s non-stop: checking out Carl’s pro-level party layout (bedroom only for comfort, obviously), a frozen joint that won’t come out, moss-covered roof talk, and Carl’s wild story about his ladies-man dad and the Dominican tenant who kept the “rent tradition” alive.Also, the "Clean Kill": Why Carl decided to whistle and eat cotton candy while his marriage was imploding around him.​The Mercedes Incident: Returning from a trip only to find out his car had been used as a down payment for a wagon he didn't want.​The ESPN Road Trip: We prep for the drive to Bristol, Connecticut, with a mandatory pit stop at Pepe’s for the "best pizza in America."​It’s a masterclass in surviving chaos with a smile and a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle.​Support: Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Two grown men, one rainy drive, zero filter. Opie’s battling a fresh flat tire and screaming at Waze while Carl — freshly divorced and turning his creepy New Jersey cabin into Party Central — waits in the woods. What starts as a simple pickup becomes their most honest, hilarious, and surprisingly deep heart-to-heart yet. Carl reveals the exact moment he knew his marriage was a “ghost ship,” rips into fair-weather friends who ghosted him then crawled back for the parties, and blames Nickelback for making guys soft. Opie shares his own backstabbing war stories from radio and heartbreak. Expect hot-dog Fortnite dance plans, backyard dance lessons with bears nearby, and raw life lessons that’ll make you laugh and cringe. Raw. Funny. A little Gilmore Girls emotional (in the best dude way). This is the episode where Opie & Carl officially level up. New here? Subscribe — the cabin parties are just getting started.Comment: What’s your biggest fair-weather friend horror story?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Radar Online just dropped a juicy hit piece claiming Howard Stern is finally getting Opie fired in October — and the boys are ripping it to shreds in real time. Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small roast the shady “insiders,” lose their minds over a week-long broken Reese’s machine that exposes corporate laziness, swap insane old-radio war stories (bottle rockets out of a vagina, mustard-sprayed toothpick guy, the works), plus why today’s dudes can’t close at the bar. Pure unfiltered chaos, zero filter, maximum laughs — hit play right now and remember why Opie Radio still slaps harder than anything else on Sirius.Note: Only the first 40 minutes of this show was saved. For some reason the last 90 minutes was erased!  Trying to find the rest of this show 5/1/2017Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie & Carl christen their brand new Westwood One studio and immediately turn it into a chaotic penalty box. Tiny room, endless static (sorry Joey), producer booth envy, sage blessings, and stuffed animal plans — pure Opie & Carl energy. Robert gets praised as the ultimate wingman while Tim Sabian’s legendary tight pants nearly get everyone stabbed by gangsters. Opie recounts the Naked Cowboy run-in and the classic Sandy Kane guitar-smashing lawsuit. Carl tells a painfully douchy one-eye photo story, and Robert drops an all-time insane crazy ex tale involving planted drugs and cops. Raw, zero guests, old-school O&A vibes with tight pants talk and stories that go completely off the rails. If you love the boys being idiots in a new room, this one’s for you. Rate us 5 stars, leave a review, and grab merch at OpieRadio.com.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl hit the streets of Times Square for a full-blown walk-and-talk chaos episode! Opie tries to stroll back into the SiriusXM building like he never got fired, gets laughed at by security, and runs into an old coworker who’s still got a real job. From there it’s pure New York madness: Opie’s carrying shaman sage bundles and glitter “moon rocks” in a supermarket bag (Carl is dying), they harass a schizophrenic street guy, get wiped down by the Naked Cowboy himself, roast the topless painted-boob girls, expose the CD rappers scam, and debate why tourists only eat at Olive Garden and Carmines. Carl also recaps his sold-out Arizona “Lunch & Learn” cooking gig, the 10 he pulled, and why he’s now getting hit on by older ladies at meet-and-greets. Carl gets chest pains, threatens to neck-punch Opie, and questions every life choice that led to this moment. Classic Opie & Carl: zero plan, maximum degeneracy, and somehow still the funniest shit on the internet. Grab your sage, avoid the salad bar, and press play.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

