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Unsupervised with Syd & TP
by Unsupervised
You never know where this podcast is going—and neither do they. Known as Syd and TP, Syd Colson and Theresa Plaisance are best friends, former teammates, and now hosts who cannot, will not, stay on topic. After launching a hit TV show (which also didn't stay on topic), they return their hilarious antics to mainstream audiences, as their podcast "Unsupervised" brings in the same energy that fans have grown to love. One minute they’re dissecting reality TV drama, the next they’re debating if pigeons are government spies. Somewhere in between, they'll pull audiences into completely unhinged games that are way more fun than they should be (no, seriously), and they’ll dish out impressively solid life advice to callers, who probably have no idea who they are and may wonder, are they okay? It’s an in-real-life text thread turned podcast — like a 2 a.m. group chat you accidentally walked into. You'll be glad you stayed.
Episodes
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Hate Comments Helped Break Our Viewership Records
Thank you to everyone who listened to last week’s episode. Shoutout to our day ones and newcomer babysitters, but a special shoutout to the trolls for the record-breaking engagement across all platforms. The hate in your heart fills our stats and pockets and for that we thank you! To give our new...
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Based in Reality
One thing you can count on: Syd and TP are always going to stand on business. We know you've all wanted to hear from us and we’re ready to talk about it all. Not just one interaction with a belligerent b*tch boy, but the last decade of standing up for what's right. We also get into our time at...
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We Got the Chance to Scissor on the Jumbotron
Audio listeners, we see you, we hear you… and yes, we did forget about you. We’ll do better. Y’all keep tagging us in everything, so let’s break it all down. Rickea Jackson is back on her quarterly queerbaiting grind with her latest rainbow road incident, A’ja Wilson had a literal run-in with a...
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If Only All White Women Behaved Like TP And Ms. Rachel
TP has another outfit you do not want to miss. Who knew TP looked so good in pink and in overalls? Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran is the new face of All Lives Matter with his apology and backtrack in the same breath. And here goes Pink again, giving the color a bad name. If Syd can make it this far raw...
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Syd Walked In Her First NYFW and Ignored All Her Coaching
Sorry audio, but it’s time to tune in to video or you’ll miss a BIG reveal. As our time in NYC comes to a close, we went out big with everything from tennis drills with Sloane Stephens to having to run across the city in clogs and brand new Doc Martens to get to a dinner with our boss’ boss’ boss...
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Our US Open Suite Attendees Had TP Switching Teams
We recorded this on Labor Day so please be grateful for our federally mandated day-off labor. There’s a rumor going around that exit rows get free drinks - how can that be true? Aren’t they the ones responsible if we start going down, but you’re telling me that they’re getting tipsy at 30,000…
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TP Sent Syd To Disney Adult Conversion Therapy
TP has been begging for years and Syd finally made it to Disneyland, let’s talk about it. We break down all of her favorite rides, how many Groot pins she bought (all of them), and how Rise of the Resistance is worth every dollar. We play a this or that with park rides and characters and somehow...
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Here’s A W Heavy Episode For The Upcoming FIBA Break
If we’re gonna do one thing on this pod its enable each other, and that includes TP letting Syd pursue her singing career despite some opinionated babysitter (someone tell Olivia Dean we found her biggest fan and biggest competition.) This is a W heavy episode to satiate you all leading up to the...
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Elle Duncan Should Have Been The Face Of One Tree Hill
She’s so AT-Elle (so ATL we couldn’t get her to come hang out in person) - this week’s guest is legendary sports anchor, new author, and certified ageless baddie, Elle Duncan. We warm her up by playing a new iteration of this or that in our game: What The Elle. Plus, we find out if Elle would…
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This Is The Last Time We Talk About This MNBA Thirst Nonsense
We didn’t want to but we must address this obsession with trans women. These men who contributed nothing on the court in their time in the MNBA are so thirsty for attention they’re using the W and trans women to get an ounce of attention. Y’all are too scared to get on a plane let alone survive…
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TP’s Cousin Emily Has A PhD In Y’all Being Weird About Trans Athletes
We are BACK together in person and Syd’s arms are out, so looks like another week of L’s for audio listeners! TP kicks things off with another airplane story because apparently flying with her dogs wasn’t stressful enough… She also watched the Netflix doc Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea mid-flight....
