Feature Film #39 -- Shepherd Warrior

He brought the gospel of peace. She brought a tactical shepherd's crook. Two thousand years ago, under the exact same star in Nazareth, humanity received a savior... and an enforcer.Meet the unknown half-sister of Jesus. Born in a pre-paid manger just three blocks down to Joseph's "side piece," she wasn't destined to be a carpenter or a leader of men. While her brother was preaching, she was the "adjudicator of men," acting as a secret mafioso who cornered the wine market and protected her flock by punching Romans in the face. When the heat gets too intense, she adopts a radical disguise, transforming into the universe's ultimate protector and history's most famous immortal badass: the interdimensional Sexy Nun.It's an epic, blood-soaked origin story featuring holy vengeance, immaculate combat, a time-traveler from Loggerstan, and Marisa Tomei giving birth next to a cow and a pig.This Week’s Feature:Beer: Shepherd WarriorBrewery: Five Stones Artisan BreweryConnect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00 - Intro02:17 - Act 1: The Other Manger30:58 - Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men46:43 - Act 3: The Origin of the Sexy Nun58:04 - Epilogue Notes