*** pre podcast from Opie's radio show where he met Carl Ruz and became instant friends.Opie unleashes a barrage of his most unhinged, laugh-out-loud real-life tales—from bootlegging entire concerts with hidden tripods and hollowed-out wheelchairs, to freebasing roommates, ghetto race-war parties, and accidentally smoking out an entire house with burnt bacon. Joined by Chris Distefano, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small, this episode dives deep into wild college hustles, the kind of reckless 20s adventures that still shock today. Hit play for raw, irreverent storytelling that proves some legends are too crazy to make up—new listeners, buckle up for the ride.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl take the stage at Podcast Movement 2018 in Philadelphia for a packed panel on storytelling, podcasting, and the shift from terrestrial radio to the intimate world of podcasts.Joined by Westwood One’s Tim Sabian and storytelling expert Dr. Janice Presser, they break down:What makes a story actually land with listenersWhy passion and relatability beat everythingHow to get real, unguarded stories out of guests (even celebs)The biggest differences between radio and podcastingEditing tricks, preparation tips, and why podcasts create deeper fan connectionsPlus plenty of laughs as Carl talks about living in his creepy cabin, killing bugs, and Opie roasting A-list guests who show up with talking points.This is pure, unfiltered craft talk from two guys who’ve been doing it for decades — recorded live in front of a room full of podcasters. Drop a 5-star rating if you learned something! Subscribe and never miss an episode.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie ditches his Amtrak ticket and hops in Carl Ruiz’s tiny 1988 Volkswagen Fox for a chaotic road trip from Philly back to New York City.In this episode, the boys stop at a legendary 60-year-old charcoal steakhouse called The Pub in Camden, NJ, where they destroy massive filets and Carl works his Food Network magic on the waitress. Then it’s back on the road in the shaking, smoking, fart-filled Fox — complete with a loose steering wheel that honks, a Flying Pig hood ornament, and the car hitting “up to speed” at a terrifying 71 mph.Filled with non-stop laughs, wild stories (including Opie's old concert bootlegging days), Disney World planning, divorce papers on the dashboard, and pure Opie & Carl chaos — this is road trip podcasting at its finest.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Live from the 2018 Podcast Movement in Philadelphia, Opie and Carl brutally roast the fake-happy podcasters, lanyard culture, and participation trophy mindset surrounding them.Then they’re joined by Airplane Repo star Ken Cage, who delivers wild, no-filter stories about repossessing $8 million yachts in the Bahamas, getting shot at on the river, stealing back fighter jets, dodging shovel attacks, and the crazy life of a Billion Dollar Repo Man.Plus: Opie’s legendary one-armed bathtub horror story, why Philly is the new old-school New York, and Carl’s signature spite-filled wisdom.If you love raw, unfiltered conversation and insane real-life stories, this episode delivers.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

*** PRE Podcast episode from SirusXMNo one rants like the "Cuban Elvis." In this classic session, Carl Ruiz explains exactly why he "owns" the Beach Boys and why their sunshine-pop didn't stand a chance against his logic. Classic Carl at his funniest.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

What happens when the biggest names in wrestling podcasting meet the most disruptive chef in the world? Bruce Prichard and Conrad Thompson join Opie and Carl for legendary stories from the ring, the kitchen, and the road. A must-listen for wrestling and comedy fans alike.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

When the show goes off the rails, it stays off. Opie and Carl try to navigate a Philadelphia broadcast that descends into absolute hilarity as Tim loses his mind. This is peak unscripted comedy that you can't find in a studio.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

*** This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.It’s one of the most infamous moments in radio history. When a listener called in to complain, Opie and Carl didn't hold back. This is the raw, unfiltered story—and the aftermath—of the "F U Mary" heard 'round the world.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Pure Philly chaos. The legendary Jerry Blavat (The Geator with the Heater) interrupts the show to show Opie and Carl Ruiz how it’s done. A masterclass in old-school energy meeting the "Cuban Elvis" madness. This is street-level radio at its finest.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

What happens when the "Cuban Elvis" and Opie realize a corporate podcast convention is just a "bad SNL skit"? They bail. Join the duo as they ditch the suits and hit the Philly streets for roast pork at Reading Terminal, SEPTA hit-and-run stories, and the legend of the Amish Meth Boss. This is raw, unfiltered chaos at its finest.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.From the "Showtime" Thai prison fight documentary to the brutal reality of Manhattan rent, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive deep into why the Northeast is driving everyone insane. The duo rants about the death penalty, the secret to the perfect Fried Chicken Skin Sandwich, and why the "Southern Freedom" dream is real. This is a raw, pre-pod masterclass in Tri-State misery and "Cuban Elvis" logic.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when comedians invade a millionaire's paradise like Nantucket? Join Opie as he chats with hilarious guests Vic Henley, a veteran stand-up comic, and chef Carl Ruiz about shark encounters, celebrity run-ins like John Kerry's sweater fiasco, and pacing with Stephen Wright at the Comedy Festival. Dive into this irreverent episode for laughs on beaches, soccer rants, and island antics that’ll make your daily grind feel like a vacation—listen now and escape to the chaos!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl Ruiz roam Nantucket's windy cobblestone alleys, turning a simple walk into chaotic hilarity with awkward stranger confrontations, vintage Jeep ogling, and relentless ribbing. Highlights include Opie's relentless people-bothering, Opie's eagle sanctuary rants about unhappy hopping birds that "want to soar," and the infamous moment Carl catches Opie mid-pud-pulling while storytelling. Dive into this irreverent, no-holds-barred walk for raw laughs and unfiltered island absurdity—hit play and join the wandering madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