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The Adventures of Syd & TP: The Case of WNBA All Star Weekend
Y’all really had us up and working while we are trying to rest from that out of pocket WNBA All Star Weekend in Chicago so… HERE DAMN. We won’t say it first but we will say it second (or third). Yes y’all - we are addressing our real thoughts about the Stud Budz live stream (Courtney’s misogyny…
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Rashida “Sheedz” Olayiwola Is Our Comedy Guru
Live from TOGETHXR House at WNBA All-Star Weekend 2026, the Babysitters brought all the unhinged madness we expected. We have one of our comedy mentor on the show this week: Rashida “Sheedz” Olayiwola. She helps us play the Newlywed Game: who would the Babysitters rather see on Love Island, y’all...
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Did This Live Show Turn Us Into Trading Card Streamers
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SYD AND TP (at Fanatics Fest). This week, Syd and TP recap the chaos from the weekend: the outrageous outfits they're already planning for next year's Fanatics Fest, unboxing WNBA trading cards, and that fan that showed up with TP's legendary custom card collab (Jordan...
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If you’re gambling, stay out of people’s DM’s!
The results are in… 96% of Babysitters™ are women and only 4% are men! Men, was it something we said?? Oh nevermind, y’all won’t see this. We kick things off with summer life updates… from family time and Syd’s questionable dental habits to TP's comedy debut in front of a crowd that is going to…
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Syd In The Midst Of A Bribery Scandal?
We're recapping our sweltering weekend at the Women’s Lacrosse League All-Star in Annapolis… from gaining a whole new respect for lacrosse to an unforgettable encounter with a man wearing a "Save Women's Sports" shirt. Babe... we don't need saving. Syd also may or may not have tried bribing the...
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Bushes In Bikinis Are Back Baby
Syd and TP are coming in hot this week with the internet's favorite debate: bush or no bush? Whatever team you're on, you're welcome here. We dive into W Wide Web with a quadruple-overtime thriller and celebrate Hall of Fame inductees Candace Parker and Elena Delle Donne. Then it's time for…
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The Best of Unsupervised (So Far)
A compilation of some of our favorite segments on the pod up to this point. From WNBA Queer Baiting, Syd's car running out of gas and getting asked on a date (by a man), standing ten toes down for Megan Thee Stallion, and a warning from Syd's mom... It's been a journey. Let us know in the…
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Fat Joe, Lean Back So I Can Get My Championship Hat
Lots of absurdity this week, so let’s get into it. Syd found herself on the receiving end of some brutally honest (and hilarious) criticism from her youngest family members and TP had a front-row seat. Then there’s the Knicks. After 53 years without a championship, it turns out building a winning...
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The Dallas Wings Accidentally Joined a Pride Parade?
Cannabis is officially off the WNBA banned substance list... no word on meth yet though. TP recounts an accidental pride parade run in she had with the Dallas Wings. Y’all remember Dearica’s postgame water bottle incident? Well she did some new “slut ass shit” in the words of a hostile gambling...
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WNBA Bench Players Get Punished Twice
Chip and Yams went to see an animal psychic, and apparently Chip had a lot to get off his chest in his old age. Naturally, Syd made things weird almost immediately. In Pride Headlines, we're celebrating some of the LGBTQ+ hoopers making noise, including Jessica Shepard and Emily Engstler leading...
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Mackenzie Shirilla’s Prison Makeover
We’re back in person ahead of TP’s hissy… but getting here was a JOURNEY. Syd’s airport ADHD was on full display while TP pulled the oldest trick in the book: procrastinating moving her car by tying the laces on her slip-on Vans. The traffic patrol lady had more jokes than patience for Syd and…
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It's TP's Birthday and Syd's Gift Is Both Heartfelt And Threatening
It’s TP’s birthday, which means a birthday poem… and somehow Syd makes it terrifying. HBD Mo’Nique! This week we recap weekends spent with the youth: from teenage Babysitters™ to Syd’s great-grandkid’s (aka niece’s) ballet recital and one truly earthquake-inducing fart. And we love kids, but…
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WNBA Queerbaiting Scandal
Yamantha made her studio debut today (white people just take their dogs anywhere🙄). You’ll never guess what she has to say to the Babysitters™. This is a W Wide Web episode, meaning it's all things W so let’s get into it: Rookies at the draft said 30 is old-f what they think; TP once called one…
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The Supreme Court’s New MVP is Gerrymandering
Syd and TP have been spending a lot of time with kids, and it’s teaching us all A LOT. A 6-year-old at a bounce house asked an important question for which TP had no answer. Gymnastics resumed. Syd got her biggest wish - another class clown in her family tree. Since y’all can’t let us take a...
