Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!   Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your seventh episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our seventh season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 17: Let The Right One In   We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?   You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive. Noah "Big Dawg Log" Foster, the Lothario, needs protection for this study session. Ely remains a sly guy, feasting in stranger's homes, in which, he does not belong with a lantern he did not buy. Ms. Lang is blowing up Emma's fstars phone, she doesn't want to be alone for the killer's true self is still unknown! Em feels betrayed that Kieran kept her from getting slain and filleted!? Zoe's place to ponder is a pond, and she sees her reflection in self reflection in the still water, to wit it's the godd*** lake where Piper sank! Eli's disguised, Zoe's immortalized and Seth's incised. Ms. Lang hoarding the Lakewood 6 files, what is this the fstars X files and does Noah even remember Riles? Brooke wears war paint to face, with confidence, Branson's taint! Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the seventh episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings) Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.