Faux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails)

Greetings Dreamy Screamers!   Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your third episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our third season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 13: Vacancy   We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?   You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.   Whether she goes by partner or killer, Audrey proves rather screwed in this blood chiller/thriller!   Noah repudiates pancakes but requests a Dutch angle; meanwhile, Jake's entrails do still dangle.   It seemed likely Audrey would smash Noah's head out fstars cold--of Audrey's freedom, life and status, Faux Gho takes hold.   Eli sips a black godda** black eye cause his short name rhymes with sly fstars guy.   Mr. Kreuger wishes it was all a dream and that instead of a wine bottle, he brought coffee and ghost fuc**** cream.   Branson has the foresight to gift B flowers; he's but a lowly human creep lacking superpowers.   He also orders, surprisingly, a small popcorn, but we all know he'd order a corn dog with extra fstars horn.   Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the third episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails) -Your Noah Foster Imposter (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.