Fighting Dinosaurs in Vietnam With Ari Gold

from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time

LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:58 - The top5:32 - God I hope we're still friends9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend15:47 - Third marriage is the charm19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling35:12 - Those who can't do37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug45:11 - We got issues47:06 - Phil's mom calls in48:02 - Speaking German is easy52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work56:44 - We need adult scholarships1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

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