Florida Jokes, Salem's Lot Showdown, a Lurking Fear Reaction, and a Killer STD? Plus, Near Dark Schools Twilight!

Johnny Spoiler dishes out his unique and hilarious take on the latest in TV, movies, and more. The episode kicks off with some unconventional advice—If your baby mama wants you to move to Florida, think twice!—with Johnny comparing Florida to a “dark space between your balls and your butthole.” From there, things only get wilder. Johnny breaks down Ryan Murphy’s new show, "The Beauty," featuring a bizarre STD that makes you more attractive while it kills you. He speculates about Ashton Kutcher and Evan Peters, and how Kutcher might be dodging the spotlight for now. The episode dives into horror movie history as Johnny discusses cult favorite Near Dark and praises director Kathryn Bigelow. Want to spice up your Halloween watchlist? Tune in for his recommendation! Later, Johnny gives the lowdown on the monster-filled flick Lurking Fear and its messy production woes. Does it get a binge now, binge later, or binge never rating? Find out in this deep dive into schlocky horror classics! Finally, Johnny takes a jab at vampire-gentrified towns with his review of the new Salem's Lot on Max and talks about how vampires and real estate investments might go hand in hand. Strap in for a wild ride through the world of binge-worthy content! Try Paramount Plus https://bit.ly/PeakScreamingFREE