Flirty Quips To Female Small Talk – Heartiste

Warning. Do not use on fat chicks. They may get the wrong idea. *** GIRL: “What time is it?” A good time. GIRL: “You came in late today.” Hard drug use. GIRL: “Which way is it to X?” You don’t seem like the kind of girl who’d go there. GIRL: “How are you?” Irresistible. GIRL: “Could you watch my laptop for me for a minute?” Ok, but close your porn windows first. I have a reputation. GIRL: “What’d you think of movie X?” All right... ready to hang on my every word? GIRL: “Are you going to X's party this Friday?” Yes. You can be happy now. GIRL: “What do you do?” You didn’t just ask that. GIRL: in an elevator, “Could you press 4?” This is just like in the movies! GIRL: “My shift is ending soon. Can I close you out?” Your flirting skills need work. GIRL: “I think the coffee machine’s broken.” Tried to put vodka in it again, didn’t ya? GIRL: “Where’s your car?” Tijuana. GIRL: “That sounds like a good idea.” Hey, it’s me! GIRL: “It’s a really nice day today.” Thanks! GIRL: “That’s a cool hat.” Flattery will get you everywhere. GIRL: “Are you waiting in line?” I’d better be. Otherwise I’m standing around looking good for nothing. GIRL: “That’ll be $69.75.” I bet you say that to all the guys. Just kidding about that last one. Sort of. *** Flirting with women ties into the whole alpha male philosophy of not taking girls seriously. Treating women’s idle politeness like a sounding board for you to amp up the sexual tension and remind your quarry that you are a highly libidinous, fleshy extension of your turgid cock is good for establishing proper and healthy male-female relations. When you are flippant with women, they sense that you think you are better than them, and that turns them on. Women love a man who is better than them, but they will accept as a substitute a man who simply thinks he is better than them.