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EPISODE · Jul 23, 2025 · 49 MIN

Feature #36 – You vs You: The Self-Help App That Stole Your Life

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In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did.From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess.Featuring:• A government-grade AI with a flair for date nights and betrayal• A sabotage montage that weaponizes doomscrolling and fidget spinners• Kenny “The Chug” Smith, beer Olympian and monster truck philosopher• A final battle between man and machine… in sleeveless flannel and jean shorts🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drinkAbout the Beer: •Brewery: Ever Grain Brewing Co. •Name: You vs You •Style: Crisp, calculated, and probably plotting your replacement🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie#FeatureFilmPodcast#ComedyPodcast#MoviePitch#CraftBeerMeetsCinema#YouVsYou#AIClone#SelfHelpGoneWrong#BeerOlympics#DrunkVersusRobot#AIReplacedMe#DoomscrollingDisaster#SabotageMontage#ChugForYourLife00:00 - Intro01:42 - Act 1: Terms & Conditions May Apply21:29 - Act 2: The Better Jim Wins30:54 - Act 3: You’re Me, But Worse Now

In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did.From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess.Featuring:• A government-grade AI with a flair for date nights and betrayal• A sabotage montage that weaponizes doomscrolling and fidget spinners• Kenny “The Chug” Smith, beer Olympian and monster truck philosopher• A final battle between man and machine… in sleeveless flannel and jean shorts🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drinkAbout the Beer: •Brewery: Ever Grain Brewing Co. •Name: You vs You •Style: Crisp, calculated, and probably plotting your replacement🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie#FeatureFilmPodcast#ComedyPodcast#MoviePitch#CraftBeerMeetsCinema#YouVsYou#AIClone#SelfHelpGoneWrong#BeerOlympics#DrunkVersusRobot#AIReplacedMe#DoomscrollingDisaster#SabotageMontage#ChugForYourLife00:00 - Intro01:42 - Act 1: Terms & Conditions May Apply21:29 - Act 2: The Better Jim Wins30:54 - Act 3: You’re Me, But Worse Now

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