Beer Me That Movie

THE BALLOT BOX IS OPEN, THE PIT IS HUNGRY, AND THE ALGORITHM DEMANDS A CHOICE.Before we unleash five pristine, highly explosive narrative frameworks upon your ears—and before you judge the fact that Jon is currently eating cold, leftover cocktail shrimp out of a Tupperware container—we have a vital public service announcement: We have no corporate overlords. We are fueled strictly by your uncoerced generosity, the lingering scent of damp cardboard, and external validation. Head over to beermethatmovie.com to lock in your votes and help us prove to our families that this isn't just an elaborate, multi-year cry for help!But first, we toast last week’s recursive masterpiece, Double Jacked, with the Beer of the Week: New Belgium's limited-time re-release of their classic Fat Tire recipe.Four of these beautiful brews will make the cut for the next round, but only ONE will be strapped to the rocket ship of destiny to become our monumentally chaotic 46th Feature Film!THE FAST FIVE LINEUPBeer #1: Road to Nowhere – A rolling stone man crosses paths with a woman who owns a deeply haunted orphanage.Beer #2: Four More Fools – The leader of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse is hunting for fresh talent, and Jon is interviewing for the gig.Beer #3: Copy That – Bob the Sheriff tries to maintain law and order in a town plagued by a highly nefarious, shape-shifting mimic.Beer #4: Blacksmiths of Olympus – The ancient blacksmiths of Olympus have pivoted to the tech sector. Now, they have to scout a modern human capable of ascending to godhood to save the planet.Beer #5: Track 10 – A vinyl enthusiast uncovers a hidden track on an old record that spins him right into an obsessive, world-altering quest.Drop the remote, stop arguing with strangers on the internet, and pay attention. Production fires up at dawn tomorrow—go vote!Peace, punch, and...00:00 - Intro02:40 - Recap: Double Jack10:34 - BOTW: Fat Tire16:32 - Beer #1: Road to Nowhere27:30 - Beer #2: Four More Fools33:02 - Beer #3: Copy That40:53 - Beer #4: Blacksmiths of Olympus49:07 - Beer #5: Track 1054:29 - Decision Time

Grab a cold one (or a warm gallon of whole milk, if you're Jono), because on this special National Long Island Ice Tea Day edition of Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison are breaking down the script for the ultimate gravity-defying, heist-of-the-century block-blaster: DOUBLE JACKED.When London’s Anti-Gravity Cores go offline, the financial district goes floating, double-decker buses become kites, and a legendary phantom thief starts double-crossing the robbers while aggressively maintaining upside-down eye contact.From the hyper-pressurized chaos of the Zero-G Bidet to a luxury Ferrari driving vertically down the face of a crumbling Shard skyscraper, this episode is packed with high-velocity thrust, unmatched torque, and a shocking crossover that bridges the gap straight to the Gabagool Timeline.Pour yourself a drink, check your center of mass, and hit that subscribe button!#BeerMeThatMovie #DoubleJacked #ZeroGravity #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #SciFiHeist #GabagoolTimeline #PodcastEpisode00:00:00 - Start00:03:01 - Check Out Our Website00:04:07 - Act 1: The Weightless Target00:32:20 - Act 2: The Three-Way Friction00:59:07 - Act 3: The Triple Jack Showcase01:20:50 - Epilogue: The Transatlantic Signal

Welcome to Fast Five #43!Before we jump into the digital beer swamp, we take a look in the rearview mirror to recap last week's triumphant feature film from last week - "All This From a Slice of Gabagool" which is a sequel to Feature #9 "The Hustle Is Weird"With the tank full, we shift into high gear and dive straight into the live Untappd feed to bring you this week's Fast Five lineup:Cave: A dark, mythical quest where a desperate witch tries to enter a forbidden cave that promises eternal life—if she can survive whatever ancient evil is guarding it.Super Ripe: A man stumbles upon a mysterious tree bearing strange, super-ripe fruit that makes him grow younger with every bite. But he quickly learns that reverse-aging comes with a terrifying cost.Double Jack: A fast-paced, high-stakes heist thriller about an elite, specialized robber whose only targets are other, much more dangerous robbers.Wizardry: A young boy unexpectedly gains immense magical powers. Now he has to decide: will he use them for good, or let the dark temptations of wizardry take over his life?Searching for the Stone: A frantic romantic comedy where a man spontaneously gets engaged to a girl he barely knows, sending him on a chaotic, globe-trotting mission "searching for the stone" to make it official before she realizes what's happening.This leaves the remaining four contenders completely in your hands! You have roughly 24 hours to influence next Wednesday's full-length feature film direction. Head directly to our Instagram, Spotify poll, or YouTube comments right now and cast your vote. Don't mess this up!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! (And as a quick reminder, we don't stop the show to sell you mushroom coffee, sketchy VPNs, or artisanal beard oil made from Viking tears.) Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!00:00 - Start02:13 - Recap: All This From A Slice Of Gabagool13:30 - BOTW: Bright - Burial20:09 - Beer #1 - Cave27:04 - Beer #2 - Super Ripe34:23 - Beer #3 - Double Jack41:02 - Beer #4 - Wizardry47:30 - Beer #5 - Searching For The Stone54:44 - Decision Time!

In a world where a Cleveland sandwich shop is the frontline defense against the underworld, one man must choose between his legacy on the baseball diamond and his shift at the deli. Welcome to the highly anticipated official sequel to The Hustle Is Weird!Josh is a rising Minor League baseball star who just tied the home run record. He returns home to Mentor, Ohio for the All-Star break, eagerly anticipating a relaxing week filled with Paulie's famous sandwiches . But instead of a triumphant homecoming, Josh finds a muted, quiet town that has been mysteriously drained of all its joy, passion, and flavor. The culprit is their old demonic nemesis, Juliano, who is siphoning the town's energy using cursed jars of "Pre-Minced Garlic" distributed by a sinister front company called 666 Meat, Cheese, and More.To stop the demonic apocalypse from fully consuming the town, Josh and Paulie must reunite the four rival Italian deli families using the "Imperial Gabagool"—a sacred, well-aged hunk of cured meat that invokes a powerful Smoked Meat Pact. Armed with holy baseball bats, garlic ropes, and pockets full of passionately delicious gabagool, the deli gang must crash the Mid-Season Minor League All-Star Dinner to save the baseball players—and the world—from becoming Juliano's new demon army.🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00:00 - Start00:04:18 - Ad Break (Sort Of)00:05:41 - Act 1: wHELLcome Home00:34:09 - Act 2: The Pre-Minced Madness00:47:31 - Act 3: The Family Reunion….01:16:50 - Epilogue: The New Grind

Welcome to Fast Five #42! Have you ever thought about how bad VHS tracking actually made movies better.Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's feature film, True Love. After our recap, Jon unearths a deeply traumatic childhood memory: the 90s Lunchables "Ham Shield"With Harrison's 1954 Coupe Chrysler MeatWagon in full neutral drop, we grind the metal rims down to sparks and jump into this week's Fast Five lineupEstate Sale: A couple buys an off-the-grid house and gets invited to a creepy local estate sale... only to discover they are selling humans, and the horrifying twist is that the humans want to be soldCreature of my dreams: A man goes to sleep and has normal dreams, but slowly realizes his dreams are bleeding into reality. It might seem great at first, but soon he has to figure out how to stop itAll this from a slice of gabagoool: The highly anticipated sequel to The Hustle is Real! A guy takes a job at an Italian deli with a side hustle moving rolled-up carpets... but the carpets actually have demons rolled up inside themBloom: A man visits his hometown during the annual "blooming season" only to realize that the residents are terrifyingly enthralled by the local flowersGoing Up: After a brutal performance review in Hell, a condemned soul gets a rare second chance to return to EarthHead over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch in the poll! 👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, and GIMME YA HAMSTER POOP00:00 - Intro01:45 - Recap: True Love11:59 - Beer Of The Week14:38 - Ad Break: Sort Of17:19 - Beer #1: Estate Sale24:04 - Beer #2: Creatures of My Dreams29:56 - Beer #3: All This From a Slice of Gabagool33:36 - Beer #4: Bloom39:51 - Beer #5: Going Up46:59 - Decision Time

