Fantasy Football Ferocity Week 16!

After a bodacious Week 15 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy emanate through the casserole of NFL football games in week 16. Week 15 in the NFL Shitty Bowl week in college COVID finally wins week in America And penultimate week in fantasy football America's Team The Cleveland Browns Drowned in a Great Lake of Covid As Ohio succumbed to Omicron Making way for Nick Mullins And a thrown-together OLine Despite that And cold temperatures They absolutely, positively should have Pulled out a victory Against whatever is left Of the Las Vegas Raiders So its pretty much over for the Browns And a long offseason of QB questioning is nigh Meanwhile in the AFC North The distance between 1st and 4th Was microscopic Because The Yinzers are too dumb to give up And the Kentucky Bengals Are just...meh Week 15 stretched all the way From Thursday night To Tuesday night The circumstances behind it sucked But doubleheaders on Monday and Tuesday Was kinda sweet. What the hell got into the Lions? Or, more importantly, What the hell got into the Cardinals? And what the hell got into the Dolphins? They haven't lost since Halloween! If they make the playoffs I'm buying a Duke Johnson jersey And thank you John Harbaugh For blowing two games this year By going for two to win the game And failing. Ha! If that's analytics, You can take your calculator and stick it! Binge unhinged on our 500+ episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks