Feet Holmes

What this episode covers

We like to have fun, and when I say "fun" I think you know exactly what I mean. Not the kind of fun these horrendous man-children are having over at Barstool, where the entire purpose of your life is to sit on a couch surrounded by eight fat guys with heart disease yelling at the tv because they drunkenly dropped nine hundred dollars on a sports betting app they're actively promoting because Dave Portnoy can never have enough money while he spit roasts a sixteen year old blonde girl from Philadelphia. Look ma! I made it! I'm getting choked by a four foot two jewish millionaire who thinks Gaza should be a river of blood and goys from Charleston should spend their life savings on an off-season football! Goddamnit. This was a fun episode, but as soon as I start typing a description I'm just reminded of all the people who should be thrown in a labor camp. Fuck Dave Portnoy. And fuck you, too, for reading this bullshit instead of jacking off or taking care of your dog or whatever responsibilities you're neglecting.

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