Fantastic Four Reviewed: Retro Hope Meets Today’s Reality

What Movie Should We Do Next?Three hosts get high, sip whiskey, and sort out why a stylish, 60s-set Fantastic Four feels both gorgeous and strangely soft. We rate the acting, roast the CGI baby, praise Galactus and Silver Surfer, and debate whether retrofuturism is a comforting lie or a clever setup for future conflict.• 60s-set retrofuturism as aesthetic and thesis• Galactus and Silver Surfer visuals landing with weight• Performances: Kirby shines, Pascal contained, Reed underused• Score motif memorable but overplayed• Desire for inventive “team powers” problem-solving• Comparison with Superman’s hopeful grit vs naïve optimism• All art as propaganda; family and compliance messaging• Hopes for X‑Men to introduce social friction and stakes• Final ratings and rewatchability judgments• Teasers for Dolby screenings, Tron and Avatar trailers“Go see this movie. See it in Dolby. It fucking rocked me in Dolby.”Support the show