Farmington Cards, Business Cards & The "Don't You Know Who I Am" Card

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest schools you straight from the round building as she discusses her old semi-alma mater, shares her odd joy over our new business cards & embarassingly-yet-charmingly talk about the time she threatened a cop with a t-shirt. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I'd let her threaten me with a good time. -Producer Phil "Fit To Be Tied Up And Spanked" Lawrence