*** This is a pre podcast show where Carl came in a lot to do Opie's radio show at SiriusXM. Also on this episode comedians Rich Vos and Chris Distefano.They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food.The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), Isle of Man TT dangers, casino jackpot scams, body roasts, and Yankee game plans.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and the crew take the stage at the Nantucket Comedy Festival for an unscripted, no-holds-barred riot featuring wild stories of spite-fueled bar takeovers, insane watch heists fantasies, and stealth wealth spotting among the island's elite. Joined by Chef Carl Ruiz and comedians Vic Henley and Sherrod Small, they roast everything from $440K Rolexes and lightship baskets to Boston radio mayhem and offseason island life—pure irreverent hilarity with zero filter. Hit play for raw laughs, insider rich-people dirt, and the kind of chaotic fun that made Opie Radio legendary—subscribe now and join the madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Dive into an unannounced live podcast from Nantucket's Comedy Festival where Opie turns an empty theater into uproarious gold with Vic Henley, Chef Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small. From billionaire parties and strip club escapades to a teen's beer-fueled expulsion from Germany and spite-fueled rants on divorce and culinary disasters, the banter flows with irreverent wit and shocking twists. Tune in for non-stop laughs that capture the raw charm of comedy's underbelly—perfect for fans craving unfiltered hilarity.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when comedy legends hit Nantucket for a festival and unleash pure, unfiltered mayhem? Join Opie as he captures wild bar banter with chef Carl Ruiz and comedian Sherrod Small, from epic food philosophies and Cosby Cosmos shots to near-brawls, terry cloth shopping sprees, and a surprising cobblestone history lesson. Tune in for laughs that hit harder than the hangover—perfect for comedy fans craving raw, irreverent vibes that'll leave you booking your next island escape.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when a pack of irreverent comedians invades America's wealthiest island? Join Opie as he teams up with Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, Vic Henley, and a surprise Ron White for wild tales of bumpy flights, whaling museum myths, and bar-hopping banter that exposes Nantucket's sneaky rich vibes. Tune in for non-stop laughs that reveal the hilarious underbelly of luxury life—perfect for comedy fans craving unfiltered fun.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what really shattered the Opie & Anthony empire and sparked lifelong feuds? Join Opie at comedian Mike Bocchetti's quirky family home for raw tales of heart-stopping health scares, behind-the-scenes betrayals, and hilarious influences from legends like Sam Kinison. Tune in for unfiltered insights that reveal the brutal truths of showbiz survival and inspire you to chase your own dreams without the drama.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie calls Carl Ruiz who's already in Nantucket living the life of a boy toy!  Opie will be joining him in a couple days to podcast as part of the Nantucket Comedy Festival but first...Ever wondered what life looks like for a comedian who's survived a heart attack and still lives with his mom? Dive into this hilarious house tour with Mike Bocchetti, where Opie uncovers antique trains, dentures secrets, and family chaos—including a yappy Chihuahua and tales of drunken mishaps. Tune in for unfiltered laughs and surprising insights that prove comedy thrives in the most unexpected places.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Dive into the chaos as Vic Henley teams up with Opie and Carl to roast a massive, indulgent chocolate bar that Carl hauled in—only for Opie to unleash his signature ball-busting hilarity. From giant bombs and luxury cars to Caitlyn Jenner's bold transformation, this episode explodes with unfiltered banter that'll have you rethinking your snack choices and celebrity scandals. Get ready for non-stop laughs that blend irreverent wit with surprising insights into life's absurdities.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Picture this: Opie straight-up smashes Bernie Goetz's demo CD right in front of him on air, sparking a legendary meltdown that had everyone fearing for their lives—then fast-forward to a yacht adventure where the crew relives it all amid thunder, clams flying onto luxury towels, and Pearl Jam deep-dive obsessions. Joined by Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire, this episode delivers non-stop irreverent chaos, from bottled water scams to the most soul-crushing documentary ever. Jump aboard for the wild stories and laughs that make this unfiltered boat ride unforgettable—subscribe now for more epic madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Picture this: Carl finally scores with the summer crush in her sundress, goes full efficiency mode with an aggressive under-the-dress move, only to pull out eight fingers covered in... surprise toilet paper. Relive the cringeworthy hookup disaster that had everyone expecting romance but delivered barbarian-level chaos, plus rare Zima chugging, vintage watch flips worth millions, and savage roasts of gas-smelling Ferraris on a rocking boat with Opie, Carl Ruiz and Matt Farah. Jump in for raw, unhinged laughs and stories that'll make you grateful you're just listening.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

What if the "self-driving" tech everyone's hyping could actually get you killed—and the guy with a million YouTube subs knows exactly why? Join Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Smoking Tire legend Matt Farah on a wild yacht ride where they dismantle Tesla hype, swap insane high school car stories (Dodge Aspen guillotine doors included), and pay raw tribute to Patrice O'Neal's unmatched genius. OH! And Opie thought it was a good ide to fish on a yacht! This unfiltered, zero-BS episode is pure old-school radio madness on the water—hit play before the next wave (or fishing fail) hits!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when radio legend Opie meets car guru Matt Farah on a luxurious yacht for an unfiltered chat? Dive into hilarious tales of boating mishaps, celebrity helicopters, and upgrading from crappy podcast gear to pro-level banter, all while cruising the Long Island Sound. Tune in for raw laughs and insider stories that prove even icons fumble—perfect for fans craving irreverent fun and unexpected adventures.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Buckle up for pure unfiltered mayhem as Opie and Carl road-trip to Greenwich, roasting yacht culture, spilling coffee on "privileged" coffee shop kids, and butchering classic song lyrics before finally boarding Matt Farah's (The Smoking Tire) yacht for the ultimate hang. Expect savage ball-busting, awkward rich-town encounters, and the kind of raw, no-holds-barred comedy that made Opie a radio legend—now with cars, boats, and zero f*cks given. Jump in now if you crave real, irreverent laughs that hit harder than a Kennedy scandal!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