The robots mapped his brain. They predicted his future. But they forgot one crucial piece of the puzzle: You can’t knock down a man with nothing to lose and a pocket full of room-temperature deli meat.This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jonathan and Harrison are diving headfirst into the wildest, most chaotic Bastille Day premiere of the century: TRUE LOVE.It starts as a high-stakes sci-fi thriller about a surveillance state run by algorithmic "Beta-Orbs" and dystopian "Chrome Dommes"—but it quickly devolves into a 1960s underground hedonistic rebellion, a biological EMP triggered exclusively by the vocal frequencies of Chumbawamba’s 1997 classic Tubthumping, and an epilogue twist involving Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 that is frankly too gross and unimaginable for a family-friendly description box.Grab a cold lager (or a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a cider drink...), throw some butter on a thick slab of ham, and sync up with us as we break down Act 1 through Act 3 of this unforgettable cinematic ride. Will Nathan save the surface world, or will he just rule a throne of server racks with the Glitch-Witch? Find out inside!JOIN THE VAULT:Want to choose what we watch, review, and drink next? Head over to The Vault database on our website to submit your favorite films and vote on upcoming episodes! www.beermethatmovie.com00:00:00 - Intro00:03:13 - BMTM Updates00:05:26 - Act 1: The 404-ever00:29:17 - Act 2: The Cave vs. The Cloud00:57:23 - Act 3: The Robot Elbow Apocalypse01:10:03 - Epilogue: The Bitter Aftertaste

Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's feature film, It's a Whole Thing. We officially tore the lid off the wellness industry and exposed the dark underbelly of the "Big Bean" legume industrial complex. We also threw in a fun epilogue dusting off Victor Lancaster, revealing whether or not he actually got exploded by the Noble Stomach.After a quick detour fueled by the pure childhood nostalgia of blowing into dusty 8-bit Nintendo cartridges just to get Double Dragon to work, we fire up the Untappd feed to bring you this week's Fast Five lineup:The Pursuit (Breakside & Alma Madera Brewing): Set in a crime-ridden future, a guy with a meaningless job finds a flashy, Elton John-style sequined suit hidden in a pizza delivery bag. Instead of using its super speed and strength to fight crime, he uses it to dominate the gig economy and starts a tech company called "ChatBHB"Free Lunch (BlackStack Brewing): A Quentin Tarantino-style action flick where four kids at a local diner steal a half-eaten fried chicken sandwich. Unfortunately for them, it belonged to the unkillable mob boss "El Duderino," who will stop at nothing to hunt them downUltrafine (Burial Beer Co.): An eerie thriller where an Avon-style Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) company sells a miraculous beauty cream. The terrifying twist? The cream carries a deadly curse, and the only way to free yourself is to recruit your friends and family into your downline. It's not capitalism—it's curse distributionCottage (Tall Oaks Farm and Brewery): A couple heads out for a romantic weekend to a serene, White Lotus-style bed and breakfast in the woods. As the sweet caretaker brings them fresh cakes and sherry, they notice the paintings on the walls look exactly like past guests. The horrifying truth? The cottage itself is an ancient, shape-shifting monster luring people in to eat them and pay off its credit card debtsTrue Love (Martin House Brewing): Set in a dystopian future where robots and AI companies arrange all marriages on your 18th birthday. No more Tinder, no more hoping—just your government-assigned soulmateAs always, only four survive. Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch in the poll! Do you want a Tarantino sandwich chase? A cursed beauty MLM? The choice is yours.Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, and Gimme Your Free Lunch!00:00 - Intro01:40 - Recap: It’s A Whole Thing12:36 - BOTW: Something Cold19:46 - Beer #1: The Pursuit28:00 - Beer #2: Free Lunch33:59 - Beer #3: UltraFine40:16 - Beer #4: Cottage47:08 - Beer #5: True Love56:12 - Decision Time!

In an alternate 2026 where marriage is outlawed, meat is banned, and society relies entirely on canned beans for protein, what happens when you discover that the internet's biggest wellness trend is actually a toxic global conspiracy?Meet Kat, a lonely government software engineer who spends her days curating her backyard carrot sanctuary and religiously following the minimalist, dirt-eating lifestyle of mega-influencer Hope "Wholeness" Higgins. But when Hope mysteriously vanishes after posting a forbidden video declaring she's found a "soulmate," Kat hacks into the mainframe to track her down. She discovers Hope is being held captive by The Council of Nibbage (an anagram for Big Bean), a shadowy legume lobby led by a power-suit-wearing Marisa Tomei.Big Bean has been lacing influencer-promoted soil and water with lead and sedatives to keep the population isolated, tired, and completely dependent on their canned slop. It’s a high-stakes, hilarious thriller where Kat and Hope must team up to reverse the poisoned water supply, take down Big Bean's corporate summit, and prove that true "wholeness" isn't about gardening alone in a yurt—it's about community.This Week’s Feature:Beer: It's a Whole ThingBrewery: Original Pattern Brewing🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00:00 - Intro00:03:13 - Act 1: The Carrot Queen00:30:10 - Act 2: The Garden of Deception00:46:37 - Act 3: Putting the Pieces Together01:02:51 - Epilogue

Welcome to Fast Five #40! It takes 40 weeks for a human fetus to fully develop, yet here we are, 78 total episodes into Beer Me That Movie, still operating at the mental level of a damp sponge. But as Jon's youth pastor used to say, "it’s better to be damp than dry!"Before we dive into the Untappd trenches, we take a trip back in time to recap last week's feature film, Freelance. We successfully invented a brand new movie genre—the "Rom-Com-Shun" (Rom-Com Action)—and basically turned the episode into a Marisa Tomei tribute cast. We navigated the difficult dating life of an assassin, got stuck in a washing machine in high heels, and drank mezcal out of a wine glass.We fuel up with our Beer of the Week: the legendary Tropicália from Creature Comforts Brewing Co. This 6.6% balanced, soft, and juicy IPA washes over the palate with passion fruit and citrus. It's an absolute classic—so good that even Thor drinks it in the Marvel movies!-Chant (Burial Beer Co): High school cheerleaders find an ancient spell book in the woods and incorporate the cursed chants into their Friday night routines. Soon, the whole town is mind-controlled, and the only hope to save them are the school's deaf kids and Victor, a Brazilian exchange student who doesn't understand English.-It's a Whole Thing (Original Pattern Brewing): A massive conspiracy thriller where a wellness influencer tries to expose the dark, controlling lobby of "Big Bean." When she mysteriously disappears, her biggest fan has to put the pieces together to make the story "whole."-Ramdom (Chroma): A terrifying sci-fi where the "perfect" arcade game sucks your consciousness into an AI Narnia and replaces you in the real world with an optimized AI clone. The only way to escape the game? Defeating the final boss—a German dominatrix.-How Far to Mars? (Flying Machine Brewing Company): The first-ever space road trip movie! A miserable dad packs his family into a space-Winnebago for an excruciatingly long trip to "Seven Flags" on Mars, secretly wishing he could just take his helmet off and end it all.-Revive (Batch Brewing Company): A tech startup offers a $50,000/month "AI service" to talk to your dead loved ones. The terrifying twist? It's actually necromancy, and the "AI" is pulling demonic souls straight from Hell to convince you to do their evil bidding.As always, only four survive. We officially sent one of these floating into the Vault to wait for another day, leaving the remaining four pitches up to you. Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite in the poll!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: @BeerMeThatMovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, and give me your whole thing!00:00 - Intro02:43 - Recap: Freelance11:47 - BOTW: Tropicalia15:10 - Thanks to our sponsor… you!17:12 - Beer #1: Chant24:37 - Beer #2 It’s a Whole Thing32:52 - Beer #3 Ramdom39:17 - Beer #4 How Far to Mars45:39 - Beer #5 Revive

Logline: A failing hitman on a metric-boosting "Pro-Bono" contract falls for his target and must use his bumbling skills to fight off an AI-driven "Optimizer" assassin before the IRS—or a ninja—kills his vibe. Imagine your "Uber-for-Assassins" rating is so low you’re essentially the digital equivalent of a lukewarm ham sandwich. To save your SEO (and your life), you have to take a "Pro-Bono" hit on a target who turns out to be an ageless, Mezcal-drinking Marisa Tomei. This is FREELANCE. Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where we take ridiculous beer names and turn them into Blockbuster movie ideas! Today we’re diving into the blood-soaked, gig-economy underbelly of contract killing. Our 41st Feature Film follows Brian, a hitman with a 1.2-star rating, a "World's Best Dad" tote bag, and a 5-star heart. A few questions we’re going to -try- and answer in this feature film are:How many "Participation Trophies" does it take to become a 1-star assassin? Can you stop a Tier-1 Russian Spetsnaz killer with a salad fork while your date complains about balsamic vinaigrette? Is "Whale Bone Cocaine" actually a self-snort lobotomy?Follow the Madness:Website: beermethatmovie.com (Visit the Vault!) Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Instagram/TikTok: @beermethatmovie 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:37 - Act 1: 1099’s and 1-Star Reviews00:31:19 - Act 2: The Stepmom Snag00:49:17 - Act 3: A Very Secret Bodyguard01:05:07 - Epilogue

Ladies, gentlemen, clones, and interdimensional Sexy Nuns—welcome to Fast Five #39! We are back to doing what we do best, even though Harrison STILL owes a dangerous amount of money to bill-collecting apes.Before we jump into the Untappd feed, we take a look in the rearview mirror at last week's triumphant Feature Film, Baby Ghost. We recap the interdimensional romance between a starving NYC artist and a 127-year-old Ellis Island ghost. We discuss the made-up science of procreating across dimensions and raising a half-ghost toddler who can walk through walls to become a master jewel thief. Jon is still trying to figure out if he's ever banged a ghost, and Harrison is going to need a lot of therapy (or a very strong beer) to wash that movie out of his memory.Tonight’s liquid inspiration is Floyds Deluxe from 3 Floyds Brewing, a clean, refreshing, and "gulp-able" 4.5% American Lager brewed with Indiana corn gritsWith the tank full, we shift into neutral and dive right into this week's Fast Five lineup:Fistful of GummiesScrimshawMeet Your ShadowZombie IceFreelance👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.comFollow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovieFind us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!

In a world full of terrifying hauntings, demons, and poltergeists, what happens when the spirit in your apartment just wants to see you succeed?Meet Jim, a struggling, starving artist living in a New York City apartment. He's out of ideas and out of luck, until he realizes his "roommate" is actually a beautiful ghost from the Ellis Island era who tragically died before she could get married. Instead of haunting him, she begins to motivate and encourage him, and they soon fall into an epic interdimensional romance.Defying the rules of life, death, and biology with a whole lot of "made-up science", they do the impossible: they create a baby ghost! Now, Jim and his ghost bride must navigate raising an ethereal toddler who can shuffle between the mortal coil and the beyond, phasing through walls to become the ultimate jewel thief. She waited 127 years for true love, proving once and for all that Love Never Dies.This Week’s Feature:Beer: Baby GhostBrewery: Wills🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00:00 - Start00:02:20 - A Few Questions…00:03:18 - Act 1: The Haunted Canvas00:33:48 - Act 2: Love Never Dies00:54:13 - Act 3: The Birth of a Jewel Thief01:11:32 - The Epilogue

Mark your calendars, Shed Family, because a modern miracle has occurred: we are recording two weeks in a row without mysteriously vanishing into the ether! The Honda Hatchback is fully gassed up, the mics are hot, and the Cone Goblins haven't eaten our hard drives.Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's triumphant feature film, Shepherd Warrior. We finally tackled the highly anticipated origin story of our holiest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun (now officially named Alexandra)Powered by our Beer of the Week, "Frank the Dank" from Lenny Boy Brewing (a West Coast IPA featuring Old School's Frank the Tank with a dart in his neck), we jump into this week's Fast Five lineup:Rolling Sevens (Zuul Beer Company): When Paul inherits a failing lawnmower tire factory, he tries to save the business by making tiny tires ("sevens") cool for luxury cars. His master plan? Pitching Shaq on a 20-wheel Bugatti that drives like a tank and can roll over thumbtacks... or peopleIn the Steep (Outer Range Brewing): A sci-fi prison break set on a penal colony at the edge of the atmosphere. The inmates invent a super-nutrient space potato, hollow it out, and ride it through the atmosphere back to Earth like a starchy spaceshipBaby Ghost (Wills): An interdimensional love story where a struggling artist falls in love with his ghost roommate. They procreate, birthing a baby ghost that phases through walls. Naturally, they train the infant to be a master jewel thiefFreedom in a Cage (Tactical Brewing): Set in a dystopian world of pure anarchy secretly ruled by Nicolas Cage, a man named Juliano tries to build a safe commune with rules, only to realize he hasn't created freedom—he's just built a slightly larger cageHot Dog (Explorium): Satan's personal pet escapes Hell for a weekend on Earth. Realizing humans are pretty nice, the Devil's Dog goes rogue, preventing people from making bad decisions and absolutely ruining Satan’s Q4 quota for damned souls👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MoviePeace, Punch, Gimme Your Frank the Dank!

He brought the gospel of peace. She brought a tactical shepherd's crook. Two thousand years ago, under the exact same star in Nazareth, humanity received a savior... and an enforcer.Meet the unknown half-sister of Jesus. Born in a pre-paid manger just three blocks down to Joseph's "side piece," she wasn't destined to be a carpenter or a leader of men. While her brother was preaching, she was the "adjudicator of men," acting as a secret mafioso who cornered the wine market and protected her flock by punching Romans in the face. When the heat gets too intense, she adopts a radical disguise, transforming into the universe's ultimate protector and history's most famous immortal badass: the interdimensional Sexy Nun.It's an epic, blood-soaked origin story featuring holy vengeance, immaculate combat, a time-traveler from Loggerstan, and Marisa Tomei giving birth next to a cow and a pig.This Week’s Feature:Beer: Shepherd WarriorBrewery: Five Stones Artisan BreweryConnect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00 - Intro02:17 - Act 1: The Other Manger30:58 - Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men46:43 - Act 3: The Origin of the Sexy Nun58:04 - Epilogue Notes

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie for Fast Five #37... again. If you're staring at your podcast app feeling a heavy dose of déjà vu, don't worry—we originally recorded this, but the real world attacked us, the feature film was lost to the ether, and we decided to wipe the slate clean and start over. Today, we are back in the Untappd trenches with five brand new beers and five brand new movie pitches.First, we take a trip back in time to recap last week's fan-voted Vault Feature, Juice Above the Clouds, we dive deep into the expanding "Beer Me That Movie" universe, celebrating the return of the Loggerstani Air Pirates, the Sexy Nun saving the day, and the Nugget Nectar-fueled birth of little chicken John Cena.Then, we fire up Untappd and jump into this week's Fast Five lineup:• A Good Match (Second Ship Brewing): Set 20 years in a dystopian future where women are burned at the stake if they aren't married by 25, a secret underground network of "Good Matchers" risks everything to save them.• Sassy Pony (Gigantic Brewing Company): When a wealthy grand uncle leaves his millions to his pony, a down-on-his-luck caretaker takes the job—only to be thrust into a wacky whodunit murder mystery when the pony turns up dead.• Gravity Plan: The earth is scientifically guaranteed to lose gravity for exactly seven seconds, providing the perfect window for a crew of thieves to pull off the ultimate diamond heist.• Shepherd Warrior (Five Stones Artisan Brewery): The highly anticipated origin story of the BMTM universe's greatest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun, born in a manger as a Valkyrie warrior.• Moo at the Moon (Hopfly): A dark conspiracy in Loggerstan where the sun never sets, forcing farmers to work 24-hour shifts while waiting for a mythical blue cow to save them.As always, only four survive. We officially drowned Sassy Pony in the bathtub, leaving the remaining four pitches up to you. Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch. Don't screw this up—it's democracy, but with beer!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Take a look at our Friends Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@WishYouWereBeerShowUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Moo at the moon!00:00 - Intro01:48 - Recap: Juice Above The Clouds10:15 - BOTW: Sierra Nevada Citra Little Thing12:10 - Sponsorship Break?14:07 - Beer #1: A Good Match19:51 - Beer #2: Sassy Pony25:03 - Beer #3: Gravity Plan31:28 - Bonus Beer! From The Wish You Were Beer Show Podcast31:59 - Beer #4: Shepherd Warrior38:41 - Beer #5: Moo At The Moon44:22 - Pick Our Next Movie

In a world where the only thing tighter than an airplane bathroom is a wrestler's spandex, one man must choose between his legacy and his future.When washed-up wrestling legend Rhett "The Wrestler" Harrison boards a red-eye flight to Louisville to finally kick "the juice" and reunite with his estranged daughter, he doesn’t expect his plane to be hijacked by the notorious Lagerstani Air Pirates. But when brute force is the only way to save the passengers, Rhett must break his new steroid-free streak, dive deep into the plane's septic tank for his lost needle, and form an unexpected tag team with a mysterious, split-kicking sexy nun to suplex terrorists at 30,000 feet.It's an action-packed, high-altitude fever dream full of tray-table warfare, blue poop, experimental "Nugget Nectar," and the ultimate "Fanny Pack Heart Attack".This Week’s Feature:• Beer: Juice Above the Clouds• Brewery: Altamont Beer Works🎧 Connect With Us:• Website: beermethatmovie.com• Instagram: @beermethatmovie• Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie• Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!Timestamps:• 00:00 - Intro & Cold Opener• 02:43 - The Vault & Listener Reminder• 04:56 - Act 1: The Last Flight Home• 23:34 - Act 2: Diarrhea Diving & The Transformation• 42:48 - Act 3: High-Altitude Heartstrings• 57:49 - Epilogue: The Post-Credit Egg Scene• 01:00:06 - Outro & Thanks#JuiceAboveTheClouds #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm37 #RhettTheWrestler #ActionComedy #AirplaneAction #NuggetNectar #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast that took a five-month hiatus and came back with zero answers and the exact same premise.If you’ve been wondering where we’ve been—fair question. Did we get eaten by a Cone Goblin? Did diabetes finally win? Did we quietly cancel the show like a mediocre Netflix original?In this special "recalibrating" episode, Jon and Harrison sit down in the shed to have an honest conversation about the 5-month gap. Life got heavy, survival mode kicked in, and the podcast had to hit pause so Jon could handle some real-life family stuff and focus on mental health. We talk about the burnout, the dread of the daily grind, and why taking a break was the only way to save the show from becoming a forced, creativity-lacking dumpster fire.But more importantly, we talk about why we came back. We missed the laughs, we missed the community, and we missed making up ridiculous movies with all of you.So, what changes going forward? Less perfection, more fun. We are officially retiring the 4K color-grading and the stressful, rigid plot-point checklists. Going forward, the mission is simple: Jon and Harrison drink a beer, tell a fun story, and try to make you laugh on your drive home. Everything else is just cream cheese.Next week, we are returning to form with our first-ever FEATURE FROM THE VAULT! Head over to beermethatmovie.com right now to cast your vote. Will it be Juice Above the Clouds, Mom Jeans, or Vampirate? You decide!Grab a beer, pull up a stool, and welcome back to the shed.🍻 Beer of the Episode: Sierra Nevada Celebration (Fresh Hop IPA - 6.8% ABV)0:00 - Intro: We Didn't Die 0:48 - The "Recap" & Cracking Open a Celebration 6:09 - So... What Happened? (The Honest Truth) 11:02 - What Surprised Us & What We Missed 23:48 - Changes to the Podcast: Less Perfection, More Fun 39:02 - Why Come Back Now? 50:53 - What's Next: Opening The Vault!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieAs always... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!#BeerMeThatMovie #PodcastReturn #CraftBeer #MoviePitches #SierraNevada #ComedyPodcast #MentalHealth #Untappd #Screenwriting

This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork BrewingA retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail BrewingA man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – BrewlihanHumanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone BrewingA mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?🎙️ Vote Now:Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA13:13 - Fast Five Begins14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape42:57 - Decision Time!46:18 - Outtakes

In our 37th Feature Film, we chew our way into Gumballhead—a prophetic street performer trapped in a gumball machine costume… and possibly reality itself. After one too many candy-coated warnings come true, Gumballhead becomes a viral oracle. But when a chicken conglomerate with ties to defense contracts takes interest in his chewy powers, the bubble starts to stretch.This is the rise, fall, and sticky aftermath of the man who told us to “Always wear your seatbelt.” And maybe also… “Consume the yolk.”⸻In This Episode: • The tragic backstory of a mall performer turned TikTok prophet • PoultraCo’s plan to weaponize sugar and fate • Why Gumballhead may be humanity’s only hope—or its final delusionFeaturing:Big chicken energy, darker gumballs, existential dread, industrial food-predictive tech, and a mysterious woman with a bone to pick. Gumballhead is a bubblegum sci-fi horror epic—and it will pop.About the Beer: • Brewery: 3 Floyds Brewing • Name: Gumballhead • Style: Bright American Wheat with a twist of prophecy and doomConnect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieLeave a comment with your favorite gumball prophecy. And remember—Vote for next week’s Feature Film on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. Your pick might just shape the timeline.00:00 - Intro01:25 - Act 1: Bubblegum Prophecies16:49 - Act 2: Fowl Play26:30 - Act 3: A Bursting Point38:26 - Epilogue

In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast.This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness: •Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it. •Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos. •Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions. •The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath. •Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you.Vote on your favorite to decide next week’s Feature Film!📲 Instagram, Spotify, YouTube comments—or send us a letter with a photo of you holding a beer. Shirt on, please.Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:27 - Recap: You Vs You09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell

In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did.From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess.Featuring:• A government-grade AI with a flair for date nights and betrayal• A sabotage montage that weaponizes doomscrolling and fidget spinners• Kenny “The Chug” Smith, beer Olympian and monster truck philosopher• A final battle between man and machine… in sleeveless flannel and jean shorts🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drinkAbout the Beer: •Brewery: Ever Grain Brewing Co. •Name: You vs You •Style: Crisp, calculated, and probably plotting your replacement🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie#FeatureFilmPodcast#ComedyPodcast#MoviePitch#CraftBeerMeetsCinema#YouVsYou#AIClone#SelfHelpGoneWrong#BeerOlympics#DrunkVersusRobot#AIReplacedMe#DoomscrollingDisaster#SabotageMontage#ChugForYourLife00:00 - Intro01:42 - Act 1: Terms & Conditions May Apply21:29 - Act 2: The Better Jim Wins30:54 - Act 3: You’re Me, But Worse Now

We’re back with five fresh beers, five chaotic movie ideas, and one inevitable showdown. At the end, only four survive, and YOU decide which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.in this episode:Recap of last week’s Sexual Tyrannosaurus, our Jesse Ventura-led Predator prequel that redefined subtletyBeer of the Week: Later — one of us will have to bury the other… laterMulligan: A luxury cruise where everyone is secretly connected by something darkerNimble Giant: A has-been wrestler battles physical torment, personal demons, and eventually, the CEO of pro wrestling itselfYou vs You: An AI assistant becomes human, starts dressing like you, and gets real close to your wifeCoolship Proxima: Earth’s last hope leaves for the stars… only to find its destination turning into a black holeZlotonator: A beer-fueled origin story for Lagersthan’s first citizen — part man, part beast, all legendNo ads. No codes. No overpriced nose-hair trimmers. Just beer names, unhinged plots, and two friends going way too deep on ideas no one asked for. Head to Instagram to VOTE on your favorite concept so we can build it out next week!Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #CruiseShipThriller #AIWifeStealer #BlackHoleVoyage #LagersthanLore #MoviePodcast #BeerPodcast #ComedyPodcast00:00 - Intro01:04 - Recap: Sexual T-rex09:41 - Beer Of The Week: Later13:04 - Fast Five Begins13:38 - Beer #1: Mulligan23:03 - Beer #2: Nimble Giant31:55 - Beer #3: You vs You38:33 - Beer #4: Coolship Proxima44:00 - Beer #5: Zlotonator50:06 - The Final 4 — Get Ready to Vote!

Before he fought the Predator… he seduced spies, ripped off miniguns, and deathrolled a cult leader.This week, we’re rewriting the Predator playbook with a totally unlicensed, absolutely unhinged origin story for Blaine (Rhett) “Sexual Tyrannosaurus” Cooper. From gator-wrangling in the Louisiana swamps to unleashing pheromone-fueled chaos in Laos, this movie is 100% swamp sweat, zero subtlety.Will Rhett “Animal God” Cooper embrace his destiny as the reincarnated T-Rex sex deity? Or just keep yelling one-liners and tossing grenades at ancient dino cults?Expect: • Exploding jungles and forbidden passion • The CIA’s most confused agent, Dillon, dismissing dino runes • A truffle pig sidekick with political aspirations • And the most feral love scene ever mistaken for livestock distressListen now to hear the full breakdown, wild improv, and the dumbest best backstory we’ve ever pitched.⸻🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drink⸻🍻 Featured Beer:Name: Sexual TyrannosaurusBrewery: Lobik BrewingStyle: Bold, swampy, and hoppy⸻🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie⸻📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #SexualTyrannosaurus #PredatorParody #ActionMoviePodcast #cultcinema #PodcastComedy #BlaineBackstory #SwampBond #TrufflePig202400:00 - Intro01:50 - Act 1: Born to Be Wild (and Also Lethal)21:56 - Act 2: Jungle Boogie & Blood Contracts43:30 - Act 3: Predator Protocol

This week, we’re back with five new beers and five original movie pitches—only four survive, and YOU get to vote on which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.Also in this episode:🦍 Recap of “Boots and Buckles,” our pirate buddy epic featuring a monkey sidekick, a dance-fighting revolution, and the mysterious Iron Taint🧻 A bus bomb thriller powered by diarrhea (yes, really)🌲 The dark sequel to The Lorax, introducing his toxic nemesis: The Moraxe🎸 Jesse Ventura stars in Sexual Tyrannosaurus, the Predator prequel you didn’t know you needed🥩 Chef drama, stolen seafood, and sous-chef betrayal in Industry Discount🧠 One man wakes up in a world where thoughts aren’t private in The FoolRemember: we don’t run ads on this podcast—no VPNs, no mushroom coffee, just movie mayhem and a lot of beer. If you want to support us, VOTE for your favorite idea on Instagram or leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie. Your voice might end up on the next show.New episodes drop weekly. Vote. Listen. Laugh. And maybe poop on a bus.Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #BootsAndBuckles #SexualTyrannosaurus #TheFool #TheMorax #MoviePodcast #BeerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #VoteForTheFeature00:00 - Intro01:09 - Recap: Boots and Buckles12:28 - BOTW: Narragansett18:48 - Beer #1: Wet Exit26:36 - Beer #2: More Axe34:04 - Beer #3: Sexual Tyrannosaurus39:46 - Beer #4: Industry Discount48:39 - Beer #5: The Fool54:57 - Time To Vote!

What do you get when a washed-up pirate with jazz hands and his boot-wearing monkey sidekick go up against the British Navy’s porcelain-eyed menace? A full-blown, dance-fueled revolution on the high seas.This week, we’re cracking open a barrel of absurdity and sailing into Boots and Buckles—a buddy-pirate epic where cannonballs fly, alliances form through tap dancing, and monkeys explode warships from the inside.From desert island hallucinations to the rise of the Lagerstani Navy (a.k.a. the Dirty Clam Crushers), this is the story of how one man, one monkey, and one flaming maneuver changed pirate history forever.Featuring: •The legendary Flaming Monkey Maneuver (now banned under monkey law) •A rally speech so inspiring it made parrots cry •Glitter, grog, and the downfall of gentrified piracyAbout the Beer: • Brewery: Fieldwork Brewing Company • Name: Boots and Buckles • Style: Possibly the most perfect dual-purpose beer Fieldwork has ever brewedCrack a coconut and join the rebellion.⸻Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie • Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie⸻Call to Action:Like, Subscribe, and let us know in the comments—what would your pirate rebellion speech be titled? Bonus points if it involves jazz hands.00:00:00 - Intro00:09:09 - Act I: A Monkey and a Man Walk Into a Tavern00:34:32 - Act II: Uniting the Seas00:57:13 - Act III: Rewrite the World01:12:07 - Epilogue: Buckingham is Buckle Dome

In Fast Five #33, we’re unleashing five new beer-fueled movie pitches — and only four survive to make it to the poll. That’s right: one idea gets banished to the Beer Me Vault, never to be featured (unless we change our minds later). But the top vote-getter? That one becomes next week’s full-blown feature film.Last week we melted hearts (and possibly a few faces) with Let It Morph — our 32nd Feature Film, a nostalgic shape-shifting alien buddy story. But now? It’s time to vote on the next cinematic fever dream.This Week’s Beers – What Will They Become?-Zombie Wars (Submitted by Lance) — Will office drones discover their inner warrior when real zombies invade their workplace… or are we already the undead?-Another One (Submitted by Brian) — Is this a doom-scroll thriller about algorithmic mind control… or a secret origin story for George Washington’s cloned siblings?-Boots and Buckles (Submitted by Lee) — Could it be a pirate buddy comedy? A simian-led revolution at sea? Or the origin story of America’s first rum-based monarchy?-Shadow Clock (Submitted by Rich W) — Can your death day be hacked? What if one man’s countdown to the end… suddenly changes?(Note: One beer was banished to the Vault. Sorry, Tooth Fairy cult thriller fans — your time may still come.)VOTE NOW:Head to Instagram @beermethatmovieVote for your favorite pitch — the winner becomes next week’s feature film!Connect With Us: • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Voicemail (Speakpipe): speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie • Website + Vault Voting: beermethatmovie.com • Untappd: untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive33 #ZombieWars #AnotherOne #BootsAndBuckles #ShadowClock #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePodcast #WeirdMovieIdeas #VoteToSurvive #LetItMorph #CloneSaga #NoAdsJustChaos00:00:00 - Intro00:01:59 - Recap: Let it Morph00:10:18 - Request For Feedback00:12:18 - BOTW: The Hustle Is Dank00:19:41 - Ad Break?00:20:35 - Beer 1: Zombie Wars00:29:14 - Beer 2: Another One00:42:27 - Beer 3: Dent00:49:35 - Beer 4: Boots and Buckles00:56:32 - Beer 5: Shadowclock01:02:08 - Go Vote Now

A crashed alien ship. A shape-shifting blob. A town where nothing ever happens… until now.In our latest cinematic fever dream, we’re headed to Tranquil Pines — a sleepy Midwestern town where four high school friends stumble upon a mysterious creature named Morph who can become anything. Rambo? Check. Your crush? Unfortunately, also check.As government agents close in and tempers flare, the boys must confront their own fears, friendships, and desire for greatness — all while helping their new alien friend get back home.Think: Stranger Things meets E.T. meets Duck Hunt.With booby traps, emotional growth, light gun heists, and a Rambo-shaped farewell you won’t forget.Meet the Crew •Ethan – The nerdy leader with a heart of gold •Milo – Wannabe cool kid with a Rambo obsession •Sam – The anxious tech genius •Lee – The sensitive artist with hidden strength •Jenny – The sharp, no-nonsense love interest •Agent Thorne – The ruthless government agent with daddy issues and a badgeThis Week’s Plot Highlights: •A glowing goo alien who says “shipping and handling” •A montage of near-death light-gun scavenging •Morph shapeshifting into a dead CIA director •A farewell scene so beautiful you’ll salute the starsTUNE IN NEXT WEEK for our Fast Five episode, where YOU get to vote on which beer-inspired movie becomes our next full Feature Film.Until then… keep your finger on the trigger, your bandana tied tight, and your moral compass pointed home.Subscribe, Like & Drop a Comment:What would you do if Morph showed up in your backyard?#LetItMorph #BeerMeThatMovie #SciFiComedy #RamboBlob #FastFiveNextWeek

In Fast Five #31, we’re back to the chaos you know and tolerate — five beers, five movie pitches, and one vote that decides which unhinged idea gets the full Feature Film treatment next week.Last week, we wrapped up the Muffin trilogy (for now). This week, we’re pitching everything from mystical martial artists to guilty men in chainmail. You’ll hear the five pitches, but only four make it to the vote. The weakest idea gets the axe — forever.So listen close, pick your favorite, and head to Instagram to vote. Let’s see what cinematic monster rises next.This Week’s Beers — What Will They Become?Shaolin Monkey Attack — Will it be a martial arts revenge saga? A sentient monkey uprising? A banana-fueled buddy cop flick?Let It Morph — A sci-fi transformation comedy? A metaphor for puberty gone wrong? A knockoff Power Rangers noir?Limitless Light — Will it be a low-calorie mind control thriller? A cult that worships LEDs? Or a guy who microdoses sunlight?Guilty Knights — A medieval courtroom drama? Chainmail mobsters? Or just horny time-traveling knights with a secret?Double Scoop — Is it a dessert-fueled heist? A dystopian ice cream cloning facility? Or a noir thriller where the cone always cracks?VOTE NOW:Head to Instagram @beermethatmovie and vote for your favorite pitch! The winner becomes next week’s Feature Film.Stay Weird With Us:Voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieUntappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovieWebsite: https://beermethatmovie.comHashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive31 #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePodcast #WeirdMovieIdeas #VoteToSurvive #ShaolinMonkeyAttack #LetItMorph #GuiltyKnights #LimitlessLight #DoubleScoop #NoAdsJustChaos00:00 - Intro01:21 - Recap: They Don’t Call Me Muffin for Nothing10:43 - BOTW: Be That As It May (Collab Brewers)15:51 - Beer #1: Limitless Light22:23 - Beer #2: Shaolin Monkey Attack28:56 - Beer #3: Double Scoop35:33 - Beer #4: Guilty Knights42:06 - Beer #5: Let It Morph

