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The Last Action Heroes

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We are The Last Action Heroes! Four friends quest to watch all of retro cinemas best and worst action-hero movies. Cult classics to blockbusters we’ll discuss everything from the laughs and excitement to terrible opinions and utter disappointment. We even emailed Arnold Schwarzenegger for a quote. He’s yet to reply. “So come on! What are you waiting for? Do it now!”

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  1. Broken Arrow (1996)

    Action Hero: Riley Hale We are THE LAST ACTION HEROES, the “heroic everyman thrust into an impossible situation and just making it up as we go” of movie podcasts. We are dedicated to ranking the very best and worst of action hero cinema protagonists…and so far…we’re not dead. This episode we are...

  2. The Warriors (1979)

    Action Hero: The Warriors CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAS?????!!! We are The Last Action Heroes, a baseball bat wielding, bottle smashing, bloodied fist of a movie podcast and we say the future of action movie heroes is ours if you can count!Now look what we have here before us: This episode we are ducking...

  3. Cutthroat Island (1995)

    Action Hero: Morgan Adams PSA: as any sea-dawg worth his salt knows, you can’t embark on a voyage without a good stash of rum…and so, for this voyage on the good ship TLAH the rum was plentiful. Maybe too plentiful. Caution: side effects include giggling, arguments, nonsense and spontaneous...

  4. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

    Action Hero: Sarah Connor & T800-101 We are The Last Action Heroes, a mini gun toting, motorbike riding, unstoppable killing machine of a movie podcast on a mission to rate the very best and worst of action cinema protagonists from across the ages. In our first episode of season 3 we decided...

  5. They Live (1988)

    Action Hero: Nada Welcome to The Last Action Heroes, an ass kicking, bubble gum chewing, tight jean wearing movie podcast on a mission to rate the very best and worst of action cinema protagonists across the ages. In this episode we throw on some cool as fuck sunnies and wake up to fight the...

  6. John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

    Action Hero: John Wick We are The Last Action Heroes, a kung fu fighting, gun wielding, professional killer of a movie podcast on a mission to rate the very best and worst of action cinema protagonists. This episode we are kicking back with none other than the Baba Yaga!! We’ve got our feet up in...

  7. Pathfinder (2007)

    Action Hero: Ghost We are The Last Action Heroes, a tough talking, hard hitting movie podcast on a mission to rate the very best and worst of action cinema protagonists. This episode we settle on the moody shores of proto-North America circa 1000AD, as a horde of blood thirsty…

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  8. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Action Hero: Ash Williams We are THE LAST ACTION HEROES, a hard hitting movie podcast where we rate the very best and worst of action cinemas greatest leading men and women. Most as we can figure the year is 1300AD and we’re being dragged to our death. But how the hell did we get here? Best ask...

  9. Rambo: First Blood (1982)

    Action Hero: John Rambo Leaving behind the glittery pop punk stylings of modern Gotham, The Last Action Heroes go on the run in this months episode, heading into the rain soaked forests of North America with action hero royalty: Rambo: First Blood (1982). Action heroes don’t come more…

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  10. Birds of Prey (2020)

    Action Hero: Harley Quinn This month we’re on a flamboyant mission to uncover if Harley Quinn, a potty-mouthed fashionista could possibly be one of this generations ultimate action heroes! Join us as we talk Birds of Prey (and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn), or Harley Quinn:...

  11. Hard Boiled (1992)

    Action Hero: "Tequila" Yuen Grab yourself a baby and a shotgun and get ready to cook some fools as THE LAST ACTION HEROES PODCAST takes a bullet dodging leap back through time to the seedy underworld of 90’s Hong Kong for a bullet ballet of epic proportions. In this explosive fourth episode of...

  12. The Fifth Element (1997)

    Action Heroes: Korben & Leeloo Wind blows...fire burns....THE LAST ACTION HEROES PODCAST kicks ass!!! In our third episode of Season 2 we head into a 90s vision of the far future where everything is neon coloured and everyone is hot ‘n’ horny, as we join not one, but two heroes in their adventure...

  13. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

    Action Hero: Jack Burton Escaping the deserts of the American mid-west to the haunted underworld realms of Chinatown, San Francisco, this is THE LAST ACTION HEROES PODCAST Season 2 and we’re talking to whoever’s listening out there.We’re heading into our second episode with a heavy hitter (and…

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  14. Tremors (1990)

    Action Heroes: Val & Earl Listen? You feel that? That distant rumbling….that quaking beneath your feet? That’s right! It’s The Last Action Heroes crashing into 2022 with our brand new second season!!This time the gloves are off as we change things up and pit a bevy of cinematic heroes against…

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  15. Firewalker (1986)

    They say Chuck Norris once took on The Last Action Heroes…and the fallout could be heard for miles. Chuck Norris never talks of the events that happened that day…they just haunt him. Like a bad dream. Kind of like his 1986 comedy caper ‘FIREWALKER’ which gets the TLAH teardown this episode. Max...

