Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands

In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast.This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness: •Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it. •Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos. •Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions. •The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath. •Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you.Vote on your favorite to decide next week’s Feature Film!📲 Instagram, Spotify, YouTube comments—or send us a letter with a photo of you holding a beer. Shirt on, please.Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:27 - Recap: You Vs You09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell