Finding the Monster

This week we're heading for 100° weather in Atlanta. Someone please send us ice. If you have nothing to do, why not plan on attending Fyre Festival 2? Yes, it's happening. Or maybe you'll want to look for the Loch Ness Monster this weekend. Just bring along an expert in the topic of monsters. Most likely they do exist. What should we do for Halloween, folks? Help me out. Let's do something fun that doesn't involve sacrificing small children again. Authorities say we have to stop that kind of activity. See you this weekend, folks. I'll be naked in ATL with an icy beverage.