Firewalker (1986)

They say Chuck Norris once took on The Last Action Heroes…and the fallout could be heard for miles. Chuck Norris never talks of the events that happened that day…they just haunt him. Like a bad dream. Kind of like his 1986 comedy caper ‘FIREWALKER’ which gets the TLAH teardown this episode. Max (Chuck Norris) and Leo (Louis Gosset Jr) are two down on their luck fortune hunters: losing money and making enemies wherever they go. Such is the life of an adventurer. But when bubbly legal secretary Patricia (Melody Anderson) approaches the duo with a business proposition, Max and Leo’s luck may be about to change. From the deserts of Asia (or is it the Middle East? Or the US?) to the jungles of Mexico, the trio find themselves on the hunt for an ancient Incan (or is it Indian? Mayan? Possibly even Martian? Who knows) treasure. Along the way they’ll encounter soldiers, alligators, fearsome (possibly) Indian warriors and a metric fuck ton of bananas! All the while hunted by El Coyote (Sonny Landham in his first non-Billy role). Did we mention he’s also a cyclops? A red one!With all the martial arts action you’d expect from a Chuck Norris movie (if you’re lucky), romancing and bromancing galore, John Rhys Davies in a breakout role as ‘(not)Sallah’ and a ‘Patricias possibly psychic’ subplot that may or may not lead somewhere, join show host Chuck Jorris (possibly Jesper), and his high kicking co-hosts Chuck Bjorris (might be Bjorn), Chuck Lorris (could be Leon) and Chuck Dorris (I think that’s Dan) as they brave the legend of…The Firewalker!