Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)

Seth Branson: Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design? Noah Foster: Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say you're the killer OK, you sneak into Nina's house, sculk around, scare her and then you kill her. Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy stuff. Brooke Maddox: Creepy monologue alert. Riley Marra: So maybe it's no good if he's the only one watching. Noah Foster: Exactly, yeah, uh, it's the age of Instragram, YouTube and Tumblr. I mean we need to share the things we do or it's like it never happened.   Welcome to Friday Night Frights!   Hello Dreamy Screamers!   Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016)  The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a slice of the Scream: The TV Series second episode: Hello, Emma.   Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one personification of that very treat I already spoke to. The source material such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally assume, and wisely so, that the televised iteration of the same would be a lame goddamn show game, but instead, it slices those hopeless expectations in two and showers us in wicked wit and creative kills rich and rife with bloody goo. Who, the fuck, knew?   You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your living human hive.   Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)     Faux Ghostface will, some, call; others he will maul…   An Infamous mask bound to the past…   Payback a potential bitch to the rich, but Kieran ain't no 21 Jump Street Snitch.   Noah's so very lame wielding zero game, but still he'll find fame.   Whether victim of suicide or homicide--either way she's dead inside.   Will Faux Ghostface Slay and Filet in a Dim Alleyway   Tricking the Coroner, Turning Scaredy Cat in Alley Corner     One will die in episode two, there are still more bodies for Faux Ghostface to cut through and Noah's more monologuing to do.     Who will die in this episode? Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Daisy or Violet, Rachel or Kieran, Sheriff Hud or Maggie?   The filthy rich, a filthy bitch and a 21 Jump Street Snitch -Your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy, you'll meet me in Hell, Bell (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.