Fat Joe, Lean Back So I Can Get My Championship Hat

Lots of absurdity this week, so let’s get into it. Syd found herself on the receiving end of some brutally honest (and hilarious) criticism from her youngest family members and TP had a front-row seat.Then there’s the Knicks. After 53 years without a championship, it turns out building a winning team just takes a little brainpower, entertaining players like Josh Hart, and diehard fans like Spike Lee. Timothée Chalamet, meanwhile, hasn’t been alive long enough to earn that championship hat (or those free tickets) when people were literally spending their life savings to get in.For even more absurdity, we head to Washington, where Agent Orange had the gayest of birthdays. What’s even wilder is how many people side with billion & trillionaires when they’re much closer to the poorest Americans than the ultra-wealthy.And finally: *Maternal Instinct*. The lengths some people will go to maintain a lie are unbelievable. If there’s a lesson here, it’s trust your gut.Can’t wait to read your college essay, Sydnee!Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP...HOTLINE TO COMETHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.