Five years after liberating the clones and torching the country club, Muffin is back—and this time, she’s not unhinged. She’s undercover.When global elites start disappearing and returning as flawlessly sculpted, emotionally vacant versions of themselves, Muffin trades exotic dance therapy for spywork to uncover the truth. Alongside her mentor Donna (still as sultry as ever), Muffin uncovers a clone replacement scheme orchestrated by a petty, sentient AI named BA Ballstarch.It’s an erotic conspiracy thriller with bellybuttons, backup clones, and USB-devices that need a back door—and it’s all somehow your fault.This Week’s Feature:Beer: They Don’t Call Me Muffin For NothingBrewery: Funktastic Mead and BeerStyle: Sultry. Subversive. Pastry Stout🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote for the next feature next week on IG!00:00 - Intro02:22 - A Feature Film BOTW?!05:32 - Act 1: Disappearances & Donna28:26 - Act 2: Bellybuttons and Ballstarch53:34 - Act 3: Protocol Activated#MuffinProtocol #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm31 #CloneThriller #SpySatire #EroticEspionage #AIConspiracy #BallstarchIsReal #BellybuttonsMatter #ExoticDanceTherapistPI #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis

In Fast Five #31, we break the rules and bend the muffin. A brand-new beer inspired by a previous feature film (Muffin on the Backside) just landed on our doorstep — and it’s so damn good we’re throwing out the vote.Next week’s Feature Film will be a Muffin sequel (inspired by the new Muffin beer from Funktastic Meads & Beer), but you get to decide which unhinged continuation we bring to life. Will it be Harrison's erotic clone moon uprising or Jon's political muffin thriller? Head to Instagram and cast your vote before the muffin cools off.We also recap last week’s Feature (Bambi’s Revenge), and oh yeah — we still crank out brand-new movie pitches based on this week’s beers.🍺 This Week’s Beers Become: •Church Music: The Sexy Nun origin story? •Tidal Balance: The moon explodes, Merpeople discovered •Power Nap: Everyone's a cyborg, everyone needs sleep •Doll's Eye: Not the Nanny Cam!!?!?VOTE NOW:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovieChoose the Muffin sequel that will become next week’s Feature Film!Stay Weird With Us: •Voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie •Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie •Website: https://beermethatmovie.com#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive31 #MuffinOnTheBackside #MuffinSequel #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePodcast #WeirdMovieIdeas #FeatureFilmVoting #CloneSaga #BambisRevenge #NoAdsJustChaos00:00 - Intro02:01 - Recap: Bambi’s Revenge09:58 - BOTW: Muffin on the Backside19:26 - Follow BMTM20:29 - Beer #1 - Church Music29:21 - Beer #2: Tidal Balance36:46 - Beer #3: Power Nap42:00 - Beer #4: Dolls Eye47:48 - Beer#5 (The Prologue)49:57 - Beer#5 (Backstory)51:04 - Pitch #1: Muffin Rises59:08 - Pitch #2: The Muffin Protocol

When pollution poisons the forest and developers bulldoze his home, Bambi doesn’t just mourn—he mutates. With a chain-smoking Thumper, a stitched-on trigger finger, and a hunger for vengeance, this isn’t your childhood deer. It’s nature’s R-rated revenge fantasy, and no one is safe from the wrath of Bambi’s Revenge.Listener Greg dropped this banger in our Fast Five comments, and thanks to your votes (and some close competition from Grannies Gone Wild), it clawed its way to the Feature Film spotlight.Subscribe, leave a review, and tune in next week when we launch a new Fast Five with a very special beer—possibly involving clones, sand, and questionable ethics.00:00 - Intro02:32 - A Message From Greg07:17 - A Bambi History Lesson13:04 - Act 1: The Blood Begins In Spring31:46 - Act 2: Operation Bambo49:19 - Act 3: A Son for a Mom🗳️ Want to vote on the next Feature Film?beermethatmovie.comIG: @beermethatmovieVote in the Instagram story poll next Wednesday!#BambisRevenge #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm30 #EcoHorror #ForestJustice #ThumperGoesHard #RamboDeer #NatureStrikesBack #HorrorComedy #BeerPodcast #SatireCinema #ListenerChoice #NoAdsJustMovies

In our 30th Fast Five, the listeners came out SWINGING. We’ve got grannies with grenades, deer with trauma, and a secret knock that opens way more than doors. Join Jon and Harrison as they turn four wild listener-submitted beers (plus one mystery pick from Harrison) into the kind of movie ideas that should absolutely not be greenlit — but we’ll try anyway.🍺 The Beers & The Madness:•Bambi’s Revenge (Submitted by Greg) — A genetically enhanced deer leads a woodland militia against mankind in a post-apocalyptic eco-war.•Too Kind (Submitted by Brian) — In a town where niceness is mandatory, one man resists… and ends up on the wrong side of the casserole cartel.•Secret Knock (Submitted by Lance) — A haunted basement door, a forbidden rhythm, and a town full of cultists who really like… knocking.•Grannies Gone Wild (Submitted by Rhett) — When a retirement home is gentrified by tech bros, four grannies go full vigilante and livestream the revolution.•Untappd Find... Tune in to find out what makes the fifth beer totally unhinged, or even a prequel for a previous film idea.Like what you hear? You might need help. 📲 GO VOTE for your favorite pitch on Instagram @beermethatmovie and help decide which of these gets the Feature Film treatment.🔗 Stay Weird With Us: •Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie •Untappd: untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie •Instagram / TikTok / Bluesky: @beermethatmovie •Website: beermethatmovie.com00:00:00 - Intro00:01:45 - Recap: Giggle Water00:11:35 - BOTW: Dive Beer00:18:31 - Beer 1: Bambi’s Revenge00:30:15 - Beer 2: Too Kind00:42:08 - Beer 3: Secret Knock00:50:38 - Beer 4: Grannies Gone Wild00:57:35 - Beer 5: Frost Hammer01:03:15 - Deciding on the Vote01:06:35 - Outtakes

What happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous protestor doses the hydration stations with LSD. Suddenly, Silicon Valley’s most powerful CEOs are tripping mid-race, unlocking childhood trauma, seeing hallucinated demons, and questioning everything from capitalism to crypto. One CEO thinks he’s being controlled by an ancient reptilian overlord… another realizes he’s been the overlord all along.This satirical trip through greed, guilt, and ego death explores whether humanity needs monsters to justify its worst behavior—or if we’re the real villains, just in performance fleece. It’s The Social Network meets Midsommar, but with more sweating and much dumber shoes.🍺 Beer That Inspired It: • Brewery: Melvin Brewing • Beer: Giggle Water • Style: Wild, slightly dangerous, and probably not FDA approved🎧 Connect With Us🌐 Website: beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍻 Untappd: Beer Me That Movie🎤 Leave us a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie#GiggleWater #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm29 #Mockumentary #TrippingCEOs #TechSatire #PsychedelicComedy #CapitalismOnDrugs #LSD5K #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie #EnlightenmentAsAService #ProphetraIsReal00:00:00 - Intro00:01:34 - Vault Announcement00:04:35 - Act 1: Race to the Bottom00:37:37 - Act 2: Run for your Mind01:04:33 - Act 3: Winners Drink Giggle Water

What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regret it. •Glitter and Doom — A 10-year-old dance troupe accidentally summons a demon — and has to dance-battle it back to hell.Plus: We’re sipping Lightning Drops from Resident Culture Brewing (Charlotte, NC) — an absolute hazy IPA banger.⚠️ VOTE FAST — We’re recording the next episode one day after this drops — so get to Instagram and vote in the poll before it’s too late.Poll Choices: • Giggle Water • Vortex Hands • SCIENCE! • Glitter and DoomWant Hound on the Loose to survive from the vault? DM us your pick — it counts.Follow us on socials so we can keep dodging ad reads for meat-scented dog toothbrushes and psychic vitamins for cats:Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/Website → https://beermethatmovie.com/Leave us a voicemail → https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #MoviePodcast #CraftBeerPodcast #ResidentCulture #LightningDrops #HazyIPA #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcasters00:00 - Intro02:10 - Recap: Couch Time12:10 - BOTW: Lightning Drops from Resident Culture16:27 - Beer #1 - Giggle Water26:25 - Beer #2 - Vortex Hands33:27 - Beer #3 - SCIENCE!41:01 - Beer #4 - Glitter and Doom47:50 - Beer #5 - Hound on the Loose

