EPISODE · Apr 23, 2020 · 7 MIN
Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of Cocaine
from The Topical · host The Onion
Financial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Financial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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