The second you hit play you’re getting hammered with non-stop laughs: Windmills chopping bald eagles in half while stoned, solar farms turning hawks into mid-air KFC, and Carl teaching you how to “seize the fat and lacquer the duck” between bird genocide jokes. Opie and Carl Ruiz with Vic Henley and Sherrod Small never let the comedy breathe for 52 straight minutes of pure, chaotic, old-school radio gold.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Carl Ruiz on a hilarious solo adventure from California as he ropes in beer expert Ben Perry to demystify pilsners—the crisp, underrated lagers from the Czech Republic that cleanse your palate like nothing else. From tasting classics like Mama's Little Yella Pils to debating German vs. Czech styles with irreverent banter about tattoos, Warriors gear, and passing out in urinals, discover why these low-ABV beers are perfect for boilermakers and foodies alike. Whether you're a craft beer snob or just love a refreshing sip, this episode reveals the surprising heritage and simplicity that make pilsners an everyday hero in a world of overcomplicated brews.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Carl just touched down from Miami after throwing the party of the century: his Grandma’s 90th birthday bash. What was supposed to be a classy, heartwarming family celebration quickly turned into a full-blown circus, and Carl has zero chill left when it comes to his relatives.Fresh off the plane and still smelling like Cuban cigars and regret, Carl unleashes an all-time rant, roasting every single family member who dared show their face including his bow tie wearing brother.No one is safe. Carl names names, spills tea hotter than South Beach asphalt, and delivers the most savage, unfiltered family takedown you’ll hear all year. If you’ve ever survived a dysfunctional family function, this episode will have you screaming “YUP” in your car.Hilarious, chaotic, and 100% real family drama – only on Opie and Cal. Buckle up.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Tears flow when Opie remembers burying his brother’s dog on a freezing night, then absolute chaos erupts as Carl tells the legendary story of his chocolate Lab Max hijacking a UPS truck and devouring dozens of packages while the driver begs for mercy. Vic Henley goes nuclear over Alabama white sauce betrayal, Sherrod drops Chinatown bus nightmares, and the boys prove why this crew still brings the most unhinged, heartfelt, laugh-till-you-cry comedy chaos on earth. Hit play and thank us later — you’ll never look at barbecue sauce or delivery drivers the same way again.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

One birthday dinner at Butter spirals into legendary chaos: Sherrod nearly fights a jealous husband while the wife sculpts his face in butter and begs for more, Nick Solaris terrorizes the kitchen sending back $300 steaks, Texas groupies light joints in their bras—and then Carl Ruiz breaks down crying over the chocolate Lab he lost in the divorce. Raw, hilarious, heartbreaking Opie Radio gold with Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, and Vic Henley. Hit play…you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, you might tear up.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie finally tells the full bat-shit story of the “healing” shaman his wife brought home after he got fired — tribal drums, Reiki, wooden jewelry, and a mystery Peruvian powder blown up both nostrils that lit his entire body on fire and had him vomiting like The Exorcist. Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small lose their minds laughing while roasting the hell out of him. Raw, unfiltered comedy gold from the first post-Sirius reunion of the whole crew — you’ll never look at yoga bros the same way again.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie finally lets Vic Henley near his building (but not inside — baby steps!). What follows is a classic NYC ramble through Central Park: insurance scams, family churches that dodge sales tax, topless 70-year-old sunbathers, dead-fish conspiracy theories, and a dive-bar soccer fan getting 86’d by an 80-year-old bartender named Poncho. They pick up Carl from a smoky bar fight, dodge the Dakota ghosts, and cliffhanger into Gebhards with Sherrod and Nick Salera for Larson Lager and Al Capone bourbon. Just another day in the Opie & Carl universe — no castles, just castle-like buildings and a whole lotta bullshit.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl hit the scorching NYC streets for a chaotic reunion mission: wrangle Vic Henley for the first post-firing O&A crew podcast at Gebhards. Along the way—hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya (mustard vs. sauerkraut wars), Matt Farah’s savage intro roasting Carl’s “Silicon Valley nerds bang dimes” delusion, Carl’s Food-Network-fueled first-date explosion (“like putting a monkey in a bathroom with a shotgun”), pregnant-fetish confessions, tattoo no-go zones, papaya-drink sabotage, and near-brawls with soup-wielding OGs. Zero filter, 100 % unhinged summer vibes.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie confesses his sexy-older-therapist obsession while Carl brags about 57-year-old sugar-mama convertible hookups. The duo unpack introvert struggles, mentally-ill moms, disowning family for sanity, and the wedding where the bride demanded divorce on the big day. From HR betrayals to Navy SEAL pranks, they spill raw, unfiltered life—complete with sidewalk smokes, hill-climbing rants, and a recorder that dies right when the therapy session gets real. Real talk, zero filter, battery life sold separately.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Opie and Carl Ruiz for a wild ride through New York City in this hilarious and heartfelt episode of the Opie Radio podcast! Recorded on a humid summer day by the Hudson River, the duo dives into everything from overreacting to high school kids, dodging rogue cyclists, and debating global warming with a side of nerd-bashing. Carl shares a raw story about closing his beloved restaurant, Marie, while Opie opens up about the unjust SiriusXM firing and the real drama behind the Opie and Anthony breakup. From barking dogs to Sully’s miracle landing, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and unfiltered takes on life, radio, and karma. Grab a beer and tune in for a classic Opie and Carl hang!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