What if your college couch… was evil?Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.This is our 28th feature film, and the people have spoken! You voted this twisted tale into existence, and a huge thanks to Mad Mole Brewing for tipping the scales by sharing it on Instagram. Oh—and did we mention? This is our first-ever THC seltzer feature. So yeah. Buckle up, or better yet… lie down.📣 Follow Us & Stay Comfy🌐 Website: https://beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie🍻 Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie🎤 Send us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieCHAPTERS00:00:00 - Intro00:02:41 - Act 1: Free Couch Energy00:33:14 - Act 2: The Reclining Spiral01:00:44 - Act 3: Throw Pillow ShowdownTags:#CouchTime #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm28 #THCSeltzer #MadMoleBrewing #SlackerHorror #ComedyHorror #PossessedFurniture #LazyBoyGoneRogue #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie #BravoQuotesFromDudes #UntappedChaos

Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers enter, one beer-inspired movie leaves.🎥 Featured Beers: •Breakaway Blonde – She’s faster than your alibi. •Overcast Café – Coffee, clouds, and possible secrets. •Couch Time – The furniture is alive… and it has thoughts. •Activator – Espionage, and possible anti-DraftKings-Propaganda. •Newfallen – A mystical winter tale or an angelic rumspringa🎧 Listen now, laugh with us, and then head over to Instagram to cast your vote for next week’s feature film: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie📈 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help us keep this madness going!⸻CHAPTER MARKERS:00:00 - Intro01:32 - Recap: Stuffed Cheeks08:16 - BOTW - Hop Beard from Fonta Flora12:27 - Beer #1 - Breakaway Blonde20:32 - Beer #2 - Overcast Cafe26:30 - Beer #3 - Couch Time33:57 - Beer #4 - Activator43:32 - Beer #5 - Newfallen51:54 - Get Ready To Vote#FastFive #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePitches #ComedyPodcast #IndieFilmIdeas #BreakawayBlonde #CouchTime #HopBeard #PodcastVoting #FeatureFilmVoting

What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Beer Me That Movie’s 27th feature film, and the first to end with someone being literally digested into another dimension.You voted for this chaos. We delivered it hot, greasy, and with way too much wasabi.Catch the full episode now, and don’t forget — you get to vote on what movie we make next!👇🗳️ Voting & behind-the-scenes: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie📈 Tags:#StuffedCheeks #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm27 #HorrorComedy #FoodHorror #CompetitiveEating #BuddhistSuperpowers #TheNobleStomach #Satire #SplatstickCinema #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie00:00:00 - Intro00:03:03 - Act 1: An Invitation to Feast00:39:57 - Act 2: The Hunger Games (But Way Grosser)01:07:27 - Act 3: The Last Supper

Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.-Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes.-Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit.-Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out.Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will.🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas!🎤 Leave us a voicemail on SpeakPipe.com/beermethatmovie📲 Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie#DrinkResponsibly #MovieIrresponsibly #FastFive #beermethatmovie 00:00 - Intro02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer16:16 - Fast Five Beings17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge55:55 - Vote Now!

🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick of electric vehicles dominating the market. Determined to prove that fossil fuels reign supreme, he embarks on a reckless mission to frack Velociraptor-rich oil from beneath Philadelphia. But when his drill punches through to a prehistoric cavern full of living raptors, Jett’s dream quickly turns into a high-speed fight for survival. With dinosaurs loose in the streets, a corporate rival trying to take him down, and a city on the verge of becoming Jurassic Philly, Jett must race against time to stop the raptor-fueled apocalypse.🐉💨 Think Jurassic Park meets Fast & Furious meets There Will Be Blood but somehow even dumber.✨ Why You Should Watch:✅ It’s our first feature film picked by YOU!✅ It features cars, explosions, and way too many raptors✅ We try (and fail) to keep things “grounded”✅ Someone definitely says “Don't you mean... Extinct?”🎙️ Listen now and buckle up for a wild ride!📲 Want to be part of the chaos?Follow us on Instagram @beermethatmovie and tell us what beer should inspire our next film! Or leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie—your idea might just make the next episode.🍻 Cheers, and may your beers be cold and your movies be ridiculous!00:00:00 - Intro00:02:31 - Act 100:21:48 - Act 200:47:32 - Act 301:02:55 - Wrap Up

Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have:John Dough: Could this be a tale of doughy detectives? A delicious conspiracy? Or maybe just a really sad pastry?Glass Half Full: Is this an optimistic rom-com? A quirky sci-fi adventure? Or a cynical commentary on the beverage industry?Friend Machine: A buddy comedy gone haywire? A heartwarming tale of robot love? Or a cautionary tale about social media?Velociraptor Hood Ornament: A prehistoric car chase? A Jurassic Park spin-off? Or the story of the world's most confused paleontologist?Smiling High: A stoner comedy of epic proportions? A journey of spiritual enlightenment? Or maybe just a really chill afternoon?The fate of our next movie rests entirely on YOUR shoulders!Which beer name will inspire us to greatness… or at least, to something resembling a film? This is your chance to shape the cinematic destiny of Beer Me That Movie! Jon and Harrison present the options, then you decide!Your vote determines what ridiculous movie we spend a week trying to make a reality!How to Vote (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!): Head over to our Instagram page (@beermethatmovie) RIGHT NOW! Find the Fast Five #26 voting post. Cast your vote for your favorite beer name in the comments! Voting closes just 24 HOURS after this episode releases, so don't miss out! Your voice will be heard! (Or at least, your comment will be read.)Like this video, Subscribe, and Get Voting!00:00 - Intro00:28 - Special Announcement - Vote For Your Favorite02:38 - Recap - Robot Panda Island07:48 - Beer Of The Week11:41 - Not An Advertisement12:58 - Fast Five Begins13:39 - Beer #1 - Friend Machine19:25 - Beer #2 - Glass Half Full25:31 - Beer #3 - Velociraptor Hood Ornament31:24 - Beer #4 - John Dough38:29 - Beer #5 - Smiling High46:25 - Our Mission For You

WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky depths of Untappd to find FIVE bizarre beer names, and each one is a building block for the epic, on-the-spot movie you're about to witness:"Robot Panda Island"Logline: A bewildered man awakens pantsless on a mysterious island, only to discover his crew, his mission, and that his beloved Guinevere has been kidnapped by a rogue Robot Panda! Now, they must battle the mechanical menace in a high-stakes game of King of the Mountain to save themselves, and maybe even love.Prepare yourselves for:Untappd chaos: We scour the beer app for inspiration… or madness.Improvised insanity: We make up a movie as we go, piece by bizarre piece.Robot Panda: Need we say more?Pantless protagonists: It's as confusing for him as it is for you.A plot that defies all logic: Seriously, we have no idea where this ends.Join Jon and Harrison as they try to craft a cinematic masterpiece (or at least something that resembles a movie) from the twisted depths of beer-inspired imagination!SUBSCRIBE for more beer-soaked movie madness every week!Comment with YOUR wildest beer-inspired movie idea!And most importantly: Cheers! Thanks for watching!00:00 - Intro00:30 - Welcome To The Show02:12 - Nugget Nectar Recap09:18 - Beer Of The Week12:34 - Marker 114:18 - No Ads Break15:28 - Beer #1 - Endless Shoreline (Setting)19:44 - Beer #2 - The Cap Is Back (Hero)25:30 - Beer #3 - Robot Panda (The Problem)31:35 - Beer #4 - King Of The Mountain (The Mission)41:56 - Beer #5 - Bluetooth 2021 (The Final Scene)52:08 - Final Thoughts

