Fat People Help the Economy

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This is episode 73 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Intro00:01:07 - Bureaucracy00:04:13 - Fat Cat Epidemic00:04:36 - Fat People Help the Economy00:06:20 - Markus is Healthy and it’s Annoying00:07:00 - Iceberg Lettuce00:08:46 - Weird Pet People00:09:24 - Markus had Bunnies Growing Up00:11:34 - Explaining English to Justin00:13:59 - What did Justin Miss Last Week?00:16:45 - What if WWIII Starts?00:18:30 - Justin and Phil: Stronger Together00:19:10 - Cinco de Mayo isn’t a Holiday?00:20:33 - RFK did WHAT?00:21:15 - Reefer Madness 2.000:21:52 - Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes00:22:06 - Yoda is a Stoner00:22:39 - Markus is a Sith / Star Wars Breakdown00:25:13 - Context Clues00:26:35 - Holes (Pt 2)00:27:30 - Harry Potter vs Sinners00:30:00 - Watching a Movie in 4Dx00:32:48 - Do You Still Watch P0rn?00:34:23 - Phil did Drooling Banjoes00:35:42 - Phil Can’t Stop Golfing00:37:20 - Stealing a Golf Cart (How to)00:39:54 - Justin Battles a Fly00:40:04 - Markus & Justin went to a Baseball Game00:41:05 - What does “Livin’ High on the Hog” really mean00:42:20 - Sitting in the Cheap Seats00:44:02 - Markus Hates Losing00:47:33 - How Old Stadiums are Used00:49:30 - Witnessing Phil and his Mother Argue00:51:12 - Justin’s IDK Face00:52:17 - Vegas Tourism is Down00:54:03 - Giving your Girl a Gift00:54:59 - We Love Women00:55:49 - El Bano es Closed00:57:16 - Trump’s First 100 Days01:00:52 - Breaking Down the US National Debt01:02:14 - Millennials Will Never Get Social Security01:03:09 - Phil Wants to Join the Illuminati01:04:12 - Phil Becomes Born Again01:05:01 - Fight Club Anonymous_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

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