In this raucous episode of the Opie and Carl podcast, the guys wrap up their epic hang at the Big Apple Barbecue with Carl's hillbilly crew. From Nick Solaris' loudmouth critiques to the Fox Brothers' smoked baloney mastery, the episode is packed with Southern charm, bourbon-fueled chaos, and barbecue wisdom. Sam Jones and Pat Martin bring whole hog expertise and karaoke heartbreak, while Billy Durney nurses his wounds over stolen trucks and pineapple-juiced Adidas. Expect CB radio tales, redneck ghost stories, and a whole lot of ratchet jawing in this smokin’ good time!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Opie and Carl as they dive headfirst into the smoky, bourbon-fueled chaos of the Big Apple BBQ with Carl's hillbilly crew! From catastrophic podcast equipment fails to late-night steak tartare at a French diner, this episode is packed with Southern charm, gut-busting stories, and a whole lot of "kissing the bottle." Meet the Ubon’s gang, hear Gary’s legendary tales (including a horse-buying fiasco and a schnauzer joke that’ll leave you in stitches), and learn about Operation Barbecue Relief’s mission to feed disaster-stricken communities. Expect fried chicken, Bloody Mary oyster shooters, and a blues song that’ll have you howling. Grab a bourbon, dodge the alligators, and tune in for a rowdy good time! Leave a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and snag some merch at opieradio.com.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Opie and Carl for a raucous, rib-smacking episode recorded live at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party in New York City! The duo dives into the heart of Southern barbecue culture with the legendary Ubon’s crew from Yazoo City, Mississippi. From hilarious mix-ups (Opie as Ellen DeGeneres?!) to tales of fried chicken that’ll “change your life,” and a side of roadkill rumors, this episode is packed with laughter, soulful BBQ stories, and Southern hospitality. Meet pit masters, hear about Terence’s life-altering fried chicken, and get a taste of the camaraderie that makes this festival a must. Plus, a few technical hiccups can’t stop the party—thank God for smartphones! Tune in for a wild ride with real people, real food, and real fun.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Buckle up for an epic episode of the Opie and Carl Podcast as they sit down with world traveler Lee Abbamonte, who’s been to every country, from the icy extremes of the North and South Poles to the chaotic streets of North Korea. Hear jaw-dropping tales of flying on a Belarusian military plane with Prince Harry, dodging scams in Nigeria, and golfing in Afghanistan under armed guard. The conversation takes hilarious detours into Wet Willies, diamond-swapping scandals, and the best pizza in America. From royal run-ins to rat-infested restaurants, this episode is a wild, unfiltered journey across the globe, with a side of political rants and hot chick hot spots. Follow Lee at leeabbamonte.com and grab your Opie and Carl merch at opradio.com. Rate, review, and share the madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.