It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.)Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: Titanic.For this #NOTTAKE, we're bravely stating the obvious: Jack and Rose are a terrible couple, their love is built on sand (or, you know, a sinking ship), and Titanic is massively overrated as a romance movie.Prepare for some cold, hard #NOTTAKE facts about:-Jack & Rose's insta-love connection - faster than the Titanic sinking!-The incredibly unhealthy "I'll save you!" dynamic - codependency, anyone?-The blatant emotional manipulation disguised as a sweeping love story.If you still cry during Titanic, maybe this #NOTTAKE will finally dry your tears... or at least make you laugh at how ridiculous the whole thing really is.Come yell at us on Social Media if you disagree! We're ready for your Titanic-sized rage.🎶 Catch all our #NOTTAKE segments and podcast episodes on Youtube.🔥 Subscribe for more fiery hot takes on your favorite films!#NOTTAKE #Titanic #ValentinesDay #MovieRoast #ComedyPodcast #MovieReviewPodcast #UnpopularMovieOpinions #BadRomanceMovies #SarcasticReview #FilmComedy

What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece.Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impossible muscle growth, Brian skyrockets to the top of the strength world. But with great power comes great… digestive consequences.As Brian's gains grow beyond human limits, science starts to fight back—his body rebels in ways no man should endure. Strange cravings. Avian instincts. And then… the egg.Can Brian break free from his deep-fried destiny before he hatches something truly horrifying? Or is he doomed to be the strongest poultry-based anomaly the world has ever known?In This Episode: • The discovery of nugget-based performance enhancement • Body horror meets bulking season—how much protein is too much? • Our best improv moments from the nugget-fueled madnessAbout the Beer: • Brewery: Troegs Brewing Company • Name: Nugget Nectar • Style: Imperial Amber Ale (with enough punch to fuel a champion)Listen Now for muscle, mayhem, and a poultry-based transformation gone horribly wrong.Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie • Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieDrop a comment with your favorite fictional training regimen or tell us how you’d consume an unhealthy amount of chicken nuggets. And as always—blend responsibly, and Beer Me That Movie!00:00 - Intro01:55 - Announcement From Jon & Harrison02:19 - Nugget Nectar Intro08:37 - Act 1: The Discovery of the Golden Nugget34:47 - Act 2: The Nugget-Fueled Frenzy54:09 - Act 3: The Great Chickening

The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage?From Freeze Pop—frozen dad experiment gone off the rails—to Bo Knows Tecmo, where an ’80s football legend gets trapped inside a video game, and Attitude Adjustment, the ultimate military drone missile conspiracy, we’ve got all the chaos you never knew you needed!Which beer should inspire our next feature film? Let us know! Leave us a voicemail at www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie and tell us your favorite!#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd00:00 - Intro00:38 - Welcome To The Show02:19 - Recap08:25 - Beer Of The Week13:39 - Announcement14:04 - A Message From Greg!17:54 - Fast Five Begins: Beer#1 Nugget Nectar27:26 - Beer #2 - Night Offering34:59 - Beer #3 - Attitude Adjustment38:52 - Beer #4 - Bo Knows Tecmo42:56 - Beer #5 - Freeze Pop48:24 - Beer #6 - Family Tree54:56 - Decision Time

In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss.In This Episode: • How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to cart girl reveals a dystopian cloning operation • The outrageous clash between Muffin and her “perfected” evil twin • Our favorite jokes and improv moments about rich-people conspiracies and clone warfareFeaturing: sinister sex clones, a face-off between Muffin and her evil twin, and golf course conspiracy chaos. This is Muffin on the Backside—the feature film you didn’t know you needed.About the Beer: • Brewery: Funktastic Beer • Name: Muffin on the Backside • Style: Bold, mysterious, and ready for rebellion Double Pastry StoutListen now for cart girl drama, clone revolts, and just the right amount of ridiculous.Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieRemember to Like, Subscribe, and Leave a Comment on your favorite conspiracy twist or clone moment. And as always, crack a cold one and Beer Me That Movie!

Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Madam—is she a cunning con artist or a supernatural force? And don’t forget Super Secret Stairs—a trippy descent into mind-bending mystery or something even weirder?Tune in for unpredictable twists, hearty laughs, and the beer banter you’ve been craving. And remember, one of these beers might just inspire our next full-length feature idea. Cheers to another round of absurdity!#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd00:00 - Intro00:37 - Welcome To The Show01:41 - Recap Back Alley Kitty06:56 - Beer Of The Week: Cinder by Brewery Bhavana10:34 - Share Your Beers With Us11:28 - Fast Five Listener Submissions15:34 - Beer #1 - The Madam21:07 - Beer #2: Dr Robot26:57 - Beer #3: Dawn Keeper33:53 - Beer #4: Crypto Culture37:24 - Beer #5: Muffin On The Backside44:24 - Ultimatum Beer: Super Secret Stairs50:59 - Picking Our Next Feature Film

Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into the story of Matt—an expert diver who can’t resist temptation—and Katherine, the cosmic hooker standing between humanity and a mermaid apocalypse (yes, really).In This Episode: • How “Back Alley Kitty” sets off a hilarious repeating night at the bar • The bizarre mix of mermaid warfare, possum transformations, and cosmic interventions • Our favorite jokes and improv bits around Matt’s 50th ahem “conquest” of the yearAbout the Beer: • Brewery: Stonecloud Brewing • Name: Back Alley Kitty • Style: Mysterious, delicious, and perfect for looping nights!Connect With Us: • Website • Instagram • Untappd • YouTube • Apple Podcasts • SpotifyGrab a pint, relax, and get ready for a cosmic rom-com like no other—cheers!Remember to Like, Subscribe, and Leave a Comment on your favorite character or moment from the movie. As always, crack a cold one, and Beer Me That Movie!00:00:00 - Intro00:00:37 - Welcome To The Show00:03:18 - Back Alley Kitty Intro00:08:48 - Act 1 - Looking for Number 5000:32:43 - Mid-Movie Mash-Up!00:53:09 - Act 3 - Can He Save This Kitty?01:00:42 - Fin

Get ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall movie pitches. From a prophetic possum in “Back Alley Kitty” to a surprise werewolf threat in “Deceptive Creature,” and a bank robbery gone VERY off-track in “Speed Date,” these improv-fueled story ideas are ready to explode onto the big screen.We also take a deep dive into the bizarre box trick from “In Two Pieces,” channel brain-bending broadcasts in “Innervision,” and finally nuke the ocean to free a diver in “Unknown Depths.” Tune in for nonstop laughs, outrageous twists, and plenty of beer banter. And don’t forget—one of these beers will be our next feature-film-worthy blockbuster next week. Cheers to 2025!#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #Podcast #MoviePitch #BeerLovers #Untappd 00:00 - Intro00:35 - Start The Podcast02:12 - Recap Bills Banana Hammock08:12 - Beer Of The Show - Kirkland Signature Lager11:01 - Connect With Us12:12 - Beer #1 - Back Alley Kitty20:54 - Beer #2 - Deceptive Creature26:46 - Beer #3 - Speed Date33:11 - Beer #4 - In Two Pieces38:18 - Beer #5 - Innervision48:54 - Ultimatum Beer - Unknown Depths

Welcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Feature Presentation movie pitches. In this episode, we revisit Joint Resolution—the story of a couple on the brink of divorce who inherit a cannabis farm, complete with a bull named Ferdinand. It’s part comedy, part drama, and entirely ridiculous. Whether you’re a longtime listener or brand new to Beer Me That Movie, these short episodes are perfect for a quick laugh and a taste of the cinematic chaos we serve up weekly. Like what you hear? Dive into our full-length episodes for the complete beer-fueled madness! 🎙️ Subscribe for more Podception episodes and weekly laughs. 🍺 Find us on social media: [insert your links here]. 📢 Don’t forget to rate and share if you enjoyed the show! #Podception #BeerMeThatMovie #GoogleNotebookLM #Screenwriting #MovieReview #PodcastReview #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcast #FeatureFilmRecap

Welcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentations—perfect for new listeners and longtime fans alike. In this episode, we revisit Banana Whale, the utterly bonkers tale of a long lost.... love? It’s equal parts adventure and the first introduction of Harrison's Sexy Nun, with plenty of laughs along the way. Short, sweet, and slightly absurd, Podception is the perfect way to dip your toes into the cinematic chaos of Beer Me That Movie. Like what you hear? Check out the full-length episode for even more beer-fueled brilliance! 🎙️ Don’t forget to subscribe for more Podception episodes and weekly hilarity. 🍺 Follow us on social media: [insert your links here]. 📢 If you enjoyed this, please rate and share to help spread the madness! #Podception #BeerMeThatMovie #GoogleNotebookLM #Screenwriting #MovieReview #PodcastReview #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcast #FeatureFilmRecap