  16. Batman (1989)

    Some say they can’t be killed. Some say they drink blood. Others simply say they are psychotic vigilantes…watchful protectors over the best and worst of retro action cinema. We are THE LAST ACTION HEROES and this episode we’re suiting up to stalk the shadowy, crime ridden streets of Gotham in Tim...

  17. Black Rain (1989)

    Okaerinasai! Following a brief summer hiatus, The Last Action Heroes are back baby! This time we are taking on the Yakuza as we are escorted to the Land of The Rising Sun by renegade cop and dad with a mullet Michael Douglas in the 1989 Ridley Scott noir thriller BLACK RAIN. After witnessing a...

  18. 48 Hrs. (1982)

    The boys are back in town! Going back to our roots for this episode THE LAST ACTION HEROES take to the grimy, crime ridden streets of San Francisco in a beat-up blue Cadillac convertible as we check out the gritty 1982 odd-couple classic 48HRS.Whilst investigating a simple case of credit card...

  19. Masters of the Universe (1987)

    At the center of the universe, at the border between the light and the dark stand 4 brave warriors. For countless ages, they have kept the world of 80's movie podcasts in harmony. But the armies of darkness do not rest and the capture of streaming services is ever most in their minds. For those…

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  20. The Last Dragon (1985)

    Who's the MEANEST?! Who's the PRETTIEST?! Who's the BADDEST mofo low-down around this town?! Who are we? THE LAST ACTION HEROES!!! This time we are cruising the mean streets of 80's Harlem, giving fools a beatdown as we go in search of 'The Glow' in our quest to become the master in 1985's iconic...

  21. Flash Gordon (1980)

    Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun FLASH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get your brightly coloured spandex sequin suit on and prepare for blast-off as THE LAST ACTION HEROES launch into space for the epic 1980 space opera extravaganza that is FLASH GORDON!Pew! Pew! Pew! The earth is under attack. A ruthless...

  22. 007 - For Your Eyes Only (1981)

    In this episode of The Last Action Heroes we move away from our recent American musclebound action and take a trip cross the pond to experience the trials and tribulations of living your best British spy life as we delve into the first James Bond epic of the decade with 1981's FOR YOUR EYES ONLY....

  23. Bloodsport (1988)

    HI-YAH!!!!! Get your black belt on and your roundhouse kicks ready as The Last Action Heroes delve into the seedy under belly of Hong Kong to infiltrate the dangerous mixed martial arts tournament of Kumite in BLOODSPORT! Follow Ray JESPson, Senso DANaka, Chong LEON and BJORN Claude Van Damme as...

  24. Cobra (1986)

    Jatimatic SMG...check! Hand grenades...check! Aviators...check! The Last Action Heroes blast into 2021 with a brand new episode!! We're kicking the New Year off in style cruising the crime addled, neon-noir soaked streets of 1986 Los Angeles as we give cult classic, Sylvester Stallone sizzle reel...

  25. Die Hard (1988)

    Ho Ho Ho! Hope you got a machine gun (and a spare vest handy!) because The Last Action Heroes are getting festive this episode as we crawl our way through the air vents and elevator shafts of Nakatomi Plaza with DIE HARD. We follow NY police-cop (the cop who can't be stopped) John McClane as he...

  26. The Running Man (1987)

    In loving memory of Chico. ———— The world economy has collapsed. Food, natural resources and oil are in short supply. A police state divided into paramilitary zones rules with an iron hand. Oh yeah...and there’s a pandemic. But enough about 2020, suit up and strap in with The Last Action Heroes…

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    The Last Action Heroes is a celebration of steroid infused muscle men, big perm women, die hard cops, massive explosions and a shitload of killing. In this podcast we'll be discussing the best, and the worst, of 1980s hard hitting action classics.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We are The Last Action Heroes! Four friends quest to watch all of retro cinemas best and worst action-hero movies. Cult classics to blockbusters we’ll discuss everything from the laughs and excitement to terrible opinions and utter disappointment. We even emailed Arnold Schwarzenegger for a quote. He’s yet to reply. “So come on! What are you waiting for? Do it now!”

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