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Imagine Naming Your Kid After the NFL Coach You Had an Affair With
It’s a dating episode… but unfortunately for everyone involved it’s not all warm and fuzzies. From an NFL cheating (and paternity) scandal to our queen Meg Thee Stallion being asked if she can be non-monogamous we’re once asking the question: is any man okay? We have some breaking news out of the...
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#NotAllMen
It’s #NotAllMen… but it’s definitely enough men, and we get into it. Syd ran out of gas in the middle of an intersection in the pouring rain and you’ll never guess who came to the rescue... Yeah a man. Well, men actually, so buckle up for this story. We also watched Trust Me: The False Prophet on...
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Nobody Believes You’re a Lesbian on Vacation
We dive into Syd’s solo trip to St. Kitts, the men in her DMs, and how her driver refused to take “I’m a lesbian” as an answer. We also get into the beef between Orange and the Pope—and how, despite everything, it was Trump’s AI Jesus post that really had Catholics losing it. Plus, we relive TP’s...
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Syd Gives A Better Apology Than Geno | Unsupervised
Nneka O joins to give us the presidential pov of the CBA negotiations, reminisce on her one childhood sleepover, and deny us the opportunity to break her free agency news. We won’t be inviting her back. We dissected Geno’s apology (if that’s what you want to call it.) Nneka unpacks…winning. A…
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My WNBA Rookie Salary Was $37,000... Before Taxes
Drumroll please… Alysha Clark and Brianna “Hidden Figures” Turner join us this week to break down what really happened behind-closed-doors during CBA negotiations. 100 hours of in-person meetings, sleep deprivation, hallucinations, piano and more. This wasn’t just about salary bumps. They were...
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Fully Invested in People We Don’t Know
TP hates on Syd AGAIN for her accomplishments… that negative energy became FUEL. We're launching a brand new segment, People Watching, and you’re going to want to learn about the Asian masc lesbian we found online. People are claiming they get PAID to cause traffic and walk around malls. Is the…
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Started In New Orleans, Finished At The LA Marathon
Coming to you live from New Orleans after the Irish Italian parade, where we caught everything from cabbages to phallic necklaces and… panties?! Syd also recaps her visit to TP’s house: meeting her dog Chip (way cuter in person), talking hoops with TP’s legendary mom (The Hammond Hammer)…
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What Do WNBA Players and Strippers Have in Common?
We just spent 30 days as roommates at Athletes Unlimited, and TP is only now wearing the “new” jacket Syd got her on day one… smh. This week we’re unpacking everything: the Jim Carrey cloning conspiracy (spoiler: we’re not in the tax bracket to verify), what you’d do if you walked in on a friend...
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We Forgot Kia Nurse’s Birthday, She Rated Us Zero Stars
Imagine your friend starts writing hotel-style reviews every time she comes to your apartment. Cleanliness. Snacks. Host attitude. All of it rated, documented, and saved. For an entire year. That's what happened to us. And this week she came on and read them out loud. We also got into one of the...
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Galentines and An Audio Listener Apology (kind of)
This week on Unsupervised, Syd and TP tackle the big stuff — like how to introduce new foods to Syd (TP is a vet), prompting Syd to wonder if she’s turned TP into the new M3GAN. We recap putt putt, where things get tense after TP reveals the analytics were clearly rigged and she did not love…
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Live from Nashville: Welcome to the Group Chat
Live from Nashville! We take the stage for a special show presented by Athletes Unlimited Pro Basketball and FP Movement — joined by our besties Alysha Clark, Kiah Stokes, and everyone’s favorite game show host, Amadi Brooks. We cover all the important things, like: - Is using a friend’s door…
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Hands Off: Us and Our Hand Towels
After a week of being snowed in together, we have a lot to say, so here goes: we start with light topics like authoritarian policies, ICE being complete losers, and how some people are just now realizing what living under surveillance and fear actually feels like, before making a truly seamless...
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We Cried. Anyway...
We’re back together in Nashville for Athletes Unlimited! We gotta give love to a league that actually listens to its players (rare!), and then TP opens up about why she’s been off the court for a while. It gets real. It gets emotional. There are tears. From both of us. From our producers. Even…
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Pat Don’t Scratch
This week on Unsupervised, TP casually drops that her dad built her a custom toilet for extra-tall people (did not know that was a thing). We also celebrate courtside for some truly excellent post-game behavior, from full tongue action to unusable markers. Then, deep dive into childhood memories…
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Syd, TP, and Heated Rivalry
New hobbies? We’re trying (going pro killed our last one). Losing friends? Yup, it’s called growth. Resolutions? Still pretending they matter. We wonder why drunk people aren’t alcohol spokespeople, confirm cold plunges are not for women (science-backed), and then—us, two seasoned…
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Best Of 2025
A greatest hits episode of Unsupervised. The laughs. The chaos. The moments we absolutely should have edited out—but didn’t. If you’re new, this is the perfect place to start. If you’re not, you know exactly what you’re in for. Happy New Year Babysitters! Get social with us and let us know what…
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Women’s Champions Classic, Live & Unsupervised!
Live from Barclays during the Women’s Champions Classic, we take Unsupervised on the road for a packed house of Babysitters (unpaid — you read the fine print). We talk post-college life, drag Amadi through Nice, Naughty, or Needs Therapy, then bring you our first-ever LIVE Down in the DM’s. From...
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Grinch, Gas, & Childhood Lies
This week on Unsupervised, Syd surprises TP with a masochistic holiday game, TP admits her Ink Master fixation, and Santa truths come out — TP had faith, Syd had priorities. Plus: the Grinch was framed, and the unwritten rules of holiday travel — gas money etiquette, middle-seat morality, and how...
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Sponsors, Super Powers and Southern Rap
This week, we realize our nieces and nephews no longer see us as icons. Syd’s niece interviews her, and things derail the second academics come up. TP’s nephew hypes her as “the best basketball player in the world,” leading another kid to confidently guess LeBron… and then TP walks in. We Freaky...
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Passive Aggressive Gratitude
A manicurist learns the hard way that tough-as-nails runs in Syd’s family. TP shares the brutal truth that some people should never touch eyebrows—especially her own. Plus, a heated debate over family game night rules, and we turn gratitude into a full-contact sport. Oh, and thanks to the...
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Joy Started It
Syd discovers Broadway, TP breaks down why Joy inspires rage, and we get exclusive cameos from TP’s tipsy uncle and Syd’s grandma who swears whistling is “for boys only.” Plus: being 33 and 6 feet tall at the kids’ table, the proper way to exit dinner, and a crucial PSA—yes, there can be too many...
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Syd & The Sister Wives
Welcome to one of our most ridiculous (read: fun) episodes yet. And plot twist- we welcome our FIRST-EVER GUEST! OH and we unpack why keeping up with rich friends = a trap and test which personality types pair with which ice-cream flavors. It’s basically science and endless games. You’ll learn a...
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Inanimate Objects, Real Feelings
We dive into the nitty gritty of cranberry sauce, SNAP benefits, 50-year mortgages (TP does math), and our co-dependent relationships with our favorite inanimate objects. Your water bottle? It can’t live without its cap—so don’t you dare leave it alone in the trash. And finally, it’s time to say...
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*~*~*bRb rEnOvAtiNg tHe bAllRoOm~*~*
First-class problems, White House conspiracy theories, and Syd’s dark past in chat rooms. We dive into the demolition of the White House ballroom to find out who’s behind it — and sadly, it's not HGTV. If this whole thing isn’t a metaphor for America right now, we don’t know what is. Get social...
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Happy Halloween Boo!
TP forced a Halloween takeover. This or That: Candy Edition gets real — haunted houses, straight-up bribery, and kid TP proving swagger’s a birthright. Also “Sit your $5 ass down before I make change” = life motto, but if it’s in quarters, slide ’em into the shower with you so TP can’t swipe it....
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
You never know where this podcast is going—and neither do they. Known as Syd and TP, Syd Colson and Theresa Plaisance are best friends, former teammates, and now hosts who cannot, will not, stay on topic. After launching a hit TV show (which also didn't stay on topic), they return their hilarious antics to mainstream audiences, as their podcast "Unsupervised" brings in the same energy that fans have grown to love.
One minute they’re dissecting reality TV drama, the next they’re debating if pigeons are government spies. Somewhere in between, they'll pull audiences into completely unhinged games that are way more fun than they should be (no, seriously), and they’ll dish out impressively solid life advice to callers, who probably have no idea who they are and may wonder, are they okay? It’s an in-real-life text thread turned podcast — like a 2 a.m. group chat you accidentally walked into. You'll be glad you stayed.
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