Fallen Cumrade!

These chicks clappin', and they AIN'T usin' hands! This week the girls are solo once again, but still hot and ready to discuss Shrek 4-D, Princess Nokia's Freudian youth pastor song, how Rihanna's bangs kept her from having stans, and the Freakum Dress Paradox. Then, as American dicks remain at half-mast for the ousting of Bernie staffer and beloved Twitter gay Ben Mora, they ponder what it might mean for the liberal consensus on identity politics and morality to continue unenCUMbered. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.