FLASH MOB CRIME SPREE, OR JUST DOORBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE?

Normally the crazed mobs wait until Black Friday to swarm the stores, grabbing everything they can get their hands on but, this year, they started before Thanksgiving! Can't help but think this is because someone moved the start of "Christmas" to the day after Halloween. Cognitive Dissidents Ed Greer, Klee Wiggins, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson are shaking you out of your residual Thanksgiving food coma with your weekly dose of newsy infotainment